Funny copywriting sentence

Please enjoy the funny sentences (selected 157 sentences) and welcome to share the collection. Funny copywriting sentence 1 1. There are only three reasons to be single! 1: ugly, 2: ugly yourself and others, 3: ugly without money. 2. Not wanting to fall in love is a good excuse, as if you can really be seen when you want to fall in love. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down. Every time you finish eating hot pot clothes, there will be a strong smell, so I suggest that you don't wear clothes when you eat hot pot in the future. When you are lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all. Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society, and I answered one word: poverty. 7. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Like many people who were just fat, they became fat after a long time. 8. People always say that "dead mice are not afraid of cold", and dead pigs say: I'm fucking dead. Can you leave me alone? Did I piss you off? 9. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation. 10. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey. 1 1. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. So I feel at ease to be a slacker 12. I drank a little too much at the class reunion last night. When I woke up, my head was dizzy and I broke it. Suddenly, I saw a female classmate in the room. The female classmate blushed and said to me, "can't you men control your lower body when you are drunk?" I exulted: "Ah? Sorry, I will be responsible! " Female classmate: "What are you talking about? You wet the bed last night! " 13. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore. 14. I gave you the skin and I gave you the position. Now you tell me you're a man? Even if it's a man, I want to be with you. 15. Husband becomes a philosopher, wife becomes an economist and mother-in-law becomes a strategist as soon as possible. 16. One of the scariest things in the world is watching horror movies with people who are afraid of watching horror movies, especially when this person is your girlfriend. 17. Every woman who calls herself "elder sister" is looking for a very man, and it turns out that the most man is herself. 18. What did you learn in Zhihu? If you don't study hard when you are young, you can only praise others when you grow up. 19. Be a person who loves to laugh. Even if you are sad, just laugh a few more times and others will be fine! 20. The test of friendship is whether two people can speak ill of others together. 2 1. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket. 22. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content. 24. The criterion to test whether you are good friends: You tell him your anecdote, and he can help solve it, but let him laugh first! 25. When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you. 26. Talking to your wife is like talking to a one-or two-year-old child. You should not only listen, but also guess. 27. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day, college students celebrate Children's Day, and I work overtime! 28. Actually, I didn't grow up on purpose, because I am afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid. 29. I wanted to turn over the salted fish in this assessment, but it was completely sticky! 30. Handsome confession is confession, and ugly confession is sexual harassment-what a painful understanding. 3 1. My job status is: good friends on the left, goddesses on the right, workaholics in front, and a few wonderful things around me! 32. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count! Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome. 34. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first place because I said "I'm not handsome". 35. It won't take long to go to the toilet after eating fruit. A little sad. I feel like a juicer. 36. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want a car and a house? Do you want assets exceeding 100 million? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep! 37. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package has long gone, and more than half of the call package is left. 38. The older you get, the more you feel that those people who are gloomy, scheming and full of conspiracy theories are all due to lack of intelligence. 39. I just came to ask if anyone likes me. If not, I'll ask later. 40. Don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt. 4 1. The girl's ultimate dream: not eating fat, inexhaustible money, inexhaustible cosmetics, inexhaustible express delivery, bullying her lover. 42. My husband complained to me: "I married a wife who doesn't care about the whole country or the whole city." Me: "But at least I can destroy you!" 43. When the match suddenly itches, I reach out and scratch it. Catch him and make him angry! 44. Selling cute should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly. 45. Couples quarrel, female: "You can't compare with others anywhere!" Man: "Yes, especially girlfriends!" "46. The depreciation rate of women is really amazing. It only takes one day to change from a bride to a wife. 47. Mung bean is lovelorn. He is very sad and has been crying. Later, he sprouted. Funny copy sentence 2 1. I can't choose the best, but the best chose me. Happy birthday to myself. 2. Say sorry to your own shadow. You have been wronged by me for so many years. If you want to grow up, you must live up to expectations. You have to resist thousands of troops and wish yourself a happy birthday. 3. A beautiful day has begun. Happy birthday to myself. Only my best friend knows my birthday. Sometimes everyone may be busy, it is normal to forget, and you may be a little disappointed. Nothing, I wish myself a happy birthday in a low key, and I feel great ~ 5. May I sow in the season full of hope and reap in the joy of autumn! Happy birthday! Step by step! 6. The significance of a birthday lies in the people you care about spending it with you. 7. Happy birthday to yourself! I hope I get better and better! All the ideals come as promised! 