Humorous quotations about playing mahjong

Playing the steering wheel is like playing mahjong and shuffling cards. Turn left and right to wash evenly. I compiled some humorous quotations about playing mahjong. Welcome to read!

1, buy mink to wear quickly, and go home to play mahjong during the Chinese New Year to win more money.

2, play a small mahjong, eat a spicy. Find a small object, life is like this.

Somehow, I always lose at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to say goodbye to?

4. Don't play mahjong during office hours. How can we teach every day without losing money?

5, set up a flag, after tonight, don't eat midnight snack, don't stay up late, don't play mahjong.

6. Russia should try to make money and play mahjong.

7. Lucky goddess, lucky male god, lucky grandma and lucky grandpa take care of me. I also want to play mahjong happily in 2008.

8. The village entrance is short of one.

9, marriage is not playing cards, shuffling will pay a huge price.

10, don't play mahjong, don't smoke or fight in the future, and be a sunny and handsome young man!

1 1. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

12, I still like to go home for the New Year and play mahjong with my family until midnight to cook and eat together.

13, you must be present at every game and never be late or leave early. 14, the mahjong game ends at the weekend and will continue tomorrow! Keep the record of losing money in three consecutive games.

15, a cup of milk tea that we agreed to lose money at cards sent us away.

16, with your big die, you can buckle a pair of mahjong and bring a game of military chess.

17, if it takes all my luck to meet you, I think I'll forget it. I have to save my luck to play mahjong during the Chinese New Year.

18, a day of eating, drinking and playing mahjong.

19, others are short of three when playing mahjong, and I am short of three when playing mahjong.

20. There will be no pie in the sky. If you don't gamble, you win!

2 1, short of three and impatient, indicating team spirit.

22. How long will you lose money if you don't play cards? Today, Cary's money was inexplicably deducted, but fortunately, it was recovered by rational me.

23. Is there anyone to spend money with me?

24. Ten bets and nine cheats, no bet wins.

25. Too strong to win the prize. Anyway, it's not winning beans, it's playing mahjong to win money, hmm. 26. Youth is like mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women, how many institutions count, just to enjoy the present.

27. I decided not to go out for the New Year. I took a bath at home, played mahjong and drank coke every day.

28. Individuals' rights at the mahjong table are fully respected and individuals have complete freedom.

29. There is still more than a month before the Chinese New Year. Can I learn to play mahjong?

30. I will never play mahjong again. Gambling is harmful! Why can't I control my hands?

3 1, I want to go home and watch the old people bake firewood, play mahjong and walk the dog for the New Year.

32. One person's loneliness, two people's faults, three people's landlords and four people's mahjong tables.

I haven't slept enough since I played mahjong all night the day before yesterday, and I feel dizzy every day. I will never play mahjong again.

34. There seems to be less mahjong playing this year. Come and buy diamonds from me!

35. Sitting in the shop, drinking, listening to music and playing cards all lose money.

The above are humorous quotations from playing mahjong for your appreciation. Thank you for reading!