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Talk about what is suitable for May Day.
1, "Labor Day reminds you that labor is precious and the rest price is higher. Carry forward the spirit of rest and adhere to the principle of combining work and rest! "
2. "Qingming returns to the May Day Dragon Boat Festival, and after a holiday, he will always be a homesick child."
3. "I have to pay more if my wife is a beautiful girl when I am kissed on May Day in Jiangxi."
4. "May I go to work in your home on May Day?"
5. "If anyone wants to go out to play on May Day, you can go out to play at home and let me stay in a mansion for a few days."
6. "My May Day holiday, a five-day trip to King's Canyon"
7. "I haven't confessed to me yet, so hurry up. I'm going back for a blind date on May Day. "
8. "If you want to get paid on May 30th, I'll be straight with you. Get out if you have no money. "
9. "I want to travel with my girlfriend on May Day. Please recommend whose girlfriend is better."
10, "Happy May Day, congratulations on finally being a waste again"
1 1, "I like you", "Today is Labor Day, not April Fool's Day"
12, "In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately on May Day, I spent all my money in advance. I am clean and upright."
13, "I'll take you on May Day, you bring a bowl, you cry and I shout."
14, "I didn't invite my friends to a wedding reception on May Day and was asked to have painless abortion. Menstruation told me not to adjust, and Qianlie County sent salt to grab a bag of salt. "
15, "May Day is coming. Buy yourself a globe! The world is so big, you can not only go to see it, but also go around. "
16, "Can May Day not appear? I can't get a ticket home. "
17, "Happy holidays, sleep in the morning, take a nap at noon, sleep in the afternoon, and play mobile phones at night"
18, "I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all. "
19, "It's almost May Day. Please leave this group, I'm going to clean up. "
20. "Working people are the most beautiful, and mental work is also labor, so I am also beautiful."
2 1, "always respect holidays, never eat much, never drink much, never play much"
22. "Don't ask me where to play on May Day. I was recently stranded on an island called "Down and Out"
23. "Is there any recruitment on May Day? Just control it. It doesn't matter whether you have money or not. I don't care if I'm tired or not. The important thing is that I want to sweat. "
24. "May Day holiday travel guide: sleep in the morning, take a nap in the afternoon, and travel around the world in the King's Canyon at night."
25. "Low EQ: I want to have sex" and "High EQ: I want a woman who can eat ice on May Day"
26. "Look in your pocket and think about it. Let's sleep at home on May Day! "
27. "I have something good to share with you, so can I borrow your boyfriend to spend May Day with me?"
28. "Do you go to the scenic spot to cry or laugh at home during the May Day holiday?"
29. "I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when I eat."
30. "May Day! No money! There is no arrangement! No one to accompany! "
3 1, "May Day holiday arrangement: 1 Visit P city, visit Z city on the 2nd, visit G port on the 3rd, visit foreign houses on the 4th, and visit Hangdao on the 5th".
32. "Won the gold medal in the' May 1st Best Diet and Sports Competition'.
33. "I won't make an appointment on May Day! Poverty makes me down and out, and the northwest makes me drink wind. I am too busy. "
34. "Labor Day is still the most glorious work. I will move bricks quietly and watch you travel around the world. The boss is too busy to take care of me and let me entertain myself. "
35. "I don't know why I'm a little annoyed today. I can tell it's May Day when I look at the calendar."
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