8. I want to take a selfie for myself on my birthday, watch it quietly and love myself quietly. 9. The rest of your life is not that long. Please be yourself, live as before, and have a happy birthday. 10. Good morning and happy birthday to myself. It was a full moon before sunrise, but it was so beautiful. 1 1. There are so many people wishing me my birthday, but I just missed the blessing of the person I want most. 12. Happy birthday to me. In the future, I will cherish time and create value for mankind. I will also feel sorry for myself, not too tired, and I will also care about filial piety. 13. I'm in a bad mood recently. I bought some nice clothes to fool myself. It's also my birthday. 14. Wish yourself a happy birthday in advance. I hope that no matter what happens, I will face it well, for nothing else, just because I am who I am. 15. I'm really sorry. You arranged dinner for me on my birthday. I didn't know your birthday. Even your desire for cake can't be satisfied. 16. When people ask about you, I say I forgot. If I think of those painful memories, how should I mention them to others? Happy birthday to myself. 17. I don't care, I will always be eighteen! I wish myself a happy birthday and happy every day. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death. Happy birthday to myself 19. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without any trouble is age. I don't have time to be young seriously, but I can only choose to grow old seriously when I understand it. Thanksgiving parents, grateful for every encounter in life. Fade away from youth and ignorance, just wait for the years to be quiet. (n is one year old, I wish myself a happy birthday. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow. Happy birthday to myself 2 1. I should have been like the first one, but I feel like the second one at the thought of being one year older, but I wish myself a happy birthday! 22. There are still two days left. I finally found it difficult to get up this morning! I received a message from the company this morning, wishing me a happy birthday! The company remembers it very clearly. 23. Bright candlelight, happy birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better! Happy birthday to myself! 24. Who will remember that tomorrow is my birthday? Happy birthday, wish me happiness. 25. Comfortable and quiet old age is a kind of rest, a kind of enjoyment and a supreme enjoyment! On this special day, I wish you happiness, like flowing water in the East China Sea. You will live longer than Nanshan, and health and happiness will always accompany you! . 26. Fu Jiafu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings. Fu Jiafu is an infinite blessing, and blessings are the only blessings besides blessings. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 27. On your birthday, condense the most beautiful drops in my life into crystal dew and moisten the buds in your heart. I wish you a happy birthday and love you forever. 28. Honey, today is your birthday. You are the big tree in our family, sheltering us from the wind and rain. You are the sun of our family and bring light to our life. 29. Happy birthday today. The god of wealth chases you every day, the boss pays attention to you every day, and illness will always avoid you. Happiness will always accompany you, and everything will always follow you! 30. The birthday is coming. I wish you a romantic and enthusiastic person, a young and sincere person, a happy and affectionate person, a sweet and infatuated person, and always be happy! 3 1. Let the golden light shine into your heart and dispel the haze. Weave your happiness with white clouds and let it emerge. Let the beautiful rainbow cover your safe sky, and let your health last forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 32. The most beautiful scenery in my life is meeting you. Happy birthday to my husband. 33. I'll wait for you to agree or disagree; Whether you like it or not, my feelings for you will not change; Whether you love it or not, my heart is full of love; Never give up in this life; Happy birthday! 34. Breeze, light rain and light footsteps approach you; Speak softly, whisper softly, and convey my words gently; Ask gently, say gently, and tell you gently: I really love you! Happy birthday, dear! 35. I love you Happy birthday, my husband. I love you forever. This is the first time I have made a birthday cake for you. I hope you like it. Haha, thank you for coming today. This is a very happy day. 36. Today, the world is more wonderful because of you. Today, with you, the starry sky is brighter. Today, the world is warmer because of you Today, I feel happier because of you! 37. My love is like a clear spring, and a trickle moistens my heart. My love is like mountains and rivers, with beautiful scenery everywhere; My love is like autumn, fruitful and heavy; My love is like an old cow, and I have no regrets until I am old! Happy birthday, dear! 38. Happy birthday to you for your place in my heart every day, for the roses you brought to my life, for our love and memories. I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. At this special moment, I want to tell you that you have made my life meaningful and my love for you can't be expressed in words. I will spend every day of my life with you. Happy birthday! 40. Build a happy high-rise building with safe masonry, so that you can live and work in peace and contentment. Make a warm big bed with healthy materials and let your dreams swim. Turn sincere words into blessings and make your birthday happy! 