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? Learn some life skills, in case you don't know?

1. When Chili water is in your eyes, lick a little salt with your tongue and it won't hurt!

2. When sleeping during menstruation, roll the paper into a small roll and stuff it in the butt seam so as not to leak it.

3. If you burp, take a sip of water and swallow it seven times. I read it in a book when I was a child. Super easy to use.

4. When menstruation touches the sheets, pour the contact lens care solution, stay for a minute or two, wipe it off and clean it immediately!

5. Open your mouth when dropping eye drops, and dry cough a few times if your eyes get into something.

6. Looking at the bright place at the moment when you want to sneeze but can't, you can help sneeze!

7. If you want to control yourself when you shouldn't sneeze, just rub your finger against someone.

8. The bottom of the electric toothbrush will grow moldy after being used for a long time, and it will be as clean as new after being soaked in 84 disinfectant for one night.

9. Take medicine, look up and swallow, eat capsules and swallow.

10. Cheap facial cleanser won't slip when used for bathing.

If you wear shoes like 1 1.vans, wear them for one day until the pain begins to wear out (if you can't stand it, don't wear them the next day, and wear them in a few days until they wear out, which is super comfortable. Another way is to put a 2 cm high cushion.

12. Brush your teeth with warm water without toothache.

13. Get up early with a cup of warm water to protect your throat.

14. fishbone point! If you cough, just rub it for a few minutes and you won't cough, especially for children!

15. Take more VC when you have a cold, and the cold is likely to be nipped in the bud, such as drinking a lot of lemonade, which is effective by personal test.

16. If the tea stains in the cup are not good, you can buy that magical nano sponge wipe, which is especially easy to wash. If the cup is deep, such as a thermos cup, first fill it with hot water, drop a few drops of 84, and let it stand for a while, and the tea stains will come down and the taste will not be too strong.

17. Office workers cook lunch. It is best not to spend the night with green leafy vegetables. When you get up in the morning, if you are in a hurry, you can boil the water first, drop a few drops of oil, add salt, put the green leafy vegetables in, cover the pot, and turn it over later. You can brush your teeth or something at this time.

18. Open the door in winter with static electricity. You can touch the wall before opening the door, so that there will be no electricity.

There are some things that I am entangled in, and I don't know how to choose.

1, fate doesn't believe in assumptions. Just be grateful for what you once had; The missed beauty is just a aftertaste; Loved people, as long as you remember, why bother.

2, life does not have to haggle over every ounce, make yourself angry. Yuyun is only a hundred years old, and he often worries about being a thousand years old. Pepsi comes from the heart, and a smile solves a thousand worries. If we think that we are all passers-by who come and go in a hurry and just walk around the world, what trivial things are worth caring about?

I often wonder if you will suddenly stop and remind me when you walk around the corner at dusk.

4. In the process of gratitude growth, although there are resistance, entanglement, frustration and disappointment, there have always been people who care and love, so they can be brave, willful and free. Even if you grow up to be an adult, you can always be soft on these loves!

If I am disappointed in what I like again, I will give up without hesitation.

6. I am entangled in a boy's love for you every day. I really have no promise. I'm not good. It's no use meeting anyone!

7. Be a happy person, so that others will be happy when they see you.

8. When you are depressed, you will always obviously feel the power of loneliness. People who are eager to know will lend you some warmth and a shoulder. I'm glad to have you. My original dream is firmly in my hand. How dare I go back to the place I want to go most?

9. Feelings are actually good feelings, which makes me miss each other. If you had come to me and I hadn't hesitated to act, it would have been better than the crappy movie when we broke up, and it would have made people reluctant to part.

10, whoever matures not later than early and gradually learns to endure the cold misfortune of life is happy. -Pushkin

1 1, we all have to travel far and say goodbye to our immature selves. Maybe the journey is a little hard and lonely, but you can only grow up after suffering.

12, I can't swallow that breath and I can't let go. Life is so tangled, more tangled than sigmoid colon torsion.

13, I hope you have enough patience to take responsibility and a pure heart to believe. Anyway, please believe that life is reasonable.

14, there is nothing in the world but yourself and yourself. Many times, when I look back on the past, I can see the depression, sadness, entanglement and anxiety that caused me pain. Actually, I'm fighting myself. What should come will come, and what should pass will pass. Happiness is also a day, so is sadness. Don't embarrass yourself.

15, women should see the world more. Travel, read, but anything that can enrich your heart, even if you force yourself to try more. The reason why people are narrow-minded, tangled and timid is because they have seen too little about the world.

