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About self-mockery, talk about self-deprecating sentences, and talk about mood.
2. Once upon a time, we smiled together. Nowadays, we are strangers to each other.
Grey Wolf said: I can't wronged my wife anyway.
4. Is there such a person? Will pull me in my arms to comfort me when I am wronged.
I feel so wronged and desperate that I want to cry, but I still smile brightly.
6, good night, personality babies, don't wronged their smiling eyes, remember to go to bed early.
7. I have a bad temper. When I am angry with someone who no longer feels wronged but has nothing to say, then your bottom line for me is almost exhausted.
8. I put away my grievances, sadness, jealousy and sadness so that you can't see them.
Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
10, wronged like a dog, I won't lose my pride and bow to anyone.
1 1, how many grievances does the sentence "Are you busy" contain? ! How sad it is to wait for you in a word! Forget it, how much sadness is contained in it!
12, I am single, I am proud, I am a condom of my motherland.
13, you are a man who can make women pregnant, a good man who can make women not wronged, a successful man who can make women live a stable life, and you can make women old.
14, the man who loves you the most, the man who is reluctant to let you suffer a little injustice, is old. ...
15, behind the strong, many grievances and tears.
16, treat the bitch more severely. Why should I wronged myself to give the dog a face-hope?
17, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.
18, envious of children being bullied, crying and laughing after hearing a few good words, but when they grow up, they are completely wronged and forced to smile and get comfort.
19, the grievances that can be said are not grievances.
I feel wronged when I cry, but I have gradually learned my inner strength. No one can hurt me if I don't want to.
2 1, I feel like crying in pain. At that moment, I realized how many grievances I had superimposed from beginning to end.
22. I wish you all the sadness, despair, grievances and tears.
23, why make yourself so embarrassed, in the final analysis, it is not your own grievances. ...
Do you want to lose weight? Is it wrong for your parents to raise you so big and make you fat? Why do you have to let yourself be wronged for one person?
25. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.
I miss him very much, but I insist that I don't. Clearly wronged but laugh it off. It hurts, but I insist on gritting my teeth. I wanted to talk to him, but said it was boring. Mingmingkun
I will never explain anything to myself again, and I will never be wronged again.
28, don't say sorry, don't want to embarrass you, don't talk to me about feelings.
29. I can't bear to be wronged by my mother.
Because I love you, I bury all my grievances in my heart.
Talk about self-deprecating sentences
Talk about self-deprecating sentences
1, my friend, I want to thank you for betraying me and making me naive. My partner, I want to thank you, thank you for choosing others, and let me lose my kindness. My enemy, I want to thank you. Thank you for losing to me and making me arrogant. My family, I want to thank you, thank you for being eccentric, and let me have a cold shoulder. My world, I want to thank you in particular, thank you for giving me a desperate world, so that I can never trust anyone again.
2, the Buddha said: no mind, no phase, no life. However, I will still think of you, think of you and live with you.
3. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.
4. "It's okay to laugh at yourself, but you haven't really loved anyone." -Lin Qiuli's tears. "
5, you can't even Lian Xiao, what qualifications are there to cry? -Feng
6. If you are not good enough, don't laugh at others' light-An Xiaoling
7. Life doesn't boil you. Do you think you are an asshole?
8. There are few dreams this year, so everyone must do well. Shi Hang
9. There are too many unreasonable things in this world. After giving me a bath in the bathtub, I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe
10, those books that I wanted to read but didn't, filled my heart with a library. -Mosquito bite.
1 1, pop songs are everyone's favorite, but you have to rock, which is a painful belief; You love to play ice hockey, but the people around you only know football, which is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. -Embrace David's Life by Imagination.
12, seems to have drunk too much, 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil
13, if the person I like also likes me, then! Please pour a pot of cold water on me, because I must be thinking too much!
14, people will change from childhood to adulthood, but there are always some things, things I don't like, things I like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.
15, my proudest dignity was trampled by you, but I never regretted falling in love with you.
16, should I wait until you put the knife in my heart before I let go?
17, fantasizing that he is a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides his merits and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman
18, why do you want to be invisible-because in this case, at least I can think that you don't send it to me because I'm not here.
19. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?
20. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled.
2 1, what we are chasing, has long been like a joke for ourselves.
22. There are pits everywhere.
23. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe, and their only purpose is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.
24. I have been accommodating myself, but I always don't follow my heart.
25. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.
26. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is an entertainment toy.
27. I found that my previous ambitions have now become jokes.
28. Forgive my coldness. Facing the world, I have no choice. .....
Are you really happy? scold .......
30. Every time you look through his Weibo, you want to know all his past. You are not jealous, but sad and affectionate. He never gave it to you.
Talking about self-deprecating mood phrases
First, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.
Second, China people have two characteristics: first, they don't like telling the truth; Second, I don't want to hear the truth.
Third, as long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?
There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.
Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
We can never predict the future. We were too honest when we were young, but we were too dishonest when we grew up.
Seven, people can't hang from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.
Eight, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single! !
Nine, it looks very sci-fi and a bit abstract.
Ten, a woman without talent is virtue, I must be too wicked.
Eleven, take your time? I just know that caring too much about others will often hurt myself.
