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I swear I will never swear again.
I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.
3, I have three highs, height, high IQ, use BBK!
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
5, brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!
Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!
7. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!
8. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.
Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
10, those women who take part in the beauty pageant can't find good men, because good men are married, such as me.
1 1, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
12, rock scissors cloth, whoever loses takes off his pants.
13, can't bear it, bear it again!
14, I swear I will never swear again!
15, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
16, the pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.
17, sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!
18, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
19, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
20, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!
2 1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
22. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
23. Pay more attention to Three Gorges Online, and you can share more classic inventory.
24. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
26. There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.
I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
28. In the workplace, just like Conan, there is a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever they go.
29. Self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.
30. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.
3 1, I am not wrong, but I have never been right!
32, you are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!
On the Non-mainstream Personality of Youth Love
1, I don't need you to give me a stable heart, because I want to be a person who shares weal and woe with you.
I am lucky to meet the person I love most in my lifetime.
According to legend, happiness is a beautiful glass ball, which is scattered in every corner of the world after being broken.
4. I have always known that the mountain is the story of water and the wind is the story of clouds, but I didn't know until now that you are my story.
5. The happiness I long for is serene in the plain, just like the warm sun in winter, falling from the sky with a long aftertaste.
6, countless helplessness in exchange for a lifetime of infatuation.
7. Who lost you? I am willing to accompany you to find yourself.
8. It doesn't matter whether fate comes early or late. Meeting you is my best time.
9. If you can't be the first person to say that you love you in this life, then be the last person to say that you love you.
10, there must be many good reasons for loving and hating someone for no reason.
You are my shoulder, and my faith is my warmth.
12, wandering in the moonlight and wandering in my sleep, I often can't understand emotional things.
13, every second I am with you is forever in my life.
14, some people are worth waiting for and some sadness is worth enduring.
15, tired and sleepy, I will forget my depression because of your words. This is your place in my heart.
16, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
17, Yue is the god of Yue, and only Yue can make Yue die very hard.
18, suddenly fell in love with painting the ground as a prison. This is the so-called love you gave me.
19, darkness is coming, don't worry, I will protect you with the warmest embrace.
20. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.
2 1, the temperature in the United States is tangled between the fingers and the heartbeat is still accelerating.
22, who will be willing to lend me happiness for a lifetime, who will leave me the second element of the heart.
23, a cup of white water, as long as mixed with the core fragrance, can send out the fragrance of love.
I can give you an exclusive hug during your most unforgettable journey.
25. This is a season of love, and the air is full of love.
26. The separation now is just to meet you better in the future.
27. The flame said to the moth: In the firelight, I can't extricate myself from your beauty, just want to give you a warm hug.
28. The smile in the photo, do you know how important you are to me?
29. I am sad, and I can't finish talking all my life. I can't think of you.
30. The little sun and the little moon love each other but are separated by 100 million light years.
3 1, I am sick and can't hide the love of others.
32. When I miss you, will you also think of me?
I have seen a long life, but I have never seen love like before.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to explain the most tragic side of love.
35. Love and hate between thoughts have made you and me, but also ruined the past.
36. Let love stand the fleeting time, and happiness in hand and peace is the most precious.
37. I am waiting for my lover to appear.
38. The story of two people should be written with heart, and the ending will be the most beautiful.
I like your smile very much, because it belongs only to me.
40. My love for you has overflowed and I can't clean it up.
4 1, love is not true love if it is mixed with calculations that have nothing to do with itself.
42. A man and a woman are always together. This is not love, this is a miracle.
43. I can hold your hand accurately in the sea of people.
44. I want to watch sweetness with you.
45. I like our meeting, I like our eye contact, and I like our smiling at each other.
46. After the age of chasing dreams, it is better to be calm than vigorous.
47. Is there such a person who will give me eternal life?
48. I never need a reason to be so kind to you, just because I love you.
49. Romance in fairy tales needs to be cultivated by heart.
50. Love is like a mirror. Once cracks appear, the scenery in the mirror is distorted.
Swear to your wife, about swearing.
Swear to your wife:
Love you day and night, rain or shine, from beginning to end, your body and soul. No matter how sweet the sweet words are, no matter how exaggerated the expression is, raise your hands and swear to God that you love you until the end of the world! How I want to hear you say: swear to love me!
