Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Sheng Qiuyue's classic lines
Sheng Qiuyue's classic lines
◆ I'll cut your peach blossom with one knife.
◆ I support your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
I'm telling you, if you don't hand over the debt, I'll cut off his left hand.
◆ I'll cut your peach blossom with one knife! Two knives to your old friend! Three knives to make you laugh!
◆ You have no experience in this. Arrest warrants have a time limit.
I had to. What did he scold me for, the prodigal mother-children.
◆ The so-called rules are the agreements between people, and you can toss and turn within the agreed scope. If you cross the line and make a mistake, even a good friend can't help you.
◆ Love is like fighting, and it pays attention to preemption.
◆ You can't avoid the first grade, but you can't avoid the third grade.
◆ The young couple are really invincible, and the third one hangs himself.
◆ No one has ever hit me. I hit people since I was a child! !
if you can't eat it, throw it away. don't waste it.
◆ From that day on, the child studied hard and practiced hard, and finally, under the guidance of correspondence teaching materials, he became a peerless master.
◆ You don't have to live out of life, but you still have to stick to aesthetics.
◆ A feather is a panda's hair!
◆ The owner of the sofa bench is not from China.
◆ The face shape is similar, but the difference in face thickness is too far.
◆ Those who come out of the Jianghu will never do anything if they can talk. It's good to make money.
◆ It's a calm wind, but the trees are growing.
◆ Do you think you are handsome? ! ! ! He is really handsome! Ah! ! ! !
I don't do dirty things, not that I don't do it, but that I don't want to.
◆ I want to safeguard not only my prestige, but also Weibo, my circle of friends, and all the factors that affect the future of the escort agency.
◆ It's only been a short day, and I've turned from a big sister to a dog.
I think, if you have money, you may not be happy, but if you have money, you will be happy.
◆ Happiness means being cool, and happiness means looking at the people you care about.
I'll go wherever you go.
◆ Kung Fu, two words, one falls and the other stands.
◆ The first dai beauty in the underworld.
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