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A collection of funny verses and jingles must have titles

1. Rhymes about bamboo

2. Collection of funny verses about the moon

Rhymes about bamboo 1. A good way to say "bamboo" ~

When bamboo is cracked, you can see the straight lines; when the bamboo is broken, you can see the sincerity.

The bamboos stand under the moonlight, standing tall in the middle of the frost.

The silence is deep in the empty mountains, and the four seasons do not change.

(Wuzhen, Yuan Dynasty)

In the cold years, there is a sincere will, and the lonely bamboo is strong and straight.

Be humble enough to be tolerant, and be strong-minded and unyielding.

(Yuan·Ke Jiusi)

One section after another, thousands of branches holding thousands of leaves.

I don’t bloom on my own, so I don’t disturb bees and butterflies.

(Zheng Banqiao of the Qing Dynasty)

The green mountains are not relaxed, and the roots are still in the broken rocks.

It has endured countless hardships and endured no matter how strong the wind is.

(Qing Zheng Banqiao)

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A collection of funny poems about the moon 1. What are the beautiful and funny poems about the moon

1. Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty's "Asking Wine to the Moon·My old friend Jia Chunling asked 》

People today do not see the moon in ancient times, but today’s moon once shone on the ancient people.

2. "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" by Su Shi of the Song Dynasty

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes.

3. "Remembering My Brother on a Moonlit Night" by Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty

The dew is white tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown.

4. "Shengchazi·Yuanxi" by Ouyang Xiu of the Northern Song Dynasty

The moon is on the willow branches, and people make appointments after dusk.

5. "Sauvignon Blanc·Part 2" by Li Bai in the Tang Dynasty

The sun is full of lust and the flowers are full of smoke, and the moon is bright and the moon is full of sorrow and sleeplessness

6. Su Shi in the Song Dynasty "Spring Night·A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold"

A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold. The flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy.

7. "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan" by Zhang Jiuling of the Tang Dynasty

There is a bright moon on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time.

8. Meng Haoran of the Tang Dynasty: "Staying on the Jiande River"

The sky is wide and the trees are low, and the clear moon on the river is close to the people.

9. Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty: "Drinking Alone under the Moon"

Raise your glass to the bright moon and form three people facing each other.

10. Wang Changling of the Tang Dynasty: "Out of the Fortress"

The moon was bright in the Qin Dynasty and it was closed in the Han Dynasty, but the people of the long march of thousands of miles have not yet returned

Why do ancient poets love to write about the moon?

The ancients believed that the moon was the same when seen in different places, so they believed that the moon could transcend space.

Facing the same bright moon, the emotions expressed are different: some lament how difficult the world is and how fleeting time is; some lament the ups and downs of the officialdom and express their pursuit of ideals.

2. Happy poems about the moon

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Poems about the moon 1. The moonlight is bright in front of the bed, it is suspected Frost on the ground. Li Bai 2. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to miss your hometown. Li Bai 3. The flying mirror under the moon, the clouds and sea towers. Li Bai 4. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and look at each other as three people. Li Bai 5. There is a moon in Chang'an and the sound of thousands of households pounding their clothes. Li Bai 6. The bright moon rises from the Tianshan Mountains, among the vast sea of ??clouds. Li Bai 7. The drunken moon often hits the saints, and the lost flowers do not harm you. Li Bai 8. But I lowered the crystal curtain and gazed at the exquisite autumn moon. Li Bai 9. I send my sorrowful heart to the bright moon and follow you until the end of the night. Li Bai 10. We are all full of joy and hope, and want to go up to the blue sky to see the bright moon. Li Bai 11. The half-autumn moon in Emei Mountain casts its shadow into the water of Pingqiang River. Li Bai 12. The pine wind blows the belt, and the mountain moon shines on the piano. Wang Wei 13. People in the deep forest don’t know that the bright moon comes to shine. Wang Wei 14. The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring rocks flow upstream. Wang Wei 15. There is a bright moon in Guangze and turbulent currents in Cangshan Mountain. Ma Dai 16. The wild geese fly high in the dark moon, and the Chanyu escapes in the night. Lu Lun 17. The dew is white tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown. Du Fu 18. The stars are moving in thousands of households, and the moon is in the sky. Du Fu 19. He wakes up in the morning to sort out the wasteland and filth, and returns home with a hoe in the moonlight. Tao Yuanming 20. Silently, I went up to the west tower alone, the moon was like a hook.

