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Create sentences with God (about 30)

(1) Pangu was not created by God, so was he a demon Luo? Were all gods created by goblins?

(2) Ridiculous spiritual courses that claim to bring divine power to people. The price for gaining divine power is to live a life without dignity, absurdity, and ridicule. Finally, I gained a little divine power, but we don’t need divine power in our lives. The conclusion is that spiritual practice cannot make life better, but is stupid.

(3) In Hebrew mythology, the first woman God created for Adam was Lilith, but she had a dispute with Adam and left angrily. When an angel found her by the Red Sea, she She has given birth to many little devils collectively called Lilim with the devil. Because Lilith refused to come back, God took Adam's rib and created Eve.

(4) I rolled up my sleeves, put the pot to the faucet, filled it with water, then opened the "Tathagata Divine Palm" and gave it a move of "Reverse the Universe" first, and then "Darkness of the Sky and Darkness of the Earth". The last one is "so heart-wrenching". After all the hard work, I was so tired that I was "out of breath".

(5) Reporters regard actors as muses, and actors regard themselves as gods. Gods come and go, and no one is a ghost. Everyone is the sun, but I think the moon is valuable.

(6) Dad looked very cautious when he woke up early this morning. It turned out that the eldest sister was going to bring a man and a woman to judge whether he was qualified to be his bed partner.

(7) Passing through thousands of enemy troops to bring you God’s help.

(8) I rolled up my sleeves, put the pot to the faucet, filled it with water, then opened the "Tathagata Divine Palm" and gave it a move of "Reverse the Universe" first, and then "Darkness of the Sky and Darkness of the Earth". Finally, let’s have a “heart-stirring” moment. After all the hard work, I was so tired that I was "out of breath".

(9) The triumphant return is full of joy, and the smoke of the college entrance examination has lingering fragrance. Who is the hero who is flying and domineering? He becomes famous in one battle and shakes up the world. Pointing to the unnamed lake in the country, it is the Tsinghua University Park for national scientific research. In order to make China strong and prosperous, continue to study hard. Aim high and see all the small mountains!

(10) Today is the White Dew. Taking advantage of this best time, I will send magical cool dew to all the beauties and handsome men. One drop of lishixinzhi for each person, everyone has a share! May it bring you good luck, happiness and good fortune throughout your life! It can also relieve the scorching heat!

(11) Fairy tales make dreams beautiful, science fiction makes the future magical, knowledge makes the weak strong, and culture makes the poor rich. On International Literacy Day, for the sake of a happy life for mankind, literacy work should be carried out to the end and popularized in every corner of the world.

(12) I woke up early in the morning and forgot to eat. I was too distracted to work. I thought about it and came to the conclusion: Oh my God, it turns out that God is not aware of it. On Halloween night, you, a little devil, was killed. Seduced the soul!

(13) When the summer vacation comes, the spirit will be high, and the heart will be carefree and happy. Singing all the way through the countryside, all the birds chirping in my ears. The air is fresh, the water is clear, and the scenery is stunningly beautiful. The camaraderie of friends walking together and the happiness growing in the laughter. Happy summer vacation!

(14) On the auspicious day of opening, I will give you the palm of the Tathagata to block wealth from all directions. I will give you the Nine Sun Magic Power to show your prosperity and popularity. I will give you the moonlight box to extract the pearls and treasures. I will give you my friendly blessings. Gather wealth and confidence, I wish you a house full of gold and a prosperous business!

(15) When the thatched cottage has an owner, it is like a fairy flying from a small stone cave, or a dragon hiding in the shallow stream.

(16) Only Delos agreed to become the birthplace of the future god.

(17) Do I have to tell you about Tathagata’s Palm even though I have learned it? Stephen Chow?

(18) For junior high school students entering adolescence, the emergence of secondary sexual characteristics brings mystery to teenagers, and they begin to have many confusions, contradictions, and worries that they have never had in the past.

(19) I found myself so excited that I couldn't sit still or think. I think only those who have regained their freedom and are about to embark on a new journey can feel the excitement of unveiling the mystery of the future. I hope to cross the border and shake hands with my friends. I hope the water in the Pacific Ocean is as blue as in my dreams. I hope.

(20) Proposal Tips: The first type of Sunflower Acupoint Pointing Hand, use your unremitting actions to make her moved by you, the second type of Tianma Meteor Fist, combine your romance and careful thoughts to make her feel Warm. The third form of the Tathagata Palm, determines the world with one palm, melt her heart with your sincerity, and move forward.

(21) Put your sadness aside for now and have a good sleep tonight; your worries are gone all night, and you wake up refreshed in the morning; there is a smile on your lips and frown on your face, your work goes smoothly and your life is good; take a look at the text messages you receive, Forget your worries with a knowing smile.

(22) The little rabbit representing the Year of the Rabbit is the most festive and auspicious omen. People born in the Year of the Rabbit are amiable, loyal and reliable, although they appear mysterious on the surface, and they are a little willing to wipe away tears.

(23) I didn’t believe in God before, because if I believed in God, I would have to believe in retribution. I'm afraid of retribution, so I don't want to believe it. God did not come later, but retribution came first. A vast sea of ??books?

(24) Baidu found himself so excited that he could not sit down and think quietly. Baidu thought that only those who had regained their freedom and were about to embark on a new journey could feel it. The excitement of unveiling the mysteries of the future.

(25) The ruling thought of the Qin Dynasty was a miscellaneous thought, which used religious and theological thoughts to deify rule.

(26) But Singer counters that this is just a natural extension of the argument that "free will is an illusion", which he feels has been supported by decades of neuroscience research.

(27) I found that I was so excited that I couldn’t even sit down and think quietly. I think only those who have regained their freedom and are about to embark on a new journey can feel that this is about to be revealed. The impulsive state of mind where the future is mysterious.

(28) I think only those who have regained their freedom and are about to embark on a new journey can feel the excitement of unveiling the mystery of the future.

(29) I found myself so excited that I couldn’t sit down and think quietly. I think only those who have regained their freedom and are about to embark on a new journey can feel this impending The excitement of unveiling the mysteries of the future.

(30) When people are cornered by them

There is a group of powerful beings who claim to be gods and use powerful force to suppress them respectively

Later, the gods passed on their strength training methods to humans.