A sarcastic sentence

First, the busiest day is "another day". Everyone says "let's get together sometime", but "another day" never happens.

Second, people who don't care about you don't bother, lose their laughter and lose their dignity; Shoes that don't fit, don't jam your feet, rub your feet, and leave a pile of blood bubbles.

I know you won't come with me if I reach out, so I reach out and trip you, and you really stand up and chase me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

Fourth, the biggest pessimism in life is that when you see your appearance, your education and your salary, you have a strong desire to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

Nowadays, most young people have the cheapest body, the most precious dignity, the most unreliable oath, the most hypocritical friends, the most self-righteous dreams and the most shameless self-confidence.

Sixth, the mouth is merciful, but the heart is not sweet. A kind-hearted person can call a spade a spade, but a sweet talker hides adultery. Better be a herdsman than a sweet-talking thief. Tu Lei

Seven, lies such as lines, often back; The truth is like a cough, most of which comes out when you can't help it.

Eight, people and people, don't always say that they don't deserve it, just right. A one-dollar lighter can light a 10,000-dollar cigarette, and a table of tens of thousands of dollars needs two yuan for a pack of salt.

9. Communication between two people: 70% is emotion and 30% is content. If the mood is wrong, the content will be distorted. If you are full, you will not be in a good mood. If you say more, you will just vent.

Ten, nothing to listen to what others say about themselves, more exciting than watching a blockbuster. You will find that you have done nothing, but you have acted in many versions, and you are still a big role.

Don't think that everyone in the world cares about your affairs. Do you think everyone is staring at you? In fact, everyone has their own troubles, and no one cares about you.

Twelve, people allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of a person around them. Because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, strangers do not have this problem.

Take time to hate the person you hate, and you won't have much time to love the person you like. Take time to care about things that upset you, and you won't have much time to experience things that make you happy.

14. "submit to humiliation" and "compromise for perfection" are both bad characters. You think you are a good man who takes care of the overall situation and makes sacrifices, but no one really wants to thank you. They just think: you are stupid, you are so bullied, you should.

Fifteen, studying all night is because I don't usually work hard enough, trying to lose weight is because I never control snacks, and the regret after breaking up is because I didn't give enough care before. Every day you are not satisfied, you just have a hard time.

Sixteen, angry, is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes; Worry is torturing yourself with your own mistakes; Regret is destroying yourself with helpless past events; Worry is to scare yourself with virtual risks.

17. Everyone is not perfect. So, don't judge others' looks, because they don't rely on you to eat; Don't judge the virtue of others, because you may not be as noble as him; Don't judge other people's families, because it has nothing to do with you.

Eighteen, the person who should be remembered most in this life: the person who lent you money when you were poor; People who support you when you are in trouble; People who share weal and woe; People who pour tea when they are sick; People who really like you when you are useless; When you don't know anything, give you advice wholeheartedly!

Nineteen, this is a real society, feelings can't be eaten, and poor couples are sad. Don't believe the story in the movie, it's just a noisy place for many strangers. Only irrational and unrealistic people will believe it.

Don't spend money recklessly, because you may lose your job tomorrow. Don't be arrogant, because you may lose power tomorrow. Don't be too ostentatious, because you know that no one is weaker than you. Don't brag about love, because you may be lovelorn tomorrow. In short, be a low-key person.

Twenty-one, time knows people, and the victims are intimate. Never experienced a thing, never saw a person clearly. Time is the best filter; Time is the truest discrimination. A person's sincerity and hypocrisy, not in the mouth, but in the heart! A love is hypocritical and practical, not in peacetime, but in the wind and rain.

Twenty-two, men are wolves, choose the right one to protect you for life, and choose the wrong one to kill you. A woman is a snake. Choose right, it will haunt you for life, choose wrong, it will poison you. Friends are the way. Choose the right direct destination, and choose the wrong one to go around you all your life.

Don't be too kind to a person, because you will find that after a long time, that person will get used to it and then take everything you do for granted. In fact, you clearly know that the lowest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.