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What little things in life make you unhappy?

First, I can't find anything I need in a hurry! ! !

It seems like a strange circle, such as my paper cutter, my thick pen, my stapler and my rubber band.

Every time I use them, I subconsciously remind myself that I must put them in a fixed place, so that I can't find them next time. The reason for this idea is that I can't find them too many times.

However, there are no eggs for use. I still can't find them when I use them next time. At this time, if I catch up with my period again, I will basically have a fire in my heart.

I felt for a moment that there must be a coquettish bitch hiding in a dark corner and bothering me.

second, when I go out to eat, my boss always treats me like a stupid boss, so I'll have a bowl of noodles, less meat and more dishes.

at first glance, it's no different from what I asked for before. The boss simply thinks I put P. Probably that's how he treats every diners who ask for it.

boss, five skewers of barbecue, thin ones.

ok, slim, don't worry.

bring it up, a string of eight pieces of meat and three pieces of pure fat!

do you think I am a staff maker? ! !

so fucking angry. . . So fucking angry ~~

Third, after work, I just stepped out of the door and was called back by the leader.

At this moment, I want to blow up my unit with a rocket launcher, and put a bomb in the leader's arms, and the flesh and blood will fly all over the sky ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The famous and fucking Murphy's Law put forward by Edward Murphy, the main contents are as follows:

1. Nothing is as simple as it seems;

2. Everything will take longer than you expected;

3. Things that can go wrong will always go wrong;

4. If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

I comfort myself with this every time I have bad luck. I'm worried that the leader will call me before I get off work. Nine times out of ten, the leader will call me. After writing the manuscript, show it to the leaders. The more you hurry, the more you want to complete the task, and the more opinions the leaders have! ! !

I have an appointment with someone for dinner. I bought a movie ticket to watch a movie. I spent the afternoon playing QQ nonsense with my mobile phone and listening to an open class with headphones on, leading you to smoke and brag in the next office. Why don't you ask me to do something? ! !

why do you want to get off work? you remember.

despair ~ ~ ~