Cold joke adapted from 8848 titanium mobile phone advertisement

8868 wooden mobile phone, exclusive n leakage to 1, using inferior fake cowhide from Henan, arachnoid ultra-high definition screen, 128k ultra-low memory, wrapped in wood, paying tribute to failed life. 8848 wooden mobile phone, man-machine separation 10 meter automatic explosion, if you forget it, it will leak, if you lose it, it will explode, if you forget it forever, the secret will leak forever. When you fall, success comes; When you don't fall, failure comes. 8868 wooden mobile phone, pay tribute to the life that needs beating.