Humorous sentences that amuse girls.

1. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision. I saw a handsome guy in the mall today. If he is handsome, I can't help staring at him. He looked at me too. I had the cheek to look at it and it turned out to be a mirror. Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. No one discourages barbecues and midnight snacks all over the street, so I can't help but walk into a room casually and gain several pounds. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I appear. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, which is also the most famous in Tianjin. 6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby. 7. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points. 8. I can't control my mouth, my legs can't move, and I still want to be beautiful after eating in bed. 9. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. What a waste of money for me! 10, the money in the pocket is the most ruthless, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable. 1 1. It's really beautiful to see the heroine's head facing the bus glass. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion 12. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless. 13, it's so naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album. 14, a female colleague said a truth in the morning: I love a mature man who has gone through many vicissitudes, because I can have one myself because of a lovely boy. 15, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better! Humorous sentence 2 1 that amuses girls, I still like you very much, like wind oil essence and spicy strips, with endless voices. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool. I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart. Except Tomb-Sweeping Day, people in China can regard all festivals as Valentine's Day! Half of life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things. 6, don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me handsome, I'm afraid I can't stand it, I will go with you all my life. 7. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face. 8. I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for. 9. Who will pay for my loneliness, who will fulfill my romance and be happy without you? I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I will find my own answer! 1 1. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person. 12, you are a halo, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction. 13, I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream. 14. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything. 15, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.