Humor, interesting personality, complete works of conversation

1, don't count the stars with IQ, just count the moon.

2. People who care about me when they see me sad are all people I love.

If you turn around and leave after breaking up, I'll call you immediately 120 to take you to the hospital.

4. Good buddies should share happiness. You see I'm so poor, can't you help me?

A man may not be handsome or romantic, but he must love his wife.

6. Never be a person who can't stand up after falling. Are you a soft persimmon?

How can I believe that you are losing weight when you are so rich?

8. Marrying a wife is only for carrying on the family line, and homosexuality is the true love on earth.

9, people live a lifetime, there are always people who don't understand, what you should hurt most is yourself.

10, I just got into bed and found that I forgot to turn off the light. What a nuisance.

1 1. The best way to keep your lover is to cherish the person in front of you.

12, don't give yourself so much pressure and live a quiet life from now on.

13, every time I take an exam, I comfort myself like this: the most important thing is to participate.

14, you can clean up your decadent mood and your love roll.

15, someone is destined to be your virus, and someone is destined to be your sneeze.

16, youth is tossing and turning, giving yourself a hard time.

17, I don't mind if you don't love me, but I'm a little unhappy if you play me.

18 but how sure are you? I'll only give you one chance to choose.

19, find friends when you are lonely, and find girlfriends when you are lonely. A person's life is the most wonderful.

20. When everyone left you, did you ever think that it was because you were too selfish?

2 1. If you have a choice, you can either stay or go back.

22. It's not that I don't give up. If my heart dies, will I still live?

23. What is the brightest but most unbearable except youth?

24. I am a man, but someone will still love me. What can you do with me?

Let you know all my news, and I won't bother you to death.

No matter who is in your heart, I will love you without hesitation.

27. If the teacher hadn't said no swearing, I would have scolded you for everything.

28. At noon on the day of weeding, it is not reliable; It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

29, I am willing to all this, for you to disappear in front of my eyes.

I won't let you down as long as you are content with the status quo.

3 1, the relationship between men and women is always a little ambiguous before there is love.

I am a strong person, and I am afraid that only you will believe me.

I acted rashly, only to find out later that it was not my style.

34. No matter how smooth you get along, please try my sister.

35. You said that you would marry me after your youth and frivolity. I mean, can you do that?

36. People always make mistakes. How can we grow up without making mistakes?

37. Being alive is painful. How do you know that you are alive without pain?

If you can't accept my bad temper, you are not qualified to accept my contribution.

39. Since you can't go back, let's shoot your own idol drama from the beginning.

40. How long can you tolerate my unreasonable behavior?

4 1, I want you to regret what you did, and you have to pay for it.

42. Sister is a rare product made in China and will never be sold cheaply. Your money can only be used to buy wild flowers.

Maybe you're just talking, but please remember this girl.

Teacher, there are too many handsome boys and beautiful girls in our class, so I have no intention to study.

45. The girl embarked on a journey, met a noble person, and dreamed of her lover.

46. You can't see me so close to you. Are you blind?

47. You don't cherish the people waiting for you. I think you will regret it sooner or later.

48. This cruel love is not betrayal, but indifference to the deepest love.

49. I'd rather be a man in a group of men than play with my head in a group of women.

50. The more I like someone, the less I know how to tell him.

Humorous, witty and witty personality.

Humorous, witty and witty personality.

1, unencrypted neighbors are good neighbors.

2, the feelings are light, will not put salt?

Actually, I'm not fat, just swollen by life.

4. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoist priests.

I like to see how you don't like me and how you can't fuck me.

6, I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

7. I am a little bee, and I am busy picking flowers all day.

8. If I die one day, I will engrave on my tombstone "Playing Mahjong is three short of one".

9. I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because the sun is even.

10, holding hands with me in the summer vacation, but there is a dog named exercise book in the middle.

1 1, since ancient times, whoever does not die is that you die and I will not die.

12, Tang Priest is really amazing. He catches every episode.

13, the most irritating thing in the world is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of people playing cotton for you.

14, you add me, friendship and girlfriends inspirational youth nonsense funny drama.