Li Yu 21. Magpies are frightened by the bright moon, and cicadas sing in the breeze in the middle of the night. Xin Qiji 22. Poor night on the third day of September, the dew is like pearls and the moon is like a bow. Bai Juyi 23. A flick of water and a flick of the moon, half into the river wind and half into the clouds. 24. The moonlight is deeper than half of the house, and the Beidou is in the dark and the South is tilted. Liu Fangping 25. When you look into the mirror at dawn, you will be worried about the clouds on your temples. When you sing at night, you should feel the cold moonlight. Li Shangyin 26. He can draw the eagle bow like a full moon, looking northwest to shoot at the wolf. Su Shi 27. The courtyard is empty and clear like accumulated water. The water is crisscrossed with algae and covered with bamboo and cypress shadows. Su Shi 28. There are no wild goose legs in the hometown book, but the crescent moon is visible. Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty 29. The spring river tide reaches the sea level, and the bright moon on the sea rises with the tide. Tang Dynasty·Zhang Ruoxu 30. Spring and Autumn are all over the surrounding areas, there are many strange peaks in summer clouds, the moon is bright in autumn, and solitary pine trees are beautiful in winter ridges. Jin·Tao Yuanming 31. The sand in the desert is like snow, and the moon in Yanshan Mountain is like a hook. Li He of the Tang Dynasty 32. The bright moon was there at that time, and it once illuminated the colorful clouds. Yan Jidao of the Song Dynasty 33. The Autumn Moon in Dongting Lake

3. A collection of funny poems about the Mid-Autumn Festival

1. Li Bai: There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are cakes but no packaging. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to smell the fragrance of the cake.

2. Du Fu: On the shore where the grass is thin and the wind blows, there will be many gifts this year. What can be magnanimous? Mooncakes are the best!

3. Meng Haoran: It’s time to sleep in the autumn, and everyone is on holiday. How many mooncakes are there on the moon-viewing dinner table?

4. Liu Zongyuan: Birds without power will fly away, and people without money will disappear. Enjoying cakes and hats and celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival alone.

5. Mencius: Moon cakes are what I want.

6. Confucius: The deceased is like a man! Eat less and less.

7. Lao Tzu: When chickens and dogs hear each other, they will never send mooncakes until they die.

8. Cao Cao: The only way to relieve worries is moon cakes.

9. Su Shi: When will the mooncakes be available? Ask the sky about the wine. I wonder what the mooncakes in the sky are filled with today?

10. Xu Zhimo: I accepted it quietly, just as you gave it away quietly, I waved my sleeves to see if you would give it away next year!

4. A complete collection of funny ancient poems that make people laugh to death

Du Mu of Tang Dynasty

During the Qingming Festival, it rains heavily

The lonely man wants to die

< p> May I ask where the beautiful woman is?

The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun in the distance

Tang Dumu

Far up the stone path of Xiangshan Mountain

Deep in the white clouds She and I

I thought a prince would meet a princess

It was like a dinosaur meeting a frog

When will the girl meet?

I asked my roommate about the wine.

I don’t know if the girl next door

has that boyfriend.

I want to dig into the wall to see,

but I am afraid that the wall is too thick,

it hurts my hands.

Use the telescope instead.

The people in the room have left.

Turn the stairs,

look down.

Momo, not only was she walking away,

she was holding a handsome man's elbow.

People have joys and sorrows,

The moon waxes and wanes,

This has happened since ancient times.

I hope it won’t be long before they break up.

Tang Dynasty } Li Bai

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat trip.

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep.

I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

Spring Dawn

Tang Meng Haoran

Spring sleep without dawn

The beautiful young lady from science and engineering

Can’t sleep at night

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I went to look for it online

Chunxiao

If you don’t wash your feet in spring,

mosquitoes will bite you everywhere.

Turning over in the middle of the night,

A lot of people were crushed to death.

