Students with funny personality signatures

Students with funny personality signatures

There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a torture called homework. The following is a funny sharing of students' personalized signatures. Welcome to learn!

The student's signature is funny 1 1. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I like studying, but several people know that we are here to copy my homework.

2. Any beauty that you are praised by others has traces of PS.

3. When others are lazy, they have money and sleep as late as they want; I am lazy because I am short of money. If I can save a meal, I will save one.

My mother always makes me wash all the clothes by hand. She will be angry when she finds out that I secretly use the washing machine. Why on earth? Will the washing machine be her own child, and I am the real washing machine?

Every time I cram for the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me hard.

6. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Hanazono Sakura and a girl named Xiaobei. They became little girls on a stormy night.

7. Fortunately, I have no date. Otherwise, it's silly of me to reach out and reply to your message in such a cold day.

8. When I was a child, my family was poor, and I had no money to study. The only thing I know is a beautiful word, which I learned when I looked in the mirror.

9. It's really bad to be emotional and often do things that don't love money.

10. I don't know how people who talk every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it for a day, my talents have nowhere to display.

1 1. If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

12. I've been married to my wife for nine days, and I didn't come back after nine o'clock one night, so I called and asked, "Hello, does my wife work overtime?" I forgot to marry you. I went back to my parents' house! "

13. When you enter the examination room, you will lose your memory, and when you leave the examination room, you will be paranoid.

14. I especially like to eat with friends who like to eat and chat. Usually when they are chatting, I am immersed in eating.

15. Self-timer is such a thing, three points are doomed, and seven points depend on the filter.

16. I fell in love with my bed, and we were made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous one.

17. The saddest thing about multiple-choice questions is not that they are wrong, but that they are right.

18. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

19. "Think about the questioner's intention before doing the problem." "I think he wants me dead."

20. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

2 1. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

22. Strong melon is not sweet but quenches thirst. You can't have long-term love but you can have children.

23. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

24. After 800 years, when I become an immortal, I must go to the Moon Palace and beat up the old man and ask him why he made me single for 800 years.

Student signature funny humor 2 1. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2. School is about to start. School, the person you get me can't get my heart.

Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

4. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to jail.

Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? Doctor: How old are you this year? I: 13 years old. The doctor said: you are about to start school!

6. Children always have a bad cough, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.

7. "In fact, being alone is quite good, very quiet and not lonely." "Speak human words" and "I don't want to start school!"

8. When I think of starting school, I feel the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

9. Why does it often rain in the first few days of school? (1) rendered a sad atmosphere. (2) It implies the tragic fate of the characters. ③ Reveals the tragic campus environment. (4) For all kinds of hard work after school. ⑤ In sharp contrast with a beautiful holiday.

10. The annual disaster blockbuster "Opening School" is about to be released, and countless students are in tears.

1 1. It is said that homework and desk lamps match better the night before school starts.

12. All the bad emotions come from starting school, gaining weight, not having a partner and lacking money.

13. Tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

14. Notice of graduation ceremony: Your school was rebuilt in another place, and you were forced to postpone the graduation ceremony. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

15. I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

16. You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

17. School will start again before you know it.

18. Tell you a terrible news: school is starting!

19. The doctor said that I have a phobia of starting school, and delaying the start of school may slow down my illness.

20. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

2 1. School will start soon. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

22. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

23. "What are you going to take to school at the beginning of school?" "Brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction"

24. Where has all the time gone? School started before the homework was finished.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

26. It's not that I don't want to start school, just that I don't want to attend classes.

27. Visually, there are still a few days to be released: the youth film winter vacation is in a hurry, the disaster film starts school, the romance film "There is a place only Mr. Winter Holiday and I know", the suspense film "winter vacation homework's bizarre disappearance", the horror film "The teacher and her students who haven't finished their homework", the detective film "Who copied winter vacation homework", the inspirational film "Homework is getting better and better" and the bitter film. Director: Member of China Education Bureau, starring: students and teachers from all regions, wishing the box office a great success.

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