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Sheng Qiuyue's classic lines

◆ I'll cut your peach blossom with one knife.

◆ I support your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

I'm telling you, if you don't hand over the debt, I'll cut off his left hand.

◆ I'll cut your peach blossom with one knife! Two knives to your old friend! Three knives to make you laugh!

◆ You have no experience in this. Arrest warrants have a time limit.

I had to. What did he scold me for, the prodigal mother-children.

◆ The so-called rules are the agreements between people, and you can toss and turn within the agreed scope. If you cross the line and make a mistake, even a good friend can't help you.

◆ Love is like fighting, and it pays attention to preemption.

◆ You can't avoid the first grade, but you can't avoid the third grade.

◆ The young couple are really invincible, and the third one hangs himself.

◆ No one has ever hit me. I hit people since I was a child! !

if you can't eat it, throw it away. don't waste it.

◆ From that day on, the child studied hard and practiced hard, and finally, under the guidance of correspondence teaching materials, he became a peerless master.

◆ You don't have to live out of life, but you still have to stick to aesthetics.

◆ A feather is a panda's hair!

◆ The owner of the sofa bench is not from China.

◆ The face shape is similar, but the difference in face thickness is too far.

◆ Those who come out of the Jianghu will never do anything if they can talk. It's good to make money.

◆ It's a calm wind, but the trees are growing.

◆ Do you think you are handsome? ! ! ! He is really handsome! Ah! ! ! !

I don't do dirty things, not that I don't do it, but that I don't want to.

◆ I want to safeguard not only my prestige, but also Weibo, my circle of friends, and all the factors that affect the future of the escort agency.

◆ It's only been a short day, and I've turned from a big sister to a dog.

I think, if you have money, you may not be happy, but if you have money, you will be happy.

◆ Happiness means being cool, and happiness means looking at the people you care about.

I'll go wherever you go.

◆ Kung Fu, two words, one falls and the other stands.

◆ The first dai beauty in the underworld.