When the Chinese teacher turns around, Lu Xun is willing to be a bully;

When the math teacher turns around, he can ask for six yuan six times;

When the English teacher turns around, Sorry plus thank you;

When the chemistry teacher turns around, carbon dioxide turns into gasoline;

When the physics teacher turns around, a lever pries the earth;

Biology teacher 1 When the geography teacher turned around, Ye Yun lowered his head in fear;

When the geography teacher turned around, he could swim in the Baimu River;

When the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to push the shot put;

When the physical education teacher turns around, Daiyu can also play football;

When the labor teacher turns around, scrap metal comes to show;

When the music teacher turns around, an eight-magnitude earthquake explodes the earth ;

When the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa also became romantic.

"Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" The incense burner in Rizhao produced stinking smoke, and Li Bai was sitting by the toilet. In an instant, Xiao Li flew his knife, and Li Bai died by the toilet.

"Luch Spring" "I'm Stupid"

Dark plum blossoms smell flowers, I have no education,

Lying on the branches, I feel sad, my IQ is very low,

I hear it lying like water in the distance. If you want to ask me who I am,

I can easily reach the spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Li Bai took a boat to steal peaches. Wang Lun picked up a big rice spoon, pointed it at the back of Li Bai's head, and chiselled it.

Spring sleep did not wake up, and mosquito bites were everywhere. Athlete's foot at night, it smells terrible

A Chinese teacher read an ancient poem by Lu You titled "Wo Chun" to the students, and asked the students to dictate it. The Chinese teacher read as follows, and one student dictated it As follows,

"Wo Chun" ("I'm Stupid")

An Mei You Wen Hua (I have no culture), Wo Zhi Sad Bottom (I have a very low IQ), Yao Yao It smells like lying on the water (ask me who I am), the spring green is easy to reach (a big stupid donkey), the bank is like green (I am a donkey), the bank is like green (I am a donkey), the bank is like dark green (I am a donkey) He’s a stupid donkey)!

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There is bright moonlight in front of the bed

Lower your head to finish the soup

Raise your head to get a towel

Lower your head to wipe your crotch

The incense burner in Rizhao made smoke. Li Bai came to the toilet, and three thousand shit poured down. Li Bai didn't bring toilet paper!

Since ancient times, no one has died, whether he dies early or dies late

It is noon on the day of hoeing,

Mines are buried in the soil.

Li Bai came to dig the soil,

and it exploded into two hundred and five.

It is noon on the day of hoeing,

The farmers are miserable.

Wearing crotchless pants,

danced ballet.

Rizhao Xianglu produces purple smoke,

Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant.

The boss doesn’t like him.

As soon as Xiao Li threw the knife,

he immediately turned into a dead eunuch.

A school,

a new light.

When I walked in and took a look,

it was in tatters.

Ten freshmen,

Nine idiots.

And one more,

Deranged.

Quiet Night Thoughts (Examination Edition)

I don’t study hard on weekdays. I look at the sky during the exam. When the test paper is handed in on the stage, the duck eggs fall down.

The unkempt boy learns to poop. Sitting in a latrine covered in feces, passers-by asked me to wave and fear that the feces would kill people

There was a vat of feces in front of the bed, which seemed like a bowl of soup. Lift the vat and taste it. It has been hidden in the cave for thirty years! !

5. A complete collection of funny ancient poems that will make people laugh to death

1. To Wang Lun: Li Bai was about to go on a boat, when he suddenly heard the sound of falling into the water.

After looking for the head, it fell down, and when it was picked up, it turned out to be Wang Lun. 2. Quatrain: Two orioles are in love, while a group of egrets are wreaking havoc.

The oriole dropped its droppings and eggs, which fried the egret to pieces. 3. Chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi he hens go, the rooster soaks the hen.

The exam is exciting enough, and answering the questions depends on your mind. If you don't understand in class, it's all the old man's fault.

The teacher talks a lot of nonsense, is troublesome and verbose. Life is Chinese, death is Chinese soul.

It is simply impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and can’t speak English.

My poor language skills show my character even more. If you fail in math, the teacher is fully responsible.

My English is not good because I am patriotic. Doing well in the exam depends entirely on your deskmates.

