What humorous sentences are there?

1, sew up another year's feelings, help yourself! Please help yourself to some wine.

2, make up for another year, hand in hand with a touch of fate in Yu Nian.

3, a heart-to-heart talk, will experience the process from passion to dullness.

4. Take out your heart at night and sew up the sentences. Teenagers have soft radians in their eyes.

5. Sister-in-law, take this out, too. For three years, I repeated those two words softly.

6, the three years of sadness in reality, it is always too late to stop and admire on weekdays.