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Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking I can shake things up.

In my next life I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

From now on, stay low-key and mysterious, saying nothing about your cuteness and beauty.

I was friends with a classmate today. I really can’t stand this kind of person. He even used my power bank to charge his power bank.

The world has always been cruel. If you don’t want to be an actor, you can only be a doll.

You have to remember that no matter how alienated we become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.

It’s hot and my temper is bad. If I don’t smile, don’t make trouble.

I have to take care of myself three times a day, eat sparingly, buy sparingly, and use sparingly.

The weather is cold and the quilt is cold. I always feel that I have to stay in bed to take care of it.