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Nonsense.

1. If you care too much about something, others will think it is robbing you.

2. if you like it, you have to confess. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

I can't control my temper, my heart is not so big, and I can't take care of everyone's emotions.

I don't know what a long time means, I only know what a sip of herbal tea means.

Thank you for your appearance, which made me like it for many years.

6. I am easy-going and good-natured, but don't think I am easy to bully, don't play tricks behind my back, and don't let me hear gossip. Just because I don't like to hold grudges and haggle over every ounce doesn't mean I deserve to be calculated by you. I don't care about intrigue, but if you slap me, I will definitely pay you back. This is the way to survive.

7. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

8. Forgive me for not being able to tell you what you want.

9. I am never honest. My emotions are written on my face. When I am unhappy, I don't like to talk and just smile.

10. No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

1 1. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

12. Don't reason with me, you just need to always stand on my side indiscriminately.

13. I am so cold that I want to bow my head unless there is money on the ground.

14. You can leave at any time; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.

15. I am not beautiful, I am not a daughter, I am not a rich second generation, I am just an ordinary person. Do what I like and love the people I love.

16. I hope you have high heels and running shoes, and drink tea and wine. May you have brave friends and awesome opponents. May you have deep feelings for the past, but never look back.

17. People who like you tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you will say that I took a shower and died in the bathroom.

18. You have no right to criticize me and talk about me behind my back. No matter how bad I am, I have never eaten at your house.

Talk about domineering, others will comment.

1. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

2. In a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret it most: First, they can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

3, you can quit drinking, you can not smoke, your temper can be controlled, but you can't forget it.

I think the brightest smile in my life is dedicated to the computer screen.

I don't have a so-called shelter, even if the storm is crazy again, I will go on by myself.

6. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

7. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

8. You can leave at any time; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.

9. You should thank everyone who has changed you, whether it is good or bad.

10, remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes, what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.

1 1, call me ugly, why don't you reach the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

12, I couldn't find anyone who could accompany me through thick and thin, so I went alone.

13. My cat likes you. Accept my cat or accept me.

14, change my heart, give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the people who hurt me die.

15, the tears you shed will eventually turn into sunshine and light up the road under your feet.

16, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, one drop for three seconds, never part.

17, eyes will glow, not suitable for sadness. You still have a long way to go, so hold your chest.

18, if you had a sword in your hand, you would hold it and walk forward. If you don't have a sword in your hand, forget it and go forward.

19. Later, we all went our separate ways, and no one waited for anyone.

20. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes the earth that day, we will be born free. Who dares to stand on it?

2 1, the tree will die if it is not peeled; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

22, don't be melodramatic, there is no feeling of not being hurt in this world.

23. Take a step back and push your luck; Bear with it for a while and make it worse; That is the reality.

24. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily.

25. Real success lies not in how perfect you are, but in that you still have immortal faith even in the face of difficulties.

26. It is happiness to have someone who loves you, who knows you and who cares about you in life. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as fond of one person.

27. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

28, is it because I am too fat, so I have been unable to enter your heart.

29. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

30. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more.

Domineering that others must comment.

1, young Long song, drunk lying in the mountains and rivers, once remembered that Lantai warm wine falls with the moon. You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

3. I am angular, angry, poisonous and stinging. Don't approach me out of curiosity, lest you die.

4. You can leave at any time; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.

5. My cat likes you. Accept my cat or accept me.

6. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes the earth on the day of division, we are born free, who dares to override it?

7. The real success is not how perfect you are, but how persistent your beliefs are even in the face of difficulties.

8. When you cry for missing the sun, you will miss the stars again.

9. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

10, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, one drop for three seconds, never part.

1 1, I don't have the so-called shelter from the wind and rain, even if it is stormy, I will go on by myself.

12, call me ugly, why don't you be beautiful to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

13, I want to be your heart in the next life, or you will die if I don't jump.

14, don't be melodramatic, there is no love in this world that doesn't hurt.

15, I am not kind, don't rob my people!

16. Children will apologize even if they know there is nothing wrong, but adults will not apologize even if they know there is something wrong.

17, it's hot and cold for me, and it's flickering. Is it interesting? Is it funny? Is it a bitch? Is it a dog?

18, if you like it, you have to declare it. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

19, my people, my business, others look at me and want to cut her to pieces.

20. If you have a sword in your hand, walk forward with it. If you don't have a sword in your hand, forget it and go forward.

