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What can't you do in a football match?
I. Colombia
Only three minutes before the kick-off, the Japanese team took the ball into the opponent's restricted area with lightning speed and shot quickly. In order to block the goal, the No.6 player of the Colombian team leaned forward and threw himself at the goal, and then hit the ball with his right hand. If he doesn't do this, it may be a target.
Then the referee decisively took out a red card and sent it off, which led to Colombia's difficult counterattack in the case of few people. However, the fact is that he made mistakes again and again and lost the game! It is conceivable that this handball red card has caused much damage to the Colombian team!
Two. Switzerland
In the match between Brazil and Switzerland, almost all Brazilian players fouled Neymar, and the number of fouls was as high as 19, but only Neymar fouled 10. In their targeted actions, Neymar was repeatedly pulled by clothes and pinched her throat, almost having a nervous breakdown. After every foul, Switzerland still goes its own way and continues to "commit crimes"!
Because of the Swiss team's crazy attack, Neymar didn't play too many games, almost completely eliminating the threat of Neymar. Then the whole team was depressed and didn't play well. Fortunately, it was only a draw in the end, a false alarm!
Three. Iran
After 60 minutes, Iran scored a goal. Just as they were celebrating, the referee ruled that offside was invalid. Of course, Iranian teammates were not convinced, but the replay video found that the referee raised the flag early before the goal! Iran fouls!
Iran's game is also a variety of fouls, but the last goal foul is really a curse! Have fun! Iran's iron drum array also put them in a passive position, and the last chance was not well controlled and lost to Spain.
Four. North Korea; South Korea
The World Cup in South Korea can be said to be a shame. Wikipedia lists South Korea as the country with the most fouls. In this game against Mexico alone, there were as many as 32 fouls, which is simply impossible to count. And every time it gets worse and more frequent, it can be said that it is a shame to throw it home. Unfortunately, high-frequency fouls can't win the game for South Korea.
The South Korean media themselves have publicly issued a document saying that their national football team has fallen from the peak in 2002 and there is no possibility of turning over. Their national team's practice is simply to discredit football and is not qualified to participate in the World Cup! Terrible! At this time, even if you use intrigue, you can't let South Korea win the game.
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