16, I haven't had time to tell you, I will be sad without you.

17, I have never been entangled. What is wrong with my facial features and figure? I know that the value I bring to my friends and the world will be more than that.

18, people are most entangled in not getting and losing. Zhou: It is human nature to get used to it, not to lose it. It is easier for us to take what we get as what we should, and what we lose as what we shouldn't and abnormal. So every time I lose, I can't help but feel wronged. The more you lose, the greater the grievance. We are determined to get it back to make up for what we lost.

19, you always hide from crying, so no one knows that you are unhappy.

20, we run between heaven and earth, there is no constant scenery along the way, you will meet unexpected people and things. We can only insist on doing two things, moving forward and turning. Advance by strength, turn by wisdom; How to move forward and how to turn, our own different choices have created our varied lives. Sometimes there is a need in life, and there is no need to force it in life. Life is impermanent and people's hearts are fickle. Why bother with those grievances? Looking down, there is no right or wrong; Put it down, and that's it.

2 1 actually, standing at the fork in the road of life, everyone will make a choice in the end. No matter which way you choose, you will regret it when you look back many years later. Because no one knows what will be the result of choosing a road, and it is impossible to know. Since no matter which way you choose, you will regret it, so why? Be worthy of your heart.

22. Catching that cicada doesn't mean guarding the summer.

23. There are always people complaining that there are fewer and fewer touching things in this world. However, as long as we calm down and think about it, you will find that touch is everywhere.

24, in fact, it is not necessarily inseparable.

25, some personnel, can not see clearly will be entangled, see clearly will be heartbroken. Life is like a grain of dust. On the surface, it is dominated by itself, but in fact it is dominated by heaven and earth and human nature. Many personnel changes, you can't control, you can only follow the fate. If you want to live happily, you must learn to do things soberly and be a fool. Without perfection, everything is clear and the stain is obvious. The more advantages, the more dazzling the stain. Live too seriously, so it is very painful.

26, some people, some things, deliberately not to think, not to read. I wish I could forget.

27. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

28. Improve yourself, and there will be less entanglements and regrets in the future. In fact, there are some things that we have the opportunity to avoid, so don't muddle along.

29. Pretend you don't want it because you can't get it.

30. When you care about someone especially, he won't care about you. How can you never understand?

3 1, I would rather lose your heart than be an affectionate person.

Sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

1. I swear I'll chop my hand if I go shopping in Taobao again. Now I look at prosthetic limbs on Taobao.

I have been spoiled by homework since I entered school. I advise that homework must be soaked in rain and dew, but let me do more without listening to homework.

I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect to stick to it.

If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me cool off in the water, really.

For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity, and which ghost will wait for you in your toilet in the middle of the night.

6. Li Bingbing and Fan Bingbing are not as good as an icebreaker this season.

7. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself

Why are you so short? Because I've been in a mini.

9. Remember to smile all the time, which will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.

10. What's the significance of today? I owe my age to those arrogant people.

1 1. Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

12. If I make you unhappy, don't think twice, I did it on purpose.

13. I heard from my friend that it was great to get a room. I also got a room today and slept in the trough. It's really great. I sleep alone in such a big bed.

14. Do the teachers in your class have any special skills? Right, right, dragging classes for a long time.

15. Exams are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

16. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

17. Sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work. The latest space is funny, talk about sharing.

18. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I smiled: white covers all the ugliness, you cover all the ugliness, and I am not ugly.

19. You also learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

20. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? I'm telling you, all this is true!

2 1. Yesterday, the goddess sent me a message: There is no one at home tonight. Then I ran to her house and knocked on the door for an hour. Sure enough, no one is here!

22. It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

23. A good man can become a Buddha only after 81 difficulties, and a bad man can become a Buddha only by putting down his butcher knife.

I know you are all learning to drive, and now I dare not cross the road.

25. It is reported that cheating in the college entrance examination will be sentenced. If a college entrance examination student is arrested for cheating, a prisoner will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer. You may not believe it, but I was admitted here.

26. If you are reading this article, you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?

27. Handsome is called shock, and your giant can only be called attack.

28. When I was a child, I felt that Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars will be spent in an afternoon. Now I feel that Internet cafes are the most economical places. Twenty dollars can sit for an afternoon.

29. Everyone who loves to shake his feet has a sewing machine in his heart.

On the way, I met an old man with something on his back. I want to go up and help him move. I said casually, old thing, I'll carry it for you.

More relevant space, interesting talking phrases.

