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How to write the sentence "Rent yourself on Tanabata"?

1 Little Sister, is there anyone with you on Tanabata? ? If you hadn't brought me home. ? The original price was 998, and now it's only 0.998. ? A little sister will take me home.

Valentine's Day is only a few days away. Do you have company? If not, I can accompany you to eat, drink and chat. If you have company, I promise not to talk. If not, I will ask you later. I rented it myself, 5 yuan 1 hour, a good deal!

3. Rent for Valentine's Day on Tanabata: eating 10, chatting 10, drinking 10, crying 10, shopping 10, enjoying the moon 10, and pressing the road 10. Legal management, honest management, free hug, bargaining according to the above mood, make an appointment in advance!

4, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I rent it at a low price and sell it at a low price! Please book in advance if necessary!

5. Legal operation, honest operation, kissing, hugging and other services are negotiable? . Small business, no invoice! Make an appointment in advance! Until it's booked! Many people bid, few people bid! The price can afford private chat, and you can post it backwards if you like!