2 1, I remember that it was a bitter winter, and I didn't want to go to class to ask my roommate for help in the morning, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

22. People who like you tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you will say that I took a shower and died in the bathroom.

23. If you don't work hard, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?

24. If you have seriously injured me, you and I both realize that all you have to do is stay away from me before I retaliate, don't apologize, don't chase after me, don't let me see you, I won't pretend to be innocent, and you don't pretend to be sincere. I am ruthless and will never accept the resolution.

25. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

26. No matter how rough a woman is, she wants to have a home. I can bring a wild man.

27. School is my home. All right, please get out, teacher!

28. The person who loved you wanted you. People who love you to the end want to be with you.

29. Later, that heart, somehow, quieted down and stopped insisting on what it had to do.

30, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

3 1, lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, skill is sleeping.

32. Think of others and live for yourself.

33. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.

34. You wander in the sunny south, and I jump on the grave in the cold night in the north.

35. Take a step back and push your luck; Bear with it for a while and make it worse; That is the reality.

36. Even if there is no beauty in the countryside, there must be pride in destroying a city.

37. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me die.

38. Remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes, what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.

39. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

40. I am possessive. If you are by my side, you can't leave.

4 1, I can't find anyone who can accompany me through thick and thin, so I will go alone.

42. The road you choose, even if you climb, you have to finish it.

43. If you don't like me, that's your business. I didn't put a knife rest around my neck to make you like me. I don't need to be upset and reflect because you don't like it. You can go blind if you don't like it. Do you want me to be responsible for your emotions? Who do you think you are? I'm sorry that your mood has nothing to do with me.

44. For you, I will stand by and watch the world, accompany you and travel around the world.

45. I'm not afraid to wait, but I'm afraid you won't choose me in the end.

46. Give time, let bygones be bygones and a new beginning.

47. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, while others are just a sneeze.

48. If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. Be gentle when you grow up and be gentle with the whole world.

49. I think the brightest smile in my life is dedicated to the computer screen.

50, unless the loess bones ヽ I keep you worry-free for a hundred years.

5 1, having a person who loves you, understands you and cares about you in life is happiness. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as fond of one person.

You must learn to throw away what you can't keep.

You can stop drinking and smoking and control your temper, but you can't forget it.

54. Go after it if you like. Don't worry about your ugliness. Maybe he is blind.

55, the tree is not skinned, dead; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

56. The feelings are deep and the legs are open. Say goodbye when you are tired.

57. I want to be your sun, either to warm you or burn you to death.

You didn't know I loved you until I threw you on the bed and hugged you.

59. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.

60. You should thank everyone who has changed you, whether it is good or bad.

6 1, in a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

62. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

No matter how many years and lifetimes have passed, I can still recognize you at a glance in the crowd.

64. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.

65. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more.

66. If it is successful, farting will be meaningful. If you fail, it makes sense to fart again

67. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

68. Laugh and watch the sky go out. My generation is Artemisia.

69. You should take the road of your choice.

70. How can I make up for the time I miss you?

7 1, it's a blessing to learn from the world, and the dust is wiped out. Wandering all over western Western jackdaw, he can do anything. Who told me to put it down? Until I met her.

72. When God closes a door, he may also clamp your head.

73. I'm afraid I gave it to you, and you can't hold it steady.

74. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily.

75. Did the boy who was nice to you still lose to that handsome guy?

76. The story of Snow White tells us that the company of seven diaosi for several years is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

77. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has someone who can't let go.

78. The tears you shed will eventually turn into sunshine, illuminating the road under your feet.

79. Is it because I am too fat that I have been unable to enter your heart?

80. God doesn't give me glory, but I am a demon with a sword in my hand. what can I do?

8 1, the dreamer should go to sleep with him when he wakes up.

82. Kneel for the monthly exam, kneel for the ranking, kneel for the ranking, and hold a parent-teacher meeting. After the meeting, break your legs, dry your tears and sleep on the road.

83. The biggest difference between people and animals is that animals are always animals, while people are sometimes not people.

84. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

85. Teacher, just tell me which parent you like, and don't bother to hold parent-teacher conferences all the time.

86. Your eyes will glow, which is not suitable for sadness. There is still a long way to go, so hold your chest.

87. I cried when I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead. When I woke up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all and cried even more.

I prefer good morning to good night, because no one will think of me when I wake up.