Sincere love holds your hand, sincere words can't be finished, swear that the truth will always be together, and true love will never regret! Never say anything after marriage, pay attention to your head with deep love; This is a good time to shake out my heart with 720: wife, love you forever, love you forever!
I don't have time to say I love you, so I fell in love at first sight, quietly blindfolded you, let's fall in love, and on the night when the spring breeze is intoxicated, we swear to carry out our love to the end.
Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever. I miss you every day and I can't stop thinking about you. Love you forever, until time no longer flows and the seasons no longer change! I swear to love you for ten thousand years!
My wife's house, a flower, can only be seen, not pinched; Wife's house, a bully, only dedicated, not fighting; Wife's house, a policeman, can only respect, not scare! Wife's Day, dear, I love you, you are me, Lady Enforcers, I swear, I will obey you all my life!
Your beauty is the best in the world, and I will carry it back if the fairy is guilty; You spend, I pay, and I pay for overdraft; You are sad, I feel guilty, I will kneel on the washboard; I will accompany you when you are involved, and swear to the light that I have no regrets! 4.27, swear to love my wife, dear, love you enough, 4.27 happy!
Dear, I love you with a solid 10 meaning 9. Being able to marry you is a blessing that I have cultivated for eight generations. I will never let you down seven times. You must always be by my side 6 times, 5 times to 4 times, and I will never be half-hearted.
Swear to love my wife, love my wife, I swear: I will love you 1 life! Experienced ups and downs with you, experienced ups and downs with you, experienced peace and beauty with you, and experienced glory and comfort with you.
One day, there is land under the ground, and there is only you in my heart; There are wolves in front and tigers behind, which will keep you safe forever; Come in the wind and go in the rain, and my love for you will never change; 4.20, swear to love you, swear to love you forever.
I really love you, and I swear I will love you, even if I die. Today, April 20, I repeat, whether you agree or not, I have made up my mind. Why don't you give me a message to make me more determined?
There is a sky above, a land below, and only you are in my heart; There are wolves in front and tigers behind, which will keep you safe forever; Come in the wind and go in the rain, and my love for you will never change; 4.20, swear to love you, swear to love you forever.
On the day of the tsunami, I swore in my heart: I will love you forever, no matter how far it is forever, even if tomorrow is the end of the world, I will hold hands with you to the abyss of eternal ruin.
4.20 Love Confession SMS, pronounced 4.20 means swearing to love you, ha, swearing to love you. Be sure to edit a sentence yourself and send it to the person you like today. Don't miss any chance to express your love.
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands and 7 oceans. I'm lucky to meet you. 4.20 spread my heart and swear to love you only in my life!
4. 12, swear to love, meet with a happy life, and accompany with a happy life. Walk with the truth and love for ten thousand years. The most important thing is to be with you all my life, dear. I swear to love you all my life. Happy 4 12.
Sincerity can only be given to you. Love will always belong to you. I only have you in my eyes and you in my heart. 4. 12 swear to love, say I love you loudly, and swear never to part. May you always be happy and depend on each other forever.
Without flowers, the moon will feel lonely; Without SMS, the mobile phone is dull; My life would be incomplete without you. Swear to love today: I will love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!
What a husband says to his wife.
1, you are the most beautiful woman in my life.
2, you are the wife, I am the husband, and I listen to the command within 10,000 feet; You are the wife, I am the husband, and I will pay all the expenses; You are a flower, I am cow dung, and I am willing to fertilize you. May you smile and be happier!
It's not my fault to love you, but it's my fault to be addicted. It doesn't matter if you don't like me, it's your fault if you don't say it.
4. Speak out if you have any questions; If you have any questions, you might as well tell them; If you are confused, just ask. Only by being honest with each other can we be happy.
5. When you are lonely, light a cigarette, let the smoke circle dissipate slowly, spit out loneliness and swallow tears.
6. When I saw you, I took my soul away! In the vast sea, I struggled to find a lighthouse to decide the direction of progress until I saw you. From then on, my life is no longer confused and wandering.
7, fate, the knot between you and me! Wish, silence is better than sound; Yes, this statement is the most enjoyable. The night is long, and love is eternal. Lonely people love more. Every moment.
No matter how the world changes, I must find you until the comet turns into a cloud, and one day, let love come back to me.
9. The helplessness of love is heartbreaking, and the approach of love is confusing. Love torments spoony men and women in the world.
10, when all feelings enter love, when all numbness returns to prosperity, when there is only one color left in all seasons, only you can still make me intoxicated.
