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Talking about describing people's oral injuries.

1. Don't envy him for his length, but if you envy him for his length, you will always be short. Don't protect yourself from being short. Protect yourself from being short and you will never grow up.

Julius Caesar, a Roman, had a great influence on Europe, Asia and Africa. On his deathbed, he said to the waiter, Please put my hands outside the coffin so that the world can see that a great Caesar like me is empty-handed after death.

You don't have to be the same as the secular, and you shouldn't be different from the secular. You don't have to be flattering or disgusting to do things.

There are two things in the world that can't wait: one is filial piety. Second, do good.

6. If you are equal and do something convenient, there will be nothing in the world. If you have compassion, you will have peace of mind if you do something with compassion.

7. Small-minded, troubled, big-minded and rich in wisdom.

8. If a person is not infected by bad habits, happiness is around.

9. Defaming others is like spraying blood on others, polluting your mouth first.

10. Peace is luck, contentment is happiness, purity of mind is wealth, and no desire is just longevity.

1 1. Evil, afraid of being known, is a great evil. Kindness, wanting to be understood, is not true kindness.

12. It is a good thing to help the crisis. Not boasting is a virtue!

13. The more desires a person has, the narrower his mind becomes; The less desire he has, the wider his mind becomes.

14. There is nothing to hide from others in my life, which is good.

15. In prosperity, take it lightly; in adversity, take it calmly.

Spitting blood at others and making sentences.

Spitting blood at others and making sentences.

1, how can you spray blood on people?

2, you are not afraid of the knife in the head and neck; Still thinking about bloody people.

3, besides, there is nothing to deal with, give a condescending, bloody slave, stand and listen to the cool words!

4. Defaming others is like spraying blood on others, polluting your mouth first.

5, everyone has something to say, don't be excited.

6. This despicable means of spraying human blood is not done by a gentleman.

He was indignant and accused the manager of being involved in the procurement fraud.

8. Today, when such rumors appear, China people spread them through websites and loudspeakers like Weibo, whether it is gossip or blood, rather than just whispering.

I didn't touch your computer at all. Someone can testify. Please don't bleed!

10, the malicious accusations of these bloody people are all the usual tricks of intentional attacks on him.

1 1. I have never held a grudge against you. How can you blame yourself for spilling blood on me?

12, such people have no conscience and will do such bloody deeds.

13, this is obviously a bloody story; Some confused people actually believe it; It's really ridiculous.

Mouth is someone else's, life is your own.

People who care too much about other people's comments can't get happiness and live in other people's right and wrong and ask for it. If you want to be happy, sometimes you need to be selfish and not care too much about others. Happiness is a pure natural product, a gift of 100% support and affirmation. Without self, all happiness is a false illusion. Even if people criticize you, deny you and attack you, it doesn't mean you are yourself; Being denied, the only person who can deny you is yourself.

As long as there are people, there are right and wrong; As long as people have mouths, there will be opinions and criticisms. Moreover, people who care too much about other people's ideas are not only unhappy, but also easy to lose their own characteristics and personality and fail to exert their potential.

In short, the mouth belongs to others, and life belongs to oneself. Those who are habitually "abused" by others' mouths, please use their left and right brains to think: Why should I be a slave to others' mouths? Why do you care so much about what other people think? As long as you figure it out, you have the right to happiness! Wear each other's shoes, and you will know where it hurts ... In fact, the key to whether the world is beautiful or not and whether life is beautiful is to get out of your own hut. Negative, self-enclosed, life will be full of desolation; Take active actions and love life, even the desert will become an oasis of life.

Don't fantasize that life is always so round and full, and don't fantasize about enjoying all the spring in the four seasons of life. Everyone's life is doomed to trudge and taste bitterness and helplessness. As long as the faith in my heart has not shrunk, as long as there is no severe winter in my season, even if there are ups and downs, what can I do?

Many things in the world are unpredictable, success is often accompanied by failure, and failure often breeds success; Good things will turn into bad things, and bad things will turn into good things. A person's life is the unity of success or failure, good or bad replacement. Smart people will try their best to turn bad things into good things, and beware of good things turning into bad things.

You can live in a different way by changing your mentality. An optimistic person, in life, can laugh at winning or losing, not just recognize the final outcome. They are convinced of the future and don't complain about the status quo. They can make use of their own advantages, give full play to their potential, climb up step by step and succeed.

Simple life, free and easy. Simplicity is dull, but not monotonous. Simplicity is ordinary, but not mediocre. Simplicity is a kind of beauty, and it is also a kind of primitive beauty. This man is sure to touch your heart.

