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1. My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when we sleep, he will use his arm as a pillow and hug me tightly to sleep. Then came scapulohumeral periarthritis. I have cervical spondylosis.

2. Mom: "This young man is beautiful, with a high salary and a good job. You don't agree. What are you looking for? " Daughter: "I want to find someone who speaks the same language." Mom: "He is not a foreigner. How can he not speak the same language? "

3. In the evening, a roommate called his daughter-in-law. All kinds of nausea, so I asked loudly: "What about calling me a daughter-in-law?" "Well, call my daughter-in-law." "Which wife?" Then, then there is no then!

How to buy cheap clothes and shoes online? The answer is coming, the key is to look at the seller's delivery place. Some people have summed up the tricks: Dongguan in knitting, Dalian in Korean coats, Qingdao in Japan and Korea, Huizhou in foreign trade shoes, Zhejiang in a good cottage, and Guangzhou in a bad cottage.

There are two big mountains in front of Gong Yu's house. He is determined to move them. Zhizuo laughed at him: How can a person's life be so long? Yu Gong said seriously, after I die, there will be my son, my son is dead, and my grandson. He will always move this mountain away. The Emperor of Heaven was very moved and sent two powerful Hercules to help their family have a son.

6. Huang: "Lao Han, don't pay, I will." Han: "No, no, you are too welcome. I'll do it. "Huang:" Hey! I'm sorry every time you pay. I must come today anyway. "Han:" No, no, no. Last time in Guangzhou, you invited me. This is Kunming, so let me do my best as a landlord. "Toilet aunt:" You two have a quarrel, and there are still many people waiting to go to the toilet. "

Xiao Ming and his mother went shopping. Xiao Ming saw a cool person and asked his mother, "Mom, what is this?" Mom replied, "This is a cool guy." Then Xiao Ming saw a cool woman and asked his mother, "Mom, what is this?" Mother replied, "This is a cool girl." Xiaoming saw a cool old man again. Xiao Ming said, "Mom, I know. This is the waistband.

7. "Doctor, you have to save us. We have not been pregnant for three years, and our parents are still waiting to have grandchildren! " Doctor: "No way. It's all your own problems. " "No, doctor, please help us." Doctor: "First of all, you have to find a girlfriend." 0

Last night, my daughter took her boyfriend home for dinner for the first time. I got him drunk as soon as I was happy. I didn't expect this boy to drink badly. He was drunk and secretly told me to take me to the lady. I'm still very angry. How can my daughter have a crush on such a man who doesn't keep his word!

Husband 1 going to bed at night, just after going to bed, he shouted: Wife, my son wet the bed yesterday, so I want you to take the quilt out to dry in the morning. Wife: Yes, I got a tan. Husband: The weather is so good today that the quilt is still wet. Where's the sun? Wife: Oh, I put it in my circle of friends.

1 1. When I was in college, there was a free landline in my dormitory. A roommate in Xuanquan calls his girlfriend to chat every day. It's midnight and everyone can't sleep. One day we secretly cut off the telephone line, but he still talked until midnight, and we couldn't sleep for a long time that night.

12. I always miss the endless love between high school and my deskmate. Now she is 40 years old and has never been in love. My parents arranged blind dates for me everywhere. One day, my mother called to say that she had arranged a blind date and went to see it. That girl was actually my high school deskmate! My excited head warmed up and I asked falteringly, "Are you all right?" She lowered her head and said, "Are you going on a blind date with my daughter?"

13.？ When I saw the goddess coming home at night, she said it was too late, or she would sleep here. It was not safe to drive at night. As soon as I heard this, I got angry at once. I've been driving for years, and I'm afraid of the night. I was so angry that I turned my head and left, and the chain of the car broke.

14. Patient: "Doctor, I am too old to have children." Doctor: "I checked. It should be the man's problem." Patient: "The last hospital said so, didn't we move to the north?"

15. My daughter-in-law finally made up her mind to tell me: chop hands in Taobao. I nodded approvingly. After a while, I saw her visiting Taobao again. I said, daughter-in-law, what about you? Daughter-in-law calmly said: I'll go to Taobao to see the prosthetic.

15. Talking to my wife about mistress, I said, daughter-in-law, do you think if I find mistress, will you divorce me? Daughter-in-law gave me a look and said lightly: There is no divorce in my dictionary, only widowhood. Me: ...

17. A man secretly loves a woman for many years and finally confesses deeply. Man: "In order to like you all the time, I changed my wish when I took the college entrance examination." Woman: "Bullshit, I haven't seen you in school for four years." Man: "I didn't get in."

18. My mobile phone has a cool music box, and the opposite classmate has a cool dog music box. Please give it to me. I am hesitating. A classmate next to me calmly said, I don't pass it on. I am the same as a dog.