1 1, a shy poem written for you in the hot summer and drizzle. Read my feelings carefully and calm your mind. A little warmth leads to love, and a little tenderness moistens the heart.
12, sentimental season, sentimental rain, sentimental people think of you. I miss you in a lonely pillow, miss you in a lonely moment, and I don't know when I can see you.
13, everyone is a grain of sand, and you are the most special one; Every heart is a flower, and you are the most beautiful one; Every woman is the sea, and you are the most charming one. Love you all your life and never part!
14. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. I am empty without you. I ask people all over Beijing to tell you in a high-profile way: I like you!
15, I never thought that you who love me deeply are gradually disappearing in my confidence. I hate myself. Why do I have it but don't cherish it? Unfortunately now, I only wish you happiness and peace!
Sentences about swearing:
1, I swear that you will have my company for the rest of your life. I swear I will be good to you all my life. Believe me, I love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, until the end of the world.
2, I swear, I will always love you, protect you, by your side, I will always be good to you, so that you will not be hurt.
I swear that I will love you all my life, I will love you all my life, protect you all my life and listen to you all my life.
4, there is no asshole when giving birth to a child, only a dead child will eat for a lifetime, and there will be no children in this life. Swear.
I swear by my personality that I don't know these women! I just don't understand! How can they do nothing at sky-high prices, just muddling along, life partners, but sitting there doing nothing like dolls, waiting for opportunities to quarrel with their husbands to relieve boredom?
6. I can't wait to agree to someone else's invitation, otherwise I will be a simple and immature girl.
7. I was on my way when it suddenly rained. I haven't opened my umbrella for a long time, because at this time, you will help me keep out the rain.
8. It is often seen in the market that the person who shouts the most and scolds the most is the person who wants to sell the worst goods.
9. Now I know that no matter how passionately a woman wants to entrust herself to a man, she always pretends to be unwilling, afraid and evasive. The other party must say all the good things, swear to make a Covenant, and beg again and again before agreeing. Only professional prostitutes are forced.
10 I swear to god, I won't be human until I kill you. Swear.
1 1. I swear, I want you to be my happiest person. I swear that you will always be the only one on my right. I swear I will cherish you and make you my favorite.
12, if I am who I am now, I will be a hybrid of Brother Chun and Brother Zeng in my next life!
Swearing words:
Mom, today is Mother's Day! I wish you: your body is getting better and better, your face is getting longer and longer, and your salary is getting more and more attractive! Thank you for your years of training. Here, I swear that I will work hard and give you a happy return!
Honey, knowing that you want to slim down, I won't invite you to dinner Knowing that you want less wrinkles, I won't make you happy. I swear that I will keep my promise. Happy Women's Day.
I swear to you on Valentine's Day: I will give you every penny I earn in the future, and I will never abandon your chubby figure. Even if your weight is getting heavier and heavier, I will still be happy to hold you. I love you, my piggy bank
How serious is the economic crisis? The rich began to cut meat and vowed to reduce the expenses of lovers; The rich man is determined to lose weight, and he is only vegetarian for three meals a day; I also began to shrink back and decided to just send you text messages.
Your kindness is intoxicating like a blooming saussurea involucrata. Your beauty, like a delicate and charming rose, is fascinating; Your badness is like a powerful magnet. No matter whether I switch to the positive or negative pole, I will be deeply attracted by you. 127 In order to love my wife, I will swear to love my wife forever!
On the day of the Army Day, I swore to the party that your instructions were military orders, which were like mountains, and I would execute them immediately; The discipline you set is military discipline and strict, and I will strictly enforce it. Happy Army Day!
I admire your persistence, knowing that I don't like you, you still don't give up pursuing me. Last night, you sang to me and kissed me secretly. Facing my love for you, I can only say: I swear, I hate you for ten thousand years! Dead mosquito!
I don't know if I love you in my last life, and I can't guarantee that I will love you in my next life, but I swear to you that I will love you forever in this life! Really! I really can't live without you, rice!
Li Bai can go by boat and wants to go. Look at me. Suddenly smell the song on the shore, don't laugh at my infatuation in this life. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and I swear to love you all my life; Not as good as Wang Lun, I love you, love you. Dear, with my love, may you be happy forever!
The moonlight is boundless and my heart is wandering. I feel very sad alone, very sad, and I look at the flowers very sadly. I miss you because you are ashamed of flowers and beauty. Although I am wandering, I swear I will love you forever. Happy 520!
