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Share some interesting things about raising children

Time flies so fast! In the blink of an eye, Sister Xin is 4 years old and Jiajia is 2 years old. Share something interesting in your family recently.

01 Rock, Paper, Scissors

One day my father and I took our two babies out to play, and both babies tried to compete with their mother for hugs.

Which one should I hug? It doesn’t make sense if both of them are crying.

Nowadays, I rarely say that the older sister should let the younger sister. Because it doesn’t make sense, I would have given in long ago.

Finally, I told my sister, let’s do this. Mom and dad will play rock, paper, scissors. If whoever wins, he or she will hug you, okay?

Sister Xin agreed.

So I came out with scissors, and my father came out with rock.

I said, did dad win? Should dad hug his sister?

Sister Xin said, no, it doesn’t count this time, you can do it again.

So I produced cloth, and my father produced stone.

"Oh, I lost, but I have to put on a good show."

I said, look, dad has won again, should dad hug me?

Sister Xin looked at me and said, didn’t you win this time?

I said, OK, let’s do it again. One to three times, count the last time.

This time I came out with scissors and dad came out with rock.

Sister Xin had nothing to say, so her father hugged her.

Summary: In a two-child family, when the children are young and refuse to give in to each other, it is very useful to divert attention through games. Sometimes, you don’t really want me to hold you, but you just want to use this method to get your parents to pay more attention to you.

02 It’s still rock, paper, scissors

When taking a bath at night, both children argued that I should take a bath first.

This is quite good. I am very active in taking a bath.

So who should be washed first? This is a question.

I said to the two sisters, let’s play rock, paper, scissors. Whoever wins will wash first.

Jiajia has never been taught this game.

So Sister Xin took out the scissors, and Jiajia stretched out her clenched fist.

My sister lost in the first round

Sister Xin said, let’s do it again.

Then Sister Xin took out the scissors again, and Jiajia stretched out her clenched fist.

My sister lost in the second round

I couldn’t stand it anymore, my sister won both times.

Let my sister wash it first. Sister, you see, my sister has won twice.

Sister Xin said, isn’t it three times? This time doesn’t count, there is one more time.

He pulled me to compete with my sister again.

This time Sister Xin learned her lesson, and had already judged that her sister could only produce rocks, so she decisively produced cloth.

Sure enough, Jiajia once again stretched out her clenched fist.

My sister said, look, I won, should I wash it?

After hearing what my sister said, my sister looked at me, the referee, in confusion.

I said to my sister seriously, Jiajia, look, my sister won this time, then mom will wash it for you later

My sister also nodded seriously and agreed. , ran away in a hurry

Summary: Knowledge is wealth. The advantages of being a sister come into play here. Two years of meals are not free.

03 Why didn’t you put my profile picture?

Yesterday, my sister told me about picture books. She recorded it and sent it to my video account.

I used cut-out, and the default ending was Jiajia’s avatar. , I use this all the time

Her videos received enthusiastic likes from many uncles and aunts

In order to encourage her to be bolder, I gave her the phone and told her, you Look, many uncles and aunts have praised you and given you a lot of thumbs up

She watched the video number again and saw the end. She asked me why it was Jiajia and not me.

I was stunned by this question, and Master Duan Shui immediately came online.

I said, this is a previous template, it is old, and there is no new avatar.

Sister Xin said, then you can make one now!

Okay, the water master always has to hold the bowl level.

So a picture with two children’s heads was chosen for her on the spot and an ending was made.

After a while, she picked up her phone and looked at the video she had just sent.

Asked me, why am I still not there now?

Here, can I tell her that it’s hard to recover from overflowing water?

Baby, I promise to use your avatar next time.

Summary: I gave birth to both children by myself. There is no one I don’t like, but the younger sister is quite naive at her age, and the old mother thinks she looks cuter. Children are really sensitive, don't underestimate them. They care very much about their position in the eyes of their parents.