Interesting talk about friends in Tomb-Sweeping Day

There is an old saying: During our stay in Yang Liuyi and Tomb-Sweeping Day, pedestrians on the road were very sad. It is drizzling in succession, and the dark spring is blurred. Missing relatives is not hurting parting, and lingering feelings are nowhere to be sent. Life is only a few decades, so we should cherish each other's true feelings. Here are the complete works of funny stories in Tomb-Sweeping Day's circle of friends. Let's have a look! 1, you want me to work overtime at Qingming? Then who should I burn paper for? Burn it for you? If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'm going to buy some flowers. Pay tribute to my dead lover. 4. praise. No incense and paper, no sacrifice. Do you know why I always look forward to Tomb-Sweeping Day? Because the next long vacation is summer vacation. 7. When I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll cook you whatever you want! ! ! 8. Happy Tomb-Sweeping Day to all men. All the beautiful women in the world belong to me except me. Three thousand harem beauties. 9. What's so important about a man who betrays you? Tomb-Sweeping Day was too dirty for his ancestors. 10 What are you most proud of? Of course, this is my summer homework. I raised it for nothing. 1 1, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I want to be buried! ! ! Tomb-Sweeping Day went back to school to visit the grave. 12 friend, let the clear rain take away your pain, leaving only a bright life! Bless the people in the sky and bless you! 13, the Qingming Festival is here, and the kite conveys my blessing: fly the kite, let it take away troubles and sorrows, and let it fly sadness and anguish. 14, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors. 15, as long as you are bold, Qingming has nine days off; As long as you are awesome enough, you will have a holiday until May Day; The will is not fragile, and the holiday is at the end of the term; If it is evil again, there will be no classes in the university. 16. Actually, Valentine's Day is similar to Tomb-Sweeping Day. The only difference is that Valentine's Day talks a lot of nonsense to people, and Tomb-Sweeping Day talks a lot of nonsense to ghosts. 17, ancestors should be buried in a village after Tomb-Sweeping Day, but God is still in Europe. 18, as the saying goes: During our stay in Yang Liuyi and Tomb-Sweeping Day, pedestrians on the road were very sad. It is drizzling in succession, and the dark spring is blurred. Missing relatives is not hurting parting, and lingering feelings are nowhere to be sent. 19, Tomb-Sweeping Day, not the deceased, but my love for you. 20. It rained a lot during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road didn't bring umbrellas. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? There is a big restaurant in front. 2 1、? Honey. Do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? ? what's up That's great. Then I will ask Yan for leave and come back to see you tonight. ? 22. Nowadays, many people take selfies when sweeping graves. After all, not many people can afford a cemetery. 23. Tomb-Sweeping Day. Really want to dig a hole. Bury some people. 24. During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot. The girl in Lu Yu was fascinating and asked where the girl was with a smile. The girl pointed to the grave on the mountain. 25. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day. 26. This Tomb-Sweeping Day, I want to visit the grave. Bury your past. 27. Every year, Tomb-Sweeping Day and China destroy a large number of counterfeit money. 28. Go to the hospital for a physical examination and pass the ENT. After careful examination, the doctor wrote one on my physical examination form? Very handsome. 29. It rained a lot during the Qingming Festival, and invited sisters to go to the grave. The ancestral teachings of the deceased are remembered in the heart, and troubles and sorrows are poured out. The fatigue of work disappears with the smoke, and happiness and happiness are more important. Happy sister Tomb-Sweeping Day! Love in my heart Let's get married in Tomb-Sweeping Day! Walk into the tomb hall together. 3 1, I don't want to go to school no matter how boring the holiday is; Just like loving you is helpless, I don't want to let go. 32, Valentine's Day confession, people do not listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not. Alas. 33. Tomb-Sweeping Day climbed the grave and sang:? Will you come back soon? . 34. I dug a grave with dead things, burning paper, small things and big things! 35、? How many days does Tomb-Sweeping Day have a holiday? Do you want to join the fun? The above is the complete collection of funny stories in Tomb-Sweeping Day's circle of friends that I have collected. Please collect them as soon as you like!