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I want to see Murong's speech.

1 (The sea of clouds, the rain and the nettles are all on the island, and the last ferry is leaving) Haiyun: "No, what if they cook tonight?" Rain nettle: "Oh, who would think like you?" Let's go Haiyun: "I don't care, I have to watch it today!" " ! ""Rain nettle: "Hey, boat ..." Haiyun: "Go!" Murong Haiyun: "I think my brain is a mess, just like a utility room full of sundries." I want to clean it up, but I have a headache when I think about it. " Yang Yongqing: "Don't think so much, have a good rest. The medicine I just gave you is for the pain and sedation. Now I want you to close your eyes and have a good sleep, okay? " Murong Yunduo: "Hey, I'm going to buy presents for the rain nettle, too. Let's go together. " Murong Haiyun: "You go to buy gifts, and I'll buy happiness." 4 (facing the rain nettle) Murong Haiyun: "Is there anyone who beats people as hard as you?" Chu Xun Yu: "I'm sorry. Oh, I never thought of you as a person. "My car was kidnapped by my sister. Can you take me home? I really called you stupid, but you are still modest. Murong (to Chu): "You are so beautiful and gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope. You hide so many secrets, sometimes you get upset, but I know that in your heart, there is deep peace. I love you. " Chu Xun Yu: "Why are you reading this?" Murong Haiyun: "This is my composition! The name is Xianghai! " I, Mr. Murong, swear by the rainbow of earth, sky, clouds, wind and flowers that I only love Chu in my life, and I will let her live happily all her life until she dies. Chu Xun Yu: "Do you mind if I like you only one tenth as much as you like me? Hai Yun: "If there is only one tenth, I will make up the remaining nine tenths. If it is only 100%, I will make up the remaining 99% for you! " "10 (to Chu)" First, your anger is written on your face; Second, hello is just a form of address; Third, this boring game will make you angry; The above three points fully prove that you are brain-dead! "1 1 (to Chu)" megalomaniac? You ugly, ungrateful man and woman! " 12 (to Chu) "You are a pig! You are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig! ! ! You big stupid pig! ! ! 13: Murong Yunduo: When did you buy two mobile phones? Murong Haiyun: "When I bought the second one." 14. Haiyun (to the rain nettle): "Hey, is it my fault to be rich and handsome?" 15. Yun Yun: Lend me your mobile phone. Hai Yun: I haven't solved the last thing with you? Last time you sent me a text message on my mobile phone, saying that you wanted to give me a surprise. The next day, hundreds of calls came to me for a surprise. This is really a surprise.