Rice, oil and salt are plain, but what cannot fade is sweet; Flowers bloom and fall, faces fade, and vows will never change; Time flies, fleeting, eternal is love; 520 confession day, I swear: I love you all my life!
Youth Love Non-mainstream Personality Signature
1: I bet my youth to wait for my happiness.
We are young and ignorant, and we are not qualified to say love.
3. The weak who are not understood must always be strong.
4. Double sound marks, memories of laughter.
The flowers covered by years become blank after the white horse.
6: Because I know so well, I don't need to say anything.
7. In life, there will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope.
8: It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.
Remember, employers and employees don't live to please anyone.
10: There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.
1 1: The terrible thing is not to recall the past, but not to let go of it.
12: Being spoiled by someone you love is the happiest kind of bad.
13: Youth is an uncontrollable madness that we ignore.
14: Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and those who hurt you say they love you.
15: I don't think I can hear you when I cover my ears. The sound of heartbreak is spreading.
16: I always regard money as air because I can't live without it.
17: You wrote the dependence in my palm with your cold fingertips.
18: replace the position around you and erase the traces you have walked.
19: I want to be a man and marry a woman like me in my next life.
20: Don't think that the gourd dolls in my countryside can't beat the bump men in your city.
2 1: the beginning cannot be changed. Why not forget the ending?
Don't be afraid, years have plenty of time for you to meet better people.
How could you leave your name in my heart so carelessly?
24: Young love is like a fragile vase. How to win against time?
25: What you say when you are in love is called love words. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.
26: Because of your company, there will still be hope hidden in loneliness and despair.
27: If I become a memory and quit this life, will you still cry in surprise?
28: I once thought that it was not easy to have; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.
29: Emotional things can collapse in an instant. Just like us. It fell apart in an instant.
30: The missed years bloom colorful flowers in loneliness, but they are barren in the spring and summer of reincarnation.
3 1: If you don't like me, please stay away from me and don't influence me to find someone who likes me.
32: The lovelorn has gone, give me expectation. Should I fantasize that you are still there?
When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.
34: Can you take it lightly and spend a long time in the future?
35: people have lost weight, waist and ass. Why do we have to start with brain cells?
I want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy and dry you when you are unhappy.
When you feel that you have nothing, turn around. Maybe someone is waiting for you.
38: Start acting with yourself as soon as you get up every day, and then go out to play with others.
39: I have been in love for several years, and only you can accompany me to chat until yesterday.
40: I think everyone is crazy, but they behave in different ways.
4 1: Sadness can be proved by tears, but how do you like to prove it?
42: Every time I pass by the place where we are together, I vaguely see how fuzzy your face is.
Sometimes, I have many dreams, but I can't afford to lose myself.
Silence is the only dialogue, and we don't know where to look for the lost clues.
45: I heard that the meaning of travel is to escape. You are not escaping from a city, but a memory.
Now you watch me come and I watch you go. There are too many inevitable pains in life.
47: We are still children who are not sensible. Always have too many illusions about those childish things.
48: The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory.
49: Don't wait to be loved, to love; Don't wait until you are lonely to realize the value of friends.
50: How many infatuated people have been created by so-called love, and how many people have been transformed by dirty society.
5 1: You said there was a lonely sea in front of me, but it was just a haze left by you coming and going.
52: I opened this sad book, which is full of your plot. Tears kept falling and wet every page.
Reality is like a credit card. You can overdraw your future, but you have to face the bill in front of you.
At first, I was your oxygen, later, I was air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide.
55: When I was young, I thought what I gave up was just a relationship. Later I found out that I was giving up our whole life.
56: The sky is also in love. It is sunny when you are in love, cloudy when you quarrel, and rainy when you are lovelorn.
57: In this long night, I suddenly understood a lot when I looked at the street lights outside and the people passing by.
58: I looked at their ambiguous lingering and laughed at my loneliness. Under the dim street lamp, there is a proud shadow.
59: There is no need to stay after breaking up. It is better to say goodbye with a smile than to give yourself impossible hope.
60: Maybe I turned around to forget, but when I turned around, I found there was a heartbreak called missing.
6 1: Sometimes when I hear an old song, I suddenly think of longing for other people's care, a simple happiness.
When I get lost, I really want to have you by my side. I don't expect you to turn into light. I just hope you can stay with me until dawn.
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