It is more meaningful to be kind to yourself and be the best than to be kind to others. In addition to learning to restrain yourself, tolerate others and fulfill others, we must also learn to fulfill ourselves, tolerate ourselves, give ourselves more time and space, and let ourselves continue to develop and improve. In this way, you can live a full and happy life.

The purpose of losing money is to leave a useful body to do bigger things. This is precisely "staying in the green hills, not afraid of not burning firewood", and losing money temporarily is to gain more in the future.

There is a thin line between gain and loss in our hearts, and what we think is pride; If you think you are lost, you are depressed. People who can understand gains and losses will be happy in life.

Sometimes the mood is like a tree, and happiness is a straight trunk. Spring has come, shake the happy branches, and those yellow leaves and gloomy clouds will fall. Spring is coming, shake the happy branches and life will open a beautiful smile. A good mood can not only change yourself, but also infect others. If you want to be a happy person, then you must keep the mood of eighteen.

Deliberately looking for happiness, often can not find, but bring emptiness and trouble. But sometimes, intentionally or unintentionally, happy things come unexpectedly and are hard to predict. The satisfaction of doing a good deed and completing a contribution will naturally make people enjoy it.

The difference between people lies in talent and willpower. A person is not afraid of being stupid. As long as he is diligent and enterprising, the fruits of success will be picked by him sooner or later. Everyone knows the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare. Sometimes cleverness is mistaken by cleverness, but fools have a foolish spirit. Miracles always happen to ordinary people.

To be angry is to punish one's own foolish behavior with the fault of others. The sunset is like gold, the moon is like silver, and the happiness and joy of life are still endless. Where did you get the time to get angry? Relax!

God is really fair. When fate closes a window for you, it will open another window for you. Everything in the world is multifaceted, and what we see is only one side. This side makes you miserable, but the pain can often be transformed. Any misfortune, failure and loss may become our favorable factors.

When you see through things, you will understand how to proceed; When you see through human feelings, you will understand how to get along; I don't want to do anything if I see through things; I don't want to be a man if I see through human feelings. So, just use snacks and accept the rest. Life needs a drift attitude, and the real freedom of life is only in the heart.

The space for laughing is funny, and others must comment.

1. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it. 2. Two toothpastes, nobody cares, a bunch of idiots.

I measure myself with time, and then criticize my frivolity and arrogance.

Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

5. Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousand riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, Jiuzhitang was held for 300 years. Wine, breast and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Guangzhi. Hold the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon and look northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Heng Yuanxiang, Yang Yang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier.

6. Don't scold a woman for having no money in her pocket. Money is king in this society. Without money, you are nothing.

7. Do you drink water or drink water or drink water? You choose!

As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

9. We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

10. My life, you ignore, your world, I don't care.

1 1. I finally learned to be quiet. . .

12. Love of Hawthorn Tree is a literary film. Hawthorn slices for short

13. Do you know what a fool looks like? Just look in the mirror ~

14. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

15. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight? Talking about QQ's funny personality

16. Log off at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

17. Suddenly I feel that I am an unnecessary person among you.

18. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

19. A stay-at-home girl next door installed a face recognition software at noon for computer security. After removing makeup tonight, the computer can't be turned on anyway.

20. There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.

2 1. Husky has poor compliance. If he wets the bed and bites the sofa and floor, don't get angry and don't beat and scold. He is just so lonely that he has no one to play with. Be patient to prepare some things, onion, ginger, garlic, salt, yellow wine, soy sauce, pressure cooker ~

22. When you are hurt, I will always be by your side.

23. Q: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

24. Stupidity depends mainly on whether you can play dumb.

25. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your non-mainstream ignorance.

My love only needs to be given to the person I love, and you are not interested in my love.

27. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore!

28. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

29. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are even more useless.

Since you never loved me, why did you give me so many promises?

3 1. My girlfriend said she found a job in Japan and asked me to work hard at home. Don't watch AV if you have nothing to do.

32.men are the best! ! Look at this young man. Very nice. I'm going to Thailand first, and then to Korea. I will marry him when I come back.

33. You are really a rocking tree. What are you talking about?

34. My childhood dream was to be a hero! I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

36. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

37. In those years, when the whole class handed in their homework, one of them was wrong, and the whole class was wrong.

38. There are many handsome younger brothers and beautiful little girls in our school this semester, but what does it have to do with me? After all, there is only learning in my heart.

I think mosquitoes are really bad. One place to bite, not enough to eat? Do you have to turn around and bite? Didn't your mother teach you to eat only one place? Rude!

40. I had a dream last night that I fell into the abyss. It's terrible. When I fell halfway, I actually caught a branch. Fortunately, I was awakened from my dream by the pain of my boyfriend killing pigs. Sorry, honey, let me explain! I don't mean it!