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Moderator: Welcome to this special program of Xiaomi's story. Today, we invited a pair of special guests. They are a pair of poor people from the northeast. They got married. Once, through their own efforts, they finally established a beautiful family. Well, with the passage of time, these two actors are already white-haired, and we are honored to invite them to the program at this time of Valentine's Day to tell their love stories over the years. Let's give the warmest applause to the two people who are destined to go on stage. (White clouds and black soil appear) Hello, uncles and aunts. Hello, uncle.

Heitu: Hello, host, how are the audience friends at the scene? I am black soil

Moderator: Uncle is really smart, and aunt has one.

Baiyun: Hello, comrades.

Moderator: Hello, Aunt (nodding slightly)

Baiyun: Comrades have worked hard.

Moderator: Aunt, you have worked hard. Please sit down and introduce yourself first.

Baiyun: My name is Baiyun (stand up and talk, then sit down).

Black soil: My name is black soil (stand up and talk, then sit down)

Baiyun: I'm 7 1 (stand up and talk, then sit down)

Black soil: I'm 75 (stand up and talk, then sit down)

Baiyun: I'm a chicken (stand up and talk, then sit down)

Black soil: I am a tiger (stand up and talk, then sit down)

Baiyun: This is my husband (standing up to talk and sitting down)

Black soil: This is my mother (standing and talking and sitting down)

Baiyun: (whispering) They are all a generation behind.

Moderator: Don't be nervous, uncles and aunts. Actually, we invited you here today just to have a chat with you. In your Northeast dialect, it means chatting, that is, chatting on the kang.

Black soil: Ah, it just keeps chattering. I told you. wonderful

Moderator: Oh, uncle, this English is very authentic.

Black soil: Yes, there are many authentic ones. Listen, yes, I'm Superman, yes, I'm Superman.

Loser (performing at the front desk, almost wrestling, the host rushed to hold it)

Baiyun: Please, as far as your English is concerned, the British can't understand it.

Black soil: I am a standard cockney accent.

Baiyun: It's really standard (blinking). Last time a foreign friend came, he accidentally fell down and had to help him up. With that, he said thank you.

Compere: I want to thank my uncle.

Baiyun: When he arrived, he said, No thanks.

Black soil: What's the matter? Thank you means thank you, and no thank you means you're welcome.

Moderator: This is the first time I have heard that someone speaks English like this.

Black Soil: Actually, English is very simple. Nodding means agreeing, shaking your head means disagreeing. No means come, go, and English is jingle.

Baiyun: It's a good jingle, and it's not shameful (look down, despise)

Moderator: Two people were arrested before the program started. Actually, it is, uncles and aunts. We invite you here to talk about your love stories over the years with the help of the topic of Valentine's Day, so that we young people can learn and set an example for us young people.

Baiyun: What love can we talk about? We are an old couple.

Black soil: That's right. It's an old man and an old lady. Is there any love story to tell? Unlike you young people, 1 feelings are gone, hang up. As soon as the hand is pulled and loosened, many feelings disappear, hanging up (looking up, excited)

Moderator: Uncle, you are so talented that even the most popular Shenyang can imitate it.

Black soil: Yes, Xiaomi. What is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? Guess what?

Moderator: I don't know.

Black soil: it's a holiday, and the gift is not prepared.

Moderator: Ah (sigh, got it)

Baiyun: Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?

Moderator: I don't know.

Baiyun: The gifts are ready, and there are no lovers for the holidays.

Black soil: What is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?

Moderator: I have never heard of it.

Black soil: My wife told her.

Baiyun: the gift is ready, the lover has it, and the wife found it.

Black soil: Yes (Black soil takes the initiative to celebrate with white clouds)

Moderator: It seems that uncles and aunts still have a deep understanding of this Valentine's Day. What gift did you give your aunt when your lover found it?

Black soil: I couldn't afford the gift your aunt wanted.

Compere: Really? Aunt, what gift do you want?

Baiyun: It's just a flower (shy expression)

Moderator: Oh, flowers, flowers are not for aunts and uncles. You are too stingy. We are not short of money. Let's not talk about this now. The most painful thing in life is that people die without spending money.

Black soil: Your aunt only loves two kinds of flowers in her life. She has money to spend, so she tries to spend it. I am not short of money. I'm not dead. I spent it.

Baiyun: I am a flower the size of Baiyun. Anyone who sees it is willing to smoke. It's just that Wang Meizhi from the next village shivers at the sight of me.

Black soil: Come on, Wang Meizhi has cerebral thrombosis, and everyone is shaking.

Baiyun: How should I know?

Moderator: How did the aunt promise her uncle? Did uncle's confession impress aunt?

Black Soil: What else do you confess? The uncooked rice has been cooked.