89. If you choose to be a dog, I will take you away with a rope and I will never stop until I kill you.

90. Later, we all went our separate ways, and no one waited for anyone.

9 1, enough waves. I'll take you home. If you don't come back, you will die outside.

92. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

Talk about the domineering that others must judge.

First, if you can't get rid of the bill, let yourself get rid of poverty quickly. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.

Second, I am a person who is not good at expressing. If I love him very much, I can only express one thing. If he is heinous, I can only spit on him a little.

3. I am a 24-year-old male who has been exercising for a long time and looks ok. There are independent villas and jeep herders at home, with a monthly income of a little over 30 thousand. At my age, I have been worried about being handsome, tall, mature, steady and generous. Oh, no, I can't do it anymore. That's disgusting.

Fourth, every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

Five, there is no truth in life, and living is the truth. We have been looking for the true meaning of life, but we have not found it.

There is nothing you can do in the face of many things, but you won't regret it as long as you work hard.

Seven, a person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less. No matter how life is, don't forget to smile. May you be your own sun, independent of anyone's light.

Eight, beating is pro, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

Nine, I close my eyes and open them again. One day has passed. If I close my eyes and never open them again, my life will be over.

Ten, you are bragging here again. The foreman is looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't go back, you won't get any extra money that day. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village to drop the case, saying that even if you peeked at her taking a bath years ago, you could go back to the village with peace of mind. The village is electrified, the telephone is connected and the road is repaired. Stop fooling around and talking nonsense.

Sell products to customers' hearts, not their heads.

Spending time on progress instead of complaining is the secret of success.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness.

15. True love is always warm and obvious, such as Ma Benteng, which makes your heart beat. What you need to look for with a magnifying glass is either too small or does not exist.

16. You don't understand how sad life is until the world is cold and things change.

17. You have to suffer to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

Eighteen, those children who think their boyfriends are bad think of people who don't even have the goal of falling in love.

Nineteen, women are good at makeup, and men are good at camouflage.

Twenty, without tenacious willpower, life is like losing a compass in the desert, without direction; Just like a bird loses its wings and can never fly; Just like duckweed on the water, it can only stagger all its life.

2 1. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.

Twenty-two, different beliefs determine different fates!

Twenty-three, touching with sincerity, people should also be sincere.

Twenty-four, the road that is identified, no matter how difficult it is, is your own choice. You are not qualified to shout pain.

Twenty-five, what you can't get is not necessarily the best, and what you lose is not the most precious; What you have now may not be your dream, but it really belongs to you.

Twenty-six, you thought I would like it, but I didn't. Life is so incredible.

I love you not only for your appearance, but also for who I am when I am with you. I love you not only because of what you have done for me, but also because of what I can do for you.

Twenty-eight, people can, that is, believe in it.

Twenty-nine, everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and you can't open the coffin until you see it.

Thirty, are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Thirty-one, life is your own, and you don't have to frame your own life by other people's standards.

32. Life is not bitter. What is bitter is that we have too many desires. People are not tired, but they should not be too open.

I hope we are not friends anymore.

Thirty-four, great! Great! . Landlord, your crown has Mitsudeki, do you know? He has a cross-training physique at a young age and is a once-in-a-century Wulin wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it won't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will not go to hell, and the task of eliminating evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This Tathagata secretary is priceless. I feel destined for you. I'll teach you a dollar.

Thirty-five, the high-end atmosphere is high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, simple and fashionable international norms, low-end vulgarity, no lower limit for soil suppression and affectation, pretending to be a green tea bitch, fierce outside and soft inside, selling cute pouting scissors, depressing and deep, dragging the handsome and frying the sky, Leng Yan noble and grounded, fashionable and bright, small and fresh, lovely rural non-mainstream, aristocratic dynasty killing Matt.

Pick up a leaflet when you see someone on the roadside. Say thank you when you take a taxi, throw the garbage into the trash can, buy some when you see the old man selling something, treat the world gently, buy yourself a rose on Valentine's Day, and say forget it with a smile to the loved one.

37. The end of a phase means that new challenges are coming.

38. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best people. I really wish I was.