QQ space is funny: there is no fire in the simulated fire, why there is an exam in the simulated exam!

QQ space tells god to reply funny, and tells comments funny. Understand the cheers for the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics.

Understand the refueling language of the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics (I) 1. Time waits for no one, strive for results and make great efforts to challenge good results.

2. The track and field is heroic and spirited, and interesting competitions are colorful.

3. Strive for success, unite and struggle, and show yourself.

4. Sweat and tears; Laughter, singing; Let's spend it casually At the opening ceremony, on the sports ground, we showed to our heart's content how many difficulties and hardships we bravely undertook. Because of youth, because of publicity, because we know: exchange today's sweat for tomorrow's smile. ()

5.? When the Winter Olympics comes, athletes from five continents will gather together. The Olympic spirit is transmitted together, and we persist in our efforts and are not afraid of difficulties; China athletes United as one, fought bloody battles and won fame; May China athletes return home with full loads and create more glories.

6. Believe in yourself and you will win. Come on, athletes!

7. Exercise is extraordinary perseverance, contest is extraordinary physical strength, and struggle is extraordinary endurance. Run the long runway into a long journey of 1. Listen! The howling wind is cheering for you. Look! Colorful flags are cheering for you, come on! In order to reach the end of 1 glory moment!

8. It's not easy to dream of winter Olympics and finally succeed, and be happy together.

9. Fukang ushered in the 13th Winter Games, and sports helped Fukang to be harmonious and stable.

10. Light up the light of the Winter Olympics with the torch, write down the glory of the Winter Olympics with hard work, unite the eyes of the whole world with yellow skin, and lead the five continents with China Red. Bless the motherland and China athletes, and the dream of the Winter Olympics will surely come true!

In my mind, you have always been a picture of a hero.

12. Youth is like fire. If you work hard, you will win the title of the Winter Olympics.

13. Green Olympics, People's Olympics and High-tech Olympics.

14. Time is passing, the track is extending, and success is in sight. The heart is beating, the blood is boiling, and the brilliance is cast under the feet. Come on, athletes!

15. Success is coming to you. Don't give up because of failure or success. As long as you work hard, you can succeed.

Understand the refueling language of the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics (Part II) 16. Stepping on the runway is an option. Leaving the starting point is a kind of courage. What gallops on the field is 1 kind of success;

17. The Olympic flame is lit and the Olympic spirit is passed on. "Higher, faster and stronger" inspires generation after generation. People all over the world are paying close attention to watching Olympic athletes show their talents. People of all countries clap their hands together to make the Olympic spirit immortal. I wish the Tokyo Olympic Games a smooth success!

18. Beijing Winter Olympics, greetings run ahead; I wish you a career promotion and triple jump; Happiness is like diving, splashing and laughing; Trouble thrown into the air, dunk smashed; The sword of good luck comes out of its sheath and wins the bid with one blow. Good luck during the Olympic Games!

19. Fukang is waiting for you, and the winter sports meeting is more exciting.

20. 1 runway, it takes four people to build 1 confidence and four people to fight. Every handover is a transfer of trust, and every handover is a permanent support for the past 500 times, so that we can meet today. Let's go! Towards the finish line, towards a goal of four people, move forward!

2 1. Olympic athletes are taking off, people all over the world are smiling, people all over the country are celebrating, and the Olympic spirit is being realized. I wish words and hearts are connected, and I wish the Olympics! Bless Beijing! I wish China athletes greater honor!

22. Exercise makes life better.

23. Make great efforts, concentrate and write a new chapter.

24. Pass the Olympic torch and carry forward the Olympic spirit.

25. Gather Chinese knots, gather China's heart, accumulate China's strength, strive for Chinese soul, go up and down China, remember the history of China, wave China's flag, and continue the chapter of China. At the Tokyo Olympic Games, I wish China athletes to work hard and show the glory of China again. China, come on!

My heart beats with you every minute.

27. I wish the Winter Olympics a smooth development, and I wish all those who are sick but still make unremitting efforts to make the impossible possible.

28. The Olympic Games, the waves of encouragement and blessing, crossed the ocean and flew over Tokyo. "Austria" regards the group as a hero, and "luck" follows; "Austria" frost fights snow, fortunately, it is accompanied by "luck". Bless the Olympics and China!

29. Let's get together again, stay awake for four years, fight for the first place with three legs, not to mention the gold medal, and win the world in one fell swoop! 5432 1, countdown to the Olympic Games, May it be timely, Beijing Winter Olympics, glory of China.

30. Passion spreads the torch, and blood makes China strong.