Baiyun: It's embarrassing to stop filming. I'll tell you everything. I told you about the black soil. My mother told me yesterday (suddenly stood up angrily).

Black Soil: What are you doing? Your mother has been dead for more than 20 years.

Baiyun: I didn't. My mother told me that if anyone dares to bully you again, your father and I will take him away.

Moderator: Aunt, you are a little timid. Aunt, don't be angry. Uncle, isn't this lip service? Don't be angry. Come on, let's talk about something else.

Baiyun: It won't happen again. Remember that.

Moderator: It seems that my aunt's family education is quite strict. Uncle and aunt, you see, now we have caught up with the good times, our income has increased, and our life is getting better and better. The living standards of uncles and aunts must have been greatly improved.

Baiyun: Which promotion is bigger? This is considerable progress. Just say I'm a famous brand, shoes Nike, pants Adidas, jacket Jack Jones, bag, LV, more than 30 thousand, rich, (standing bragging)

Moderator: What activities does Auntie usually do?

Baiyun: Get up in the morning to teach Tai Chi, listen to health lectures during the day and dance disco for the elderly at night.

Black soil: You can forget it. At your level, that is, teaching people to play Tai Chi, that's all.

Moderator: Oh, what tricks?

Black soil: I'll teach you (start to do the previous action)

Moderator: Uncle, you are so talented.

Black soil: It's easier to make the formula.

Moderator: What is the formula?

Black soil: a big watermelon, cut in the middle, give it to you, give it to him, and call it a day.

Baiyun: Hello, you are all right. A pair of Hong Kong feet made the tiger cry until he was old, and the old cat hanged himself. Even the washing machine is against you, so I will not hesitate to criticize you.

Moderator: Hey, Auntie, do you usually listen to health knowledge lectures?

Baiyun: That's right, Xiaomi. What is the most important thing for the elderly? Health is the most important thing. What is the most precious thing for the elderly? Learning health knowledge is the most precious.

Moderator: Yes, what Aunt said is really right, huh? Aunt, do you usually take your uncle with you when you listen to knowledge lectures?

Baiyun: How dare you take him? Once, halfway through, he stopped and took off his shoes. Oh, everyone in that room has been fumigated, except the speaker who is still on the stage.

Moderator: Then why didn't he run?

Baiyun: I passed out

Compere: It's the first time I've heard of this danger on the stage. Uncle, aren't your feet hot now?

Black soil: Not bad.

Moderator: That's good, that's good.

Baiyun: His feet stink and he went to get a pedicure. My little daughter bathed him all night. His feet were washed. His child is in hospital. After a night of examination, the doctor was infected and his brain was seriously deprived of oxygen. He is still lying in the hospital.

Black soil: Oh, my God (squatting down and crying at the host), I can't record the program here yet. Why is this happening? My wife (facing the white clouds) and my little daughter (walking to the front desk), my heart is so cold, my life is counted, and it is only 36 thousand days. I have built 7 or 8 houses and only need to sleep 7 feet wide. To sum up, in four words, people are like flowers in a flowerpot. Life is a mess. No matter how well the house is built, it is just a temporary residence. This small box is your forever home. (Wandering around in front of the host Baiyun)

Baiyun: Why aren't you dead?

Black soil: Nothing. I will talk to the old masters about the next topic when I turn it over.

Host: Oh, I'm still wondering what's wrong. Hey, uncle and aunt, you see, we also recalled the past, and now we have a aftertaste. Let's talk about the future and see what good wishes you two have for the future.

Baiyun: I'll talk first.

Moderator: Hey, ok.

Baiyun: The falling sky is cloudy and sunny tonight (to the front desk).

Black soil: don't mess with that useless thing, just say dialogue (shake your head)

Baiyun: First of all, I wish our great motherland prosperity and a better life for the people.

Moderator: OK (Applause)

Black soil: Oh, I hope the useless delay will disappear. I hope China football can rush out of Asia, go to the world and win the world championship. (Go to the front desk and move successfully)

Baiyun: Come on, use our qualifications to win the qualification of the national football team. That's once in a thousand years. Once again, 1 after one thousand years.

Black soil: There is a saying that is also quite good. Wild lilies will have spring sooner or later.

Moderator: Hey, all the wild lilies are out. It seems that uncles and aunts really have good wishes for the future. Now our program is coming to an end. Thank you very much for coming to our scene. Finally, I wish my uncles and aunts always young and healthy.

Baiyun: Is it over?

Moderator: Huh?

Baiyun: Say another sentence of 1

Moderator: OK, let's say a few more words. Where's the pilot? The pilot turned the camera to his uncle and aunt.

Baiyun: Thank you, the Arts Department of the Academy gave us this opportunity, as well as the Learning Department of the Academy.

Black soil: I hope our "Experience" magazine will be better and better.