If you don’t do well in the exam, your deskmate won’t do well. I feel even more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher’s lectures make no sense; I feel like sleepwalking, and I am criticized again and again for no reason; I have so much homework that I want to take revenge, and I am doing my homework stupidly;

The homework must be copied, otherwise it will not be handed in. Go to school and wait until school is over, and celebrate the holidays when school is over.

Year after year, this feeling lingers. The classmates were originally in the same class, and when school was over, they flew separately, and that was it for the day~... The east wind blew, and the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom in today's world?

It’s just because the south wind blows that the rain falls slightly. It’s all my fault that I’m so good at blowing. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

6. Humorous paragraphs or sentences about cherishing time, urgently requested

"Tomorrow" is the most dangerous enemy of hard work.

It is important to remember that our time to study is limited. Time is limited, not only because life is short, but also because of the complexity of people. We should strive to do the most beneficial thing with all our time.

Save time; that is, make a person's limited life more effective, which is equivalent to extending a person's life.

If you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River will come down from the sky and rush to the sea never to return. Don’t you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and it looks like blue silk in the morning and turns to snow in the evening.

I like to sing at dusk, and my eyes are filled with green mountains and sunset lights. Classic Sentences

Good times rarely come back. Don’t try to reunite with your old dreams at the best moments in life.

Sporadic time, if used nimbly, can become complete time. As the saying goes, "the accumulation of soil creates a mountain." It is easy to lose a day, and there is no way to get it back.

Mo Dao Sang Yu night, the sky is still full of clouds.

Youth is a beautiful period that can never be regained. It is the beginning of all light and happiness in the future.

The gap between heaven and earth in life is like a white horse passing by, just suddenly.

Over time, we have accumulated meritorious deeds.

If the afterglow of the setting sun shines on your hands and you find that they have done nothing valuable that day, then you should regard this day as lost.

If the time of youth is spent in idleness, then recalling the years will be a bleak tragedy.

If you are young and work hard at the right time, it is disgusting to be a boss who is unworthy.

Time takes away everything and will change your name, appearance, personality and destiny over the years.

Time is the place where abilities and so on develop.

Time is life, and wasting other people’s time for no reason is actually tantamount to murdering people.

Time is a great teacher.

Time has three steps: the future arrives belatedly, the present flies like an arrow, and the past remains stationary forever.

I really don’t know how many people in the world who have been able to successfully establish their careers have become unknown because they lightly let go of their rare time.

I am willing to stand on the street corner with a hat in hand and ask passers-by to invest their endless time in it.

One minute of time, one minute of results. For scientific workers, it is not just eight hours a day, but every yin must be cherished and every yang must be fought for!

One should live quickly and fully, because unexpected illness or tragic accident can end his life abruptly at any time.

People who use "minutes" to calculate time have fifty-nine times more time than people who use "hours" to calculate time.

Since time is fleeting and irreversible, it is said to be the most precious wealth in the world. Abusing time is undoubtedly the most meaningless way for people to spend their time.

Of all critics, the greatest, most correct, and most genius is time.

A man with lofty ideals laments that the days are short, but worries that others know that the nights are long.

Sad sentences

People who are the worst at utilizing time love to complain that time is short.

The busiest people have the most time.

The most promising winners are not those with outstanding talents but those who make the best use of every opportunity to explore and develop.

7. Funny verses about the bright moonlight in front of the bed

The bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai wants to drink soup.

I drank a bowl of soup and peed all over my crotch. The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, and I have no money when I touch my pocket! There was bright moonlight in front of the window. Li Bai opened the window. When he saw the X-ray, all his teeth fell out. Grilled egrets in front of Xisai Mountain, mandarin fish with peach blossoms and flowing water. Braised in braised or white, the egret and mandarin fish don’t have to go home. I haven’t seen my girlfriend before. I haven’t seen my work since. My pockets are empty. You treat me to dinner. The moonlight shines in front of the window. Li Bai opens the window. When he saw the X-ray, his hair fell out. The incense burner produced purple smoke in the sunshine, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth was drooling, and I touched my pocket without any money. ---------------------------------- Purple smoke rises from the Rizhao oven, and when I see the mutton skewers hanging in front of me from a distance, I can’t help but shed tears. Thousands of feet away, I touched my pocket and found no money.

Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere. The big bear comes at night and watches where you go.