39. A stumbling block is a stepping stone.

Forty, Xiaohong is very beautiful and her grades are good. Ma Jian, the head teacher, likes her very much and often touches her. Sometimes she will stay to discuss study problems after evening self-study, but Xiaohong does not exclude the behavior of the class teacher. Everyone in the class hates her except Xiao Ming and often bullies her. Everyone scolded her behind her back for pretending to be coquettish, tattling on the teacher and seducing the head teacher. Xiaoming is an exception. He has liked Xiaohong for more than two years. He sends her meals every day and helps Xiaohong sort out the books thrown away by her classmates. And Xiaohong was unmoved by what he sent and the care he gave. But Xiao Ming still likes her and insists on giving her something and calling her, even if she answers the phone, she will hang up immediately. One day, Xiaohong was killed in the classroom. The killer tied her to the seat with a rope. Her face was covered with many layers of wet tissues, and she died of suffocation. Xiaohong's hair is messy. When she opened the tissue, she found that her face was scratched and her clothes were torn to pieces, but she was not molested. The time of death was about 10 the night before, and a large number of unopened snacks and supplies were found at the scene. All the students in the class agree that those are from Xiao Ming. JC also found her mobile phone in her pocket, opened it to check the call records, and found that Xiaoming called Xiaohong at one o'clock the night before, and the call time was seconds. The school security office said that they went to bed early last night and didn't check the classroom. There are probably several surveillance cameras in the school that are tilted, and soon they are covered by black cloth. Ma Jian, the head teacher, also said that she came home early last night. On the other hand, Xiao Ming felt very painful about Xiaohong's death. Q: This incident has cast a huge shadow on Xiao Ming's mind. Find the shadow area!

Forty-one, if you want others to take care of your feelings, don't indulge others' feelings in everything, and keep your bottom line in order to gain others' respect.

Forty-two, people must learn to grow, forgive, listen, tolerate and be strong. This road is to force yourself to survive.

Forty-three, I walked through the dark alley again. Red neon lights are flashing in the small room. I'm smoking. Suddenly, I heard a scream from a handsome boy inside. Come and play ~ I threw away my cigarette butt and smiled disdainfully. Why don't I drive you crazy this time? , flew over, threw a coin, and a familiar song sounded. Dad's dad is called grandpa! Dad's mother is called grandma!

44. Before creation, people must be created.

45. Laziness is a bad factory.

Forty-six, most of the mistakes are because I didn't insist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized myself into saying that everything was fate.

Everyone has inertia, which is innate, but we can change this inertia the day after tomorrow, because many people are changing. Don't wait for someone else to do something or business before I think of it. Don't wait for others to make money before I want to do it. No one believes in markets and opportunities, but everyone believes in inflation.

48. Success is highly valued by our middle school students. However, it is not a roadside stone, it can be picked everywhere; It is not a grass in the field, and you can get it at will. If you want to succeed, you will definitely go through a long and tortuous life path. There are all kinds of obstacles on this road. Overcoming obstacles will inevitably lead to failure and hardship, which is what we call frustration. Repeated defeats and repeated wars, persistence is success; Repeated battles and defeats, and finally giving up became a failure.

49. Questioning and mocking make people grow up, and I will become a new self.

I don't like Jay Chou's songs or Jackie Chan's martial arts dramas, not because I don't know anything, but because I can't appreciate them.

5 1. Never take advantage of small things, but take advantage of big things.

Fifty-two, when I first met the world, I thought that the rivers and lakes were the glass of wine in your hand, green hills and white bones, burning dry wood, and I didn't regret meeting for a long time. But who ever told me that we were separated by different roads and forgot each other? In the long years to come, no one can be missed for a lifetime.

I am an obedient child, but what I hear is of no help to my life, because the life I want is different from that of ordinary people, and I need a free soul.

54. What you love most is often not what you choose; What loves you most is often not what you love most; And the longest, it happened that it was not you who loved you the most, but the person who appeared at the most appropriate time.

Fifty-five, a person's life, you have to believe this one: you don't have to work hard to retain, and you don't have to work hard to retain. Come and go freely.

56. Trust is a knife. If you give it to someone, he has two choices: stab you or love you and protect you.

I like to be a calm person, so calm that I have no expression, so calm that I have no feeling, so calm that I can't find anything sacred in this world.

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59. No one can succeed casually, and failure is only temporary. Don't be discouraged after failure, you need to keep fighting. Even if the road is long and bumpy, success belongs to you who believe in yourself.

Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.

Sixty-one, swallow all grievances and tears, not afraid of losing, and stand up if you can't die.

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Sixty-three, girls, it is white to lead an honest and clean life, self-reliance is wealth, and internal and external training is beauty.