4 1. Happy birthday to you today. The god of wealth cares for you every day, the beautiful woman chases you every day, the illness keeps you from me all my life, happiness will always accompany you, and everything will always follow you! 42. Blessing comes uninvited, your smile is beautiful, life climbs higher and higher, and life is getting better and better. Stick to happiness and enjoy every minute! Please read the first word of each sentence aloud. Congratulations on your success every year! 43. Today is my husband's birthday. Silently wish him a happy birthday! I cooked longevity noodles for my husband. I hope my husband is healthy and safe! Love you, husband ... 44. I explain that happiness is a smile in the dictionary of time. I searched Baidu for a happy story, that is, health. Today is your birthday. Dear, I wish you a smile, a healthy life and a happy birthday. 45. Accompany you, accompany you, love you, and love you for a lifetime. Tired, come to my arms; Pain, let me make you laugh, and I won't forget the oath of loving you. Happy birthday, dear. I just want to say to you today: it's good to have you. 46. I know you don't need much, just a little light, that is candlelight; Only one person is needed, that is me; In a word, that is: Happy birthday to you. 47. Time is like a brick and a tile, which constructs each of our lives. Happiness is like colorful colors, which decorate each of our lives. I wish you a down-to-earth life, a warm and sweet life and a happy birthday. 48. Husband, I wish you a delicious and energetic birthday! 49. What you have missed is endless, and your caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday! 50. Make a promise, give you a lifetime of happiness, express a wish, give you a lifetime of sweetness, set a goal and give you a lifetime of protection. I love you forever, and I will always be with you! Happy birthday! 5 1. Because of you, love never leaves; Because of you, life is a miracle. Love you doesn't need affectionate words, as long as we keep walking hand in hand. Dear husband, happy birthday. Let love accompany us forever. Happy birthday to my lover. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love has made my life complete. Happy birthday, husband! Happy birthday, husband! I wish my dearest husband a happy birthday, and I will be by your side every day from now on. In the days to come, it will fill you. Love you? 54. Let the rain and dew in spring, the showers in summer, the coolness in autumn and the passion in winter surround you. When your birthday comes, send my deep blessing. I wish you a happy birthday and warm seasons. 55. Give you a bowl of longevity noodles, which is neither salty nor light. Eat longevity noodles, good luck will accompany you every day, happiness will be around, happiness will be around, and my blessing will be sent to my heart. I wish you a happy birthday. Every day is wonderful. 56. A greeting card is sent to you. May you smile every year today. Send you a hairpin, I hope you are happy all the year round; Give you a handkerchief, I hope you are happy every day; Send you a bunch of flowers, happy birthday and laugh. 57. Spring is green, summer is red as fire, autumn is a leaf roll, and winter is a song of snow. There are four seasons in a year, just stop for this moment, raise a glass to celebrate your birthday and wish you happiness. 58. Warm candlelight lights you up, and old times come to mind; Hold your hands tightly on your chest; Make a wish for yourself silently; May all the messages of blessing come true; Happy birthday, in my heart forever. I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day. Life needs struggle, creation and mastery! Happy birthday, dear. I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. At this special moment, I want to tell you that you have made my life meaningful and my love for you can't be expressed in words. I will spend every day of my life with you. Happy birthday! 6 1. Send you a love cake: the bottom gives you a lifetime of peace, with infinite blessings in the middle, surrounded by wealth and good fortune, covered with happiness and eternal happiness, and wish my favorite person every day! Happy birthday! 62. A gentle blessing, a thousand words in my heart, and a short message bring you my heartfelt greetings. In fact, I have always missed you! 63. The deep breath of the sun makes you warm, the deep breath of the breeze makes you happy, and the deep breath of the rose makes time romantic. I love you. Take a deep breath to make our love happy. Happy birthday! 64. Meeting is fate, and I always miss you; Meeting is a dream, and I miss you all the time; Having you around is the best wish; Without you, I will be lonely, and loneliness will fill my heart. Birthday is coming, I look forward to love blossoming. I know today is your birthday, but I am far from home. I can only use this short message to convey my blessing. I hope my blessing can bring you warmth in spring, coolness in summer, harvest in autumn and enjoyment in winter. Happy birthday! 66. The noisy party covered the happy face, the mellow wine conveyed happiness and sweetness, the gorgeous candlelight reflected the happy smiling face, and the sweet cake expressed my blessing to you: Happy birthday! 67. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Happy birthday. 68. Stars will light up the night and spread the hope of tomorrow. The sea washed away the suffering and left infinite expectations. Give you my best wishes: I wish you a sweet and happy birthday and a brilliant life! 69. May all happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday! 70. Send a wish that you dance with happiness, sing with happiness, sleep with good luck, be inseparable from beauty, and be accompanied by health day and night. There is no special gift, only this message. Happy birthday! 7 1. It's always a feeling to bless millions of people. It's decided that there will be endless birthday celebrations and safe cakes every day. Cut the gordian knot, many happy events. I wish you a happy birthday. You will have a good sleep. 