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What do you say about drinking red wine on WeChat Moments? It can only be tolerated and cannot be changed.

1. It would be strange if you don’t gain weight by eating desserts and drinking red wine at night.

2. What does relaxation mean? That is, drink red wine before going to bed, check before "how many calories are in red wine", and now check "the benefits of drinking red wine"

3. What's going on recently? Drink red wine to get rid of your head, and you can still eat happily.

4. I want to eat steak and red wine, I want to watch movies, and I want to sing. These are things I haven’t done in a long time.

5. When I feel sad, I take a bath in the hot spring, eat hot pot and ice cream or Coke, and brush my favorite stars. Drinking red wine is too painful, so drunk that you can make yourself cry.

6. Why can’t you have two stomachs, one for wine and one for milk.

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7. After drinking too much red wine, I began to feel that grandpa waved the bottom of the red wine, which was super good drink.

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9. If you want to eat hot pot, drink red wine, eat spicy dried tofu, potato chips, perm your hair and do your nails, you can’t do it this year or next year.

10. I had hot pot and red wine last night. I ate a whole fried chicken for lunch today. I won't get acne.

11. Where am I now? I get greedy just watching other people drink red wine.

12. I never drink red wine from a goblet. I always feel like I'm drinking hot water.

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13. When I drank red wine for the first time, my stomach felt like it was burning and my stomach was churning. I still have a headache.

14. I drank a bottle of red wine for the second time in my life. I was so drunk that my head hurt when I woke up. I don't want to touch that bottle of wine again.

15. Go home from the library, soak your feet, eat wood, drink red wine, and chat with your mother. Life, you are so gentle.

16. The morning night life is smoke-free and alcohol-free, not enough to disturb the clock wine, or drinking red wine without thinking about the first snow.

17. I always like to eat beef jerky with red wine at night.

18. Drinking milk can help you sleep, and drinking red wine can improve your beauty. Drinking both is clean.

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19. There is no one at home, only me leaning on the warm sofa, drinking and watching TV. , no one bothered me, and I drank until midnight.

20. I think drinking red wine before going to bed has the same effect as taking sleeping pills. I will fall asleep quickly, but I will wake up very tired and uncomfortable the next day.

21. What if I fell in love with red wine recently? I drank it three times in five days and each time it was like a nutritional express. Greedy.

22. They agreed to drink a little, but ended up with two bottles of red wine. They couldn’t open their eyes. The memories of the past were very crazy and beautiful.

23. I don’t like red wine, but this is a very elegant gesture.

24. Drink red wine with your family every day and live a retired life.