15, it's also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the Tao and I practice the bystander road.

16, there are always a few crazy women who are friends I can't abandon.

17, the small earth is very safe and does not need superman.

18, if your heart disease can't be cured, my veterinary certificate will be a white-collar worker.

19, don't give me a hard look, when you are a palette.

20. In short, if you want to succeed, go crazy first and keep your mind simple!

2 1, you are not short of girls, and I am not short of boys.

22. Today is my birthday, an international great man. Comrades, stop being infatuated with me. Birthday gifts are always welcome, hehe!

23. The left eye jumps into the peach blossom and the right eye jumps into the chrysanthemum.

24. My style is: Don't stop until you do it. If you fall in love with me, I will leave.

25. I struggle with three things every day. I can't get up in the morning and I can't sleep at night. I regret not going to bed early last night.

26. Have a car accident, or die or lose your memory.

27. As long as the sunshine is good, the photo pixels are naturally high!

28. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

29. I will not go to hell. Can you help me in?

30. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but a groom.

3 1, homework didn't move, teeth didn't move, eyah eyah. ...

32. If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you grow up.

33, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

34. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

I can't keep up with the times. Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.

I don't want to die. At best, I cherish life. In the worst case, I am afraid of death.

37. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

38. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?

39. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

Talking about the most interesting personality

1, come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later! I forgot to take medicine today, which scared my friends.

How long the mouse lives depends on the cat's mood.

4. Without hope and expectation, there will be no disappointment.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

6. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

9. There are no traces of birds in the sky, but I have already flown!

10, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I think I am too wicked.

1 1. When I want to find a personality cult, I will look in the mirror.

12, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

13, treat you as a person, please try to be human.

14, if I don't carry my schoolbag, I can connect you.

15, you asked me where to go in the future, and I smiled happily.

16, wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent.

17, since you stopped chatting with me, my internet speed has been much faster.

18, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path is crowded.

19, two people who are too similar, either love each other very much or hurt each other.

20. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

2 1, what are you doing standing on the refrigerator? I want to get cold.

22, the real force, dare to face the face without thickness.

23. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you?

24. A woman said to a man, Come to my house and I'll give you something to eat.

25. There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

26. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

27. Others look good when they laugh, but you are funny.

28. Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.

29. Men never regret getting married, only regret not marrying another woman.

30. For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period. It hurts once.

3 1, there are still 20 days before the winter vacation! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

32. Why are there tears in my eyes? Because yawning loves me deeply.

33. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

34. The National Day passed so fast, just like a tornado, it was too late to do my homework.

35. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

Have fun when you should play, and have a good sleep when you should study. Are you the same?

37. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

38. In the days when we grow old together, because of our friends, we are colorful.

39, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonest, dishonest is not clean up!

40. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

4 1, don't think that God has abandoned you, it is because God has no time to talk to you.

42. Some people stick to the end, some people stick to the bottom, and some people stick to Detroit.

43. Tomorrow is tomorrow. How many tomorrows are there? Since there are so many tomorrows, we might as well postpone it again.

Girl, don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.

On hearing the bell, a large group of windy children rushed out of the classroom.

46. Buddha said that as long as you have a class in your heart, you are not skipping classes wherever you go. I had an epiphany.

47. Express your determination to lose weight by eating fat? Prostitution to show chastity? (Mo Xuzhi)

48. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

49. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

50. If my life is a TV series, then you are an advertisement that has been killed halfway.

5 1, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which was the most attractive place for me at the beginning.

52. When others pretend to be cool, my sister will bow her head, not because I am shy, but because I am looking for bricks!

53. When your hair is waist-high, I will open my double knives, run through them and take all your long hair away!

54. Throw away what you can't keep as far as possible. You might bounce back when you hit something.

55. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

56. I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.

57. Teacher, just follow the old lady! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

58. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

59. I am left with eight honors and right with eight disgraces. I have a waist and a harmonious chest. People block killing, and Buddha blocks killing Buddha!

60. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

6 1, I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy. .

62. Say the important things three times. Is it necessary to have three important days? Can we have a three-week holiday on National Day?

