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What weird things have you encountered in the workplace?
1. Put the Feng Shui bureau on the desk cloth
Netizen: A colleague of mine put coins on the desk. Once he was on a business trip and helped him collect a pay-on-delivery express. He paid with the coins on his table. When my colleague came back, he was furious and said that I broke his Feng Shui situation.
Elite: A 1-square-meter office desk serves as a personal space in the workplace. The placement of items usually reflects one’s own style. This layout, this cat, also irritates my eyes. .
2. The company requires you to buy 100,000 yuan of employee shares before you can join the job
Netizen A: When applying for a job, you were required to buy 100,000 yuan of employee shares before you could join the job. Later, I learned that the boss took the money and ran away, and the HR, accounting and other employees were defrauded of their money.
Elite Guy: Weird interview questions are full of routines. Although I, as an experienced driver, often share various precautions with everyone, I still can’t resist all kinds of awkward interviews and job openings. Let me reiterate, companies are not allowed to collect money from applicants for any reason!
PS: This comment comes from the editor, but I forgot to ask the name of the interviewee, so thank you!
3. The computer is so bad that I want to resign
A netizen said: A recent graduate came to the company. After working for 2 days, he said that the computer was too bad and he quit. .
Elite Jun: The post-90s generation is so willful and individual. The post-90s generation must learn to adapt to the workplace, and managers must also learn to adapt to the post-90s generation.
4. The leader criticizes female employees and uses foul language
Netizen Yi Ya Yi Ya Yi: The boss of the company is an uncle in his 40s. He has no education, but he has a flexible mind and is willing to work. I thought, I just made the company to be at the forefront of the industry, I like to ask about everything, no matter how big or small, I will call people to the office to ask about the situation. If I encounter someone who is not satisfied, regardless of the gender, amp; *¥#¥ use a lot of swear words, talk about it Suddenly, the little girl in the company told me that she cried several times.
Elite King: As the saying goes, there is endless fun in fighting with others. In this event, there were the most weird things about colleagues or leaders. I felt that I couldn’t finish them in three days and three nights, so I could only choose a few. Shared with everyone.
5. Absence from work without reason will result in a salary loss of 800 yuan
Netizen: There is a colleague who sleeps on the sofa in the window at work with his head up and his mouth open. He buys food on Taobao every day, pretending to be buying it for his sister, but after receiving it, he finishes it at the company. What's even weirder is that he took a day off and didn't go to work for a week. The company called him hundreds of times but no one answered. When he went to his house, he was sleeping. The salary turned out to be minus 800. I was drunk.
Elite: How could your company tolerate this employee for so long? This is weird enough!
6. The female boss takes the initiative to show courtesy to the male employees
Netizen Wang Puppu: In my last workplace, the boss lady took a fancy to a male colleague of ours. She would come over to care for her if nothing happened, or call her to a separate office. They talked and arranged for the two of them to go on a business trip together. After two business trips, the male colleague couldn't bear it and resigned.
Elite King: Give me the phone number of that male colleague, and we, Wuyou Elite Network, will recommend him a better job!
7. Office couples show off their affection in the company and feed each other while eating
Netizens can’t crawl anymore: The most disgusting co-worker, no one, the two of them look at each other in the company I started an office romance. The woman is an assistant in our department. She likes to eat some snacks in the afternoon. The man comes over and rushes to the door when he has nothing to do. The woman feeds her a few mouthfuls, and she almost squirts during lunch~~ p>
Elite Jun: Wuyou Elite Network once conducted a survey on office romance. (Inserting the title and hyperlink of the previous article), 43.8% of individuals and 68.4% of companies disapproved of office romance, but there are still 30% People experience office romances. There are also a lot of weird things in this.
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