Twelve, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
Thirteen, the person who tripped me, I let him never get up. He who helps me up, I will never fall.
Fourteen, nothing is our past, nothing is our ending.
Fifteen, I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
Sixteen, I die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.
Seventeen, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
Eighteen, they called me BT and asked me to do CT. I am ET.
Nineteen, you can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.
I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.
Twenty-one, whether now you don't understand my tears and can't see the hidden information in my eyes.
Twenty-two, you left a mark on my life, but only when I was a passer-by.
Twenty-three, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
24. Donor, the poor monk is here for alms. Do you have a sauce elbow? Fried chicken legs will do. It's good.
Twenty-five, Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
Twenty-six, our facial features are correct, and the fly in the ointment is that we open our mouths and face (wrinkles) and shut up and face (acne).
Twenty-seven, you are indifferent, I am really sad, sorry for myself.
Twenty-eight, I thought I was afraid of the farewell moment. It turns out that I am also afraid of reunion.
Twenty-nine, men are tired, so they will knock on the back; Men are sad, so they should wash their hair; Men are bitter, so they will gamble; Men are very busy, so they often go to the wrong bed.
Thirty, one day I will register in your heart like a game registration and will not leave.
I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !
Thirty-two, after studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
Self-deprecating sentences talk about mood phrases
Tell me about the mood phrase 1. If QB is used as a reward in the exam, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.
I was stingy and made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!
I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will feel pain without me.
I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!
5. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.
6. Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.
7. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.
8. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.
9. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.
10. My heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.
1 1. One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money or your good girl.
12. Those books that I wanted to read but didn't read filled my heart with a library. -Mosquito bite.
13. There are not many real feelings in this world. A woman's blushing is better than a long speech, but when she wears rouge, she can't tell the truth from the truth.
14. A sentence that makes people feel distressed, beautiful and sad, has a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.
15. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled on.
16. They called me BT and asked me to do CT. I am ET.
17. Because I don't make money, my girlfriend thinks I eat soft rice. In a rage, today's meal is very hard!
18. If you finally get tired of me, be sure to come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.
19. Our biggest rival in love is not the third party, but the years.
20. In the past, children's questions were: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?
Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad and blaming yourself. These are all things that fools do.
22. Before I knew it, I was buried.
23. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?
24. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.
25. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.
26. Pedestrian: Look, he is bald himself and sells "hair restorer"! Bald head: Hey! Why do you talk like that? According to you, can't men sell "tattooed breasts"?
27. There are days in a month when I don't want to study.
28. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you don't send it to me because I'm not here.
29. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.
30. Sensitive people love to entertain foolish ideas, while soft-hearted people love to ask for it.
3 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.
32. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. In fact, it takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.
33. You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in a nearby tree.
34. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.
As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.
36. Sometimes I really want to get drunk, wake up, go to a distant place where no one knows me, and then start all over again.
37. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!
There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.
39. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.
40. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.
Tell me about the mood phrase 3 4 1. Sometimes, I dream of "full support"
42. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.
43. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
44. There are pits everywhere
45. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.
46. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
47. My friends, they all say that at first glance, I have a long time to use. Actually, I don't take advantage at all. If you don't believe me, I might as well take a closer look!
48. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.
49. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.
Why don't you forget it? Do you think he is not cruel enough or blame yourself for not being stupid enough?
5 1. Don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid your first passion will end in indifference.
52. I eat and lose weight every day, and you say I have no perseverance.
If you don't receive any news from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas, please don't doubt our friendship. I'm just poor.
54. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
55. Should I feel sorry for myself? I deserve it!
56. It is natural to leave. Everyone is a passer-by. The footprints left by passers-by in life constitute beautiful memories and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant scenes in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.
57. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".
58. No three no four ages, concerned parents and unlovable girls.
59. There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.
60. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.
Self-deprecating sentences about mood phrases 4 6 1. People who make mistakes are actually full of remorse, anxiety and shame in the face of mistakes. If the other party doesn't blame, it will give birth to some gratitude and relief.
62. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing remorse.
63. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.
64. I just blame myself too much. This mistake is like a stone stuck in my heart and I can't digest it. As a victim, I have been so sincerely hoping for forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so cold? Can one thing really overturn all your efforts? When and how can you put down this stone in your heart?
65. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, that person is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping to wait and never giving up.
66. I am the best actor in film and television, the best director in the actor field, the most skillful screenwriter in the director field and the funniest comic dialogue in the screenwriter field. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.
67. After that, you went south and I went north, and the wind and rain did not recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers did not meet.
68. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.
69. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that she wants to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!
70. No matter what kind of feelings you encounter, it is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.
7 1. I always indulge myself, but I always don't follow my heart.
You really can't live without me. You just need a recreational toy-Yuangui when you are bored.
73. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I thought I was the closest, but in the end I was just a passer-by.
74. Because I care about you very much, I regret and blame myself every time I get angry. Because I love you very much, you are indispensable in my heart.
75. I didn't expect that my white hair would be longer when I grew up.
76. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.
77. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.
78. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?
79. A fool can't live without a fool just as a fish can't live without water.
80. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.
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