63. I'll tell you again with my personal experience that you can't touch your mobile phone when you do your homework, otherwise it will be like eating dizzy!

64. It is said that eating fish is smart, and you don't see that you are smart after eating so many fish. Just, just, just put on a little weight.

65. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

66, the spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles, papaya stewed Sydney, cheese corn kernels, chicken sauce mashed potatoes, not as good as you, not as good as you.

67. I saw a child playing with CF and found that he was blowing the computer screen hard. I took a closer look and told him that smoke bombs could not be blown away.

68. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning!

69. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and lovers are looking forward to the morning. How are you?

70. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.

7 1, the lover will eventually buckle the meat, and the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

72. I have been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

73. If you have money and face, you are called a male god; If you have money and lose face, you are called a husband; A face without money is called a blue face. As for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry you are a good person.

74. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

75. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

Lovely Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate, I don't want new clothes. Please put my boyfriend in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.

77. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong and falling in love with the Internet. Crazy with you, surfing with you, uh-huh until dawn. I patted the powder and kissed it in the middle of the road. Take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with your wife.

78. Women's development concept: play with handsome men, have sex with generous men, chat with talented men, flirt with rich men, cater to powerful men, sleep with romantic men and marry honest men.

Recently, everyone on campus is saying that someone fell asleep in the toilet. Every time I hear someone say, I will sneak up, either like to join in the fun or want to hear what happened after I fell asleep that night.

80. Girls say that I am a good person and love has not brought me; Girls say he is not good, scrambling to love him; Nowadays, girls are really strange, saying that he is not good is love; Do you find it strange? Should I learn badly?

8 1. Expose the biggest lie in history. I am proud of my small breasts. I'm saving cloth for my country. The big breasts are leaking without cloth. What a waste!

On the Funny Personality of Poisonous Tongue Humor

1. summer summer sneaked over and drove a tractor to kill you, killing you and not letting you breathe.

When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.

3. The hero is a beautiful woman when he is angry, and the beautiful woman asks for money with a smile.

When spring comes, some people follow it.

Laugh too much, and you will lose your skin naturally.

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, is a million people. If it doesn't work, it must be changed.

7. They are not suitable for each other and are reluctant to be together. I hope you can find someone who loves you more, and I hope you are happier!

8. In the end, there will be a counterattack, and there will be no powder in the fungus.

9. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, you stopped talking?

10. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

1 1. Summer homework flies in the sky, underground, all over the sky, and garbage dumps.

12. Today, when the leader came to inspect the company, all the grandchildren came at me like a group of pugs, and I was the only one who knelt down.

13. I have heard the most unreasonable sentence in history. His big uncle and second uncle are both women! ! Ha ha laugh

14. Growing old together is not just as simple as dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

15. Take the bus when you are in a bad mood and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

16. I am so ordinary, don't leave me in the crowd.

17. After all, this is not a society that everyone loves. You'd better restrain yourself.

18. In class, a person sent a note. When he saw the content, he really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there?

19. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology!

20. The shameless degree of the company is always beyond the imagination of employees.

2 1. Wearing slippers and masks is three o'clock.

22. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

23. It's not just women's penises that wear bras outside, but also crayon Shinchan.

This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

25. If I were just an advertisement in your life, I would choose to appear in prime time.

26. If the sky is sentimental and old, she doesn't love me and is worried about it.

27. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

28. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

29. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

30. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

3 1. In the countryside, chickens call people in the morning, and in the city, people call chickens at night!

32. Life doesn't care about the length, just want to live wonderfully, eat enough and be healthy!

33. Now I feel that it is a waste of resources not to go out the next day after washing.

34. I can't hug you with a brick in one hand. How can I protect you if I put down the brick?

35. The reason why feelings are bleak is usually that one party is begging and the other party is unwilling to give alms. . . -

36. Hee: [I'm a freak who can't even get into his own heart]

37. If you are concerned, your life will be strong.

38. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I always used a rope to fly kites with a plastic bag tied behind it.

39. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, and it is a couple.

40. In the shower ~ No watching! ! ^_^

4 1. What can be taken away is not something.

42. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.