Confident nonsense. Tell me about it.

Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate. Let me share a confident nonsense with you. I hope you like it.

Self-confident nonsense: I suggest you change it. Your girlfriend is very ordinary.

1. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

Be a calm person, eat fatter, heavier and steadier.

Give the future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

4. Be my girlfriend, and I will give you the seat of kindergarten elder sister.

Life is hard, but fortunately I am cute.

6. I am unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

7. I suggest you change it. Your girlfriend is ordinary.

8. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

9. Always cute and evil.

10. Have a good fooling around and be a charming bastard.

1 1. Will you protect me like your penis?

12. When you are old, you have to have your period, let alone a man.

13. The more you live for money, the happier you are.

14. Taoist, don't forget me.

15. More beautiful than your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that, too

? Learn some life tips in case you don't know.

1. When Chili water is in your eyes, lick a little salt with your tongue and it won't hurt!

2. When sleeping during menstruation, roll the paper into a small roll and stuff it in the butt seam so as not to leak it.

3. If you burp, take a sip of water and swallow it seven times. I read it in a book when I was a child. Super easy to use.

4. When menstruation touches the sheets, pour the contact lens care solution, stay for a minute or two, wipe it off and clean it immediately!

5. Open your mouth when dropping eye drops, and dry cough a few times if your eyes get into something.

6. Looking at the bright place at the moment when you want to sneeze but can't, you can help sneeze!

7. If you want to control yourself when you shouldn't sneeze, just rub your finger against someone.

8. The bottom of the electric toothbrush will grow moldy after being used for a long time, and it will be as clean as new after being soaked in 84 disinfectant for one night.

9. Take medicine, look up and swallow, eat capsules and swallow.

10. Cheap facial cleanser won't slip when used for bathing.

If you wear shoes like 1 1.vans, wear them for one day until the pain begins to wear out (if you can't stand it, don't wear them the next day, and wear them in a few days until they wear out, which is super comfortable. Another way is to put a 2 cm high cushion.

12. Brush your teeth with warm water without toothache.

13. Get up early with a cup of warm water to protect your throat.

14. fishbone point! If you cough, just rub it for a few minutes and you won't cough, especially for children!

15. Take more VC when you have a cold, and the cold is likely to be nipped in the bud, such as drinking a lot of lemonade, which is effective by personal test.

Talk about that unexpected expectation, and you may die tomorrow.

1. You always say that my mouth is shut. How do you know if it's soft?

It seems that there will be many inexplicable feelings, but I just don't know who to tell.

It's not easy to meet people with the same three views in this era, so please cherish the people around you.

The doctor said that my hypoglycemia needs sweet talk.

5. Be happy. Friends are not worth your grief.

6. It's even worse to lose another day after ten days.

7. Do you know that I am a blessing that you have cultivated in your life?

I started smoking for you, and then I felt sorry for myself.

9.mc My brother Yu is wearing mink, carrying a bag and holding his little sister.

10. Actually, I think you need a lot of cigarettes.

1 1. I remember showing off you to others.

12. You are happy without me, aren't you? Well, have fun and don't come back to break my heart, oJBk.

13. Look forward to it. You may die tomorrow.

14. When you are old, you have to have your period, let alone a man.