72. Look at today's sunny day, it is the candlelight I lit for you; Watch the birds fly, that's my wings to bless you; Look at the blue sky and make a birthday wish. I wish you a happy dream and a happy time! Happy birthday! 73. The flowers are bright, the sun is warm, the wind sends fragrance, the shade is auspicious, the birds sing and the insects laugh. It turned out that everything was cool on your birthday. I wish you a happy and healthy birthday. Funny copy sentence 3 1. Having a crush on someone is as attractive as having wifi on him. I hope you can lose weight with me. Only when I see you will I lose my appetite. 3. "Why do you keep drinking water? "I just ate an apple!" "Will eating apples make you thirsty?" "No, I forgot to wash the apples, so I have to eat the apples before washing them! "4. See a sentence: Everyone has a chubby friend. Who do you have in mind? I thought for a long time, and finally I thought of the mirror. I went to reissue my ID card yesterday and wanted to change a photo. My uncle, a policeman, said that I was puzzled for many years. He said: "The ugly photos on the ID card are for you to hide, so don't expose them easily to avoid being lost or stolen!"! "6. Wife, it's not that I don't quit smoking. The point is that my grandfather smokes and my father smokes. Come to me. You can't cut off the fragrance. 7. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think together. 8. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world. 9. "The Spring Festival is coming. What do you want to discount most in the mall? " "Girlfriend legs. "10. There is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, and a visible and invisible feeling! There is a misunderstanding that people and computers are offline, and there is a loss that you have no access rights. 1 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. 12. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child should not be questioned by the teacher. 13. There are always a group of invisible friends who lie on your friends list like dead people and occasionally change their epitaphs. 14. I hate those children. They fantasize about being princesses all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince. 15. When there are many snakes when you go out for an outing, you must remember to bring an umbrella. If you encounter a snake, you can open your umbrella: "Wait a thousand years, wait a while! "Such screams are literary! 16. What is the biggest difference between mathematics and Chinese? I can't understand the answer after copying math, but I don't want to copy the answer after reading Chinese! 17. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. Look at me. I have never been proud of being so handsome. 18. I said to my husband, "Husband, there are Beijing, Nanjing and Tokyo in this world. Why is there no Xijing?" The three-year-old son next to him immediately replied, "Didn't Tang Priest take an examination of the Western Classics? "19. A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with 72 concubines in three palaces and six hospitals. There are countless beauties of all colors, but only a few are spoiled. 20. When I was a child, I used a small hoe to dig a hole in the yard every day. I want to dig a hole in the earth and then visit America. It's really naive to think about it now. If you dig wide and dig into the Pacific Ocean, won't you drown your home? 2 1. There is a traffic jam on the road, and the car in front is still driving very slowly. I was so anxious that I kept honking my horn, but I was driven away by the driver's master and the ticket was not refunded to me! 22. What's wrong with men lying? What's wrong with that? Don't you women make up every day! 23. After watching a lot of costume dramas, I suddenly found out that Emperor Qianlong actually had separation. One is busy dealing with state affairs all day, one is full of poetry and painting, one is talking nonsense with two ministers, one is affectionate in the harem, and the other is full of harmony! 24. Praise me as an energetic girl, and I will definitely take off the bill within three days. If not, come to me and I'll be your boyfriend! 25. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself." "26. Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks, the only thing you can be proud of is your good appetite! 27. When talking to people, I can't help staring at their stomachs, not because they are big, not because I have no quality, but because I have watched too many foreign movies and always feel that there should be subtitles in that place! 28. I was hospitalized with a fever. Pretty nurse from the hospital walked by, looked at the infusion bottle and asked me how my fever was. I said, "Where did it burn? This bottle is obviously cold! "29. Are you anxious? I'll be right there, five minutes at the most! In case I don't arrive in five minutes, you can watch the news again! 30. My new girlfriend will break up with me in just one week, just because I haven't read Octavio Paz's books and Borges' poems! 3 1. When my friend came back from a blind date, I said, "How's it going? Is it effective? " He: "Two thirds succeeded." Me: "What do you mean?" The friend replied: "I agreed, the introducer agreed, but the other party didn't!" " 32. If I win 5 million, I will donate it all to my husband. He is too poor to buy a car, a house or a bag for his wife! 33. Doctor: "I told you to have a urine test. Where have you been? " ? "Patient:" Doctor, I have swallowed the urine, and the stool really can't be swallowed. 34. Life goal: commit suicide if you earn a small goal. The perfect realization of super longevity. 35. You never know how rich those who look poor are, but I am different. I look poor ... 36. Everyone who meets me on the road can't help sending a circle of friends: I ran into Daniel Wu. 37. Advise some girls wandering around the scenic spot to respect themselves: they wear antlers like they are frozen, and you wear them like you just stole two pieces of ginger from the vegetable market.