Slimming funny copy

Slimming funny copy (selected 100 sentence) 1. Why is it thinner and thinner? Men like the way you look fat, but the truth tells you that it's just talk. I eat all the time, but I can still lose weight. How important it is to eat. 4. Do you like others pointing at your ugly figure? 5. If you can't manage your figure well, don't talk about poetry and distance. 6. People who want to lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who are not fat are always fearless. 7. The character is written on the face, the character is engraved in the eyes, and the lifestyle is shown in the picture. In fact, people can judge a book by its cover. 8. The less you lose, the fatter you get, because you forget it after eating. 9. If you don't want to eat, you can eat again. How to lose weight after dinner? 10. Keep your mouth shut and lose weight. Do you think it's possible? I think it's possible! 1 1. I am a few pounds overweight, so I must lose weight. 12. When eating well, forget when eating 13. I started eating and drinking again. I said I wanted to lose weight, but my mouth didn't stop. 14. Even if you lose weight, no one likes you. Follow me. 15. Liposuction is more expensive than fitness. Are you so poor that you don't have any points in your heart? 16. tanning my fat-reducing dinner is rich in ingredients, low in calories, full, slim and healthy. 17. What about losing weight? I ate too much at night, and the road to losing weight seems to be getting farther and farther away from me. 18. Didn't you say you were stubborn? Why can the person you like change you easily? 19. There was a girl who had only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight. 20. Humorous sentences are enough for you to spray! 2 1. Come on! You can definitely lose weight! 22.are you hungry? Just be hungry. Full is reserved for fat people. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight. Without action, laziness will take root and sprout, and then bear a fat fruit, which is you. 25. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat? 26. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight". 27. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells? 28. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest! 29. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop. 30. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well! 3 1. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are trying to climb to the top of the food chain, not being vegetarian. 32. What can I do if I control my appetite and eat less? Will you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you. 33. no way He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime. 34. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left. 35. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan. 36. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill. 37. Is it easy for my parents to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight. 38. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight through exercise. 39. For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full. 40. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death. 4 1. I was going to lose weight as a lightning bolt this year and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your view. 42. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. 43. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you. 44. The amount you eat will be weighed to you. 45. Eat and drink well today and start to lose weight tomorrow. 46. It's time to take out the fat that has been raised all winter. The most terrible thing in this world is not a ghost, but! Your rival in love is thinner than you! 47. Pants, dare not wear light colors! 48. If you lose weight for a long time, sooner or later. 49. If you don't continue to gain weight, you are already losing weight! 50. What about the agreed weight loss? I ate too much at night, and the road to losing weight seems to be getting farther and farther away from me. 5 1. Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! Fat bitch! 52. Don't stop at the beginning, you can't lose weight overnight. You are too fat, stop eating! Lose weight quickly! 54. Don't make excuses for yourself because of your appetite, and let your fitness be ruined! 55. After losing weight, your life has just begun. How long will it take? 56. It is better to lose weight than to envy other people's figure, and act if you want to change. 57. Don't eat if you don't want to be fat, chew some cookies, and don't order if you want to be thin. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight. 59. bask in my fat-reducing dinner, which is rich in ingredients, low in calories, full, slim and healthy. 60. I haven't had such a rich dinner for a long time. I've lost weight recently and forgot what dinner tastes like. 6 1. Starting today, make up your mind to bite the bullet and lose weight! 62. School is a good place to lose weight. Losing eight or nine pounds a week is not a problem. 63. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body. 64. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has a bad weight loss effect. 65. Is it easy for my mother to make me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin. 66. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight. 67. Forget to lose weight. Happiness is eating a big bag of potato chips while watching a movie. 68. As long as you persist, the scenery on the road to losing weight will become more and more beautiful, flying all the way and pleasing to the eye. 69. I started to eat and drink again. I said I wanted to lose weight, but my mouth didn't stop. 70. When I say lose weight, I drink coke and grab chocolate beans while watching TV series. 7 1. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig? 72. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues. 73. I found the thief stole my wallet and tried to chase it, but the thief couldn't run fast and knew you couldn't catch up. 74. Only when the desire for a good figure is greater than the desire for disappointment can we lose weight successfully. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite. 76. Every time I say that I really want to lose weight, I want to scare my own flesh and blood. 77. It is easy for my parents to make me so fat. I'm not going to lose weight. I won't be thin unless I am thin. 78. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight. 79. Losing weight is really violent. If you don't eat, you want to hit someone, and if you eat, you want to hit yourself! 80. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left. 8 1. When you want to let go, tell yourself to stick to it for a while and it will pass. 82. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years. 83. When you lose weight, there is always such a sentence in your mind. How to lose weight if you don't have enough food? 84. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, and it's hard to increase it. 85. I'm a little happy. The clothes I bought can basically be worn to motivate myself to lose weight! 86. I don't want to lose weight I want to eat well and live a normal life! Losing weight is stressful every day! 87. On the way to lose weight, have we made many detours without stopping? If there is an afterlife, I would like to make a bar of soap, so I don't have to worry about losing weight. 89. For the noble thing of losing weight, we should wait until we are full before studying it. 90. If you keep sinking, of course, the motivation to lose weight will be gone, as long as the camera and mirror are not deceptive! 9 1. I hate people who look like bamboo poles and insist on telling me that they are fat. I want to lose weight. Why lose weight? 92. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig? 93. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. 94. We agreed to lose weight together. Others have lost weight, but you have gained weight? 95. Look at your chubby face, you are not qualified to eat! 96. thinner than me? Have the ability to speak. 97. What are the stumbling blocks on the road to losing weight? It smells good! 98. Stay in shape and don't make excuses for your obesity. 99. I want to control my weight but I can't control my mouth. Can eating be addictive? 100. Become thinner and more beautiful with your girlfriends.