A short sentence that makes people laugh, a short sentence that makes people laugh for one second.

1. The game can't hurt me anymore. My head was blown off by my brother and sister across the street. My heart is as painful as a mask of pain, and my cry is as loud as a reverberating wand.

2. ldquo What have you eaten? How can you fart so smelly? What, you still want the formula?

3. strong & gt One-second funny phrase:

4. Although I have always been single, one day I will send my children directly in my circle of friends.

5, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.

6. If you don't meet the prince, can't you meet a few managers?

7. Who can tell me how many packets of spicy strips I have to eat to become a hot girl?

You can borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my daughter-in-law first. Don't you have a wife Yeah, so it's not negotiable!

9. In this final exam, I will use my strength to tell you how many students are in Grade One.

10, I'd rather be green than break up with you, and you still say I don't love you?

1 1. Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

12, nice collarbone unchanged, funny belly bouncing!

13, how great a knowledgeable person is. Their brains are like cobwebs, small insects with all the knowledge. And my brain is like a watermelon skin. When I stepped on all my knowledge, I slipped away without a trace.

14, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a girl has been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.

15, as long as he is not public, you are still single. He raises fish, you build ponds, and everyone is Neptune.

16, at the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!

17, growing up, I mastered a special skill and didn't learn other skills. You can sleep well during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

18, as long as I eat myself round enough, no one will look down on me.

19, if my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

20. I talked about dreams when I was a child and didn't want to sleep all night. Now when it comes to dreams, I want to sleep quickly.

2 1, I used to be happy when I had no money, but now it's amazing. Not only do I have no money, but I also lose my happiness. What is more exasperating is that I am old.

22. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

23. Sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be an ordinary person.

As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.

25. Please enter the password: wrong input, wrong input, wrong input, reset the password: Hello, the new password cannot be the same as the old password!

26, tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight. Take a bath, burn on the left and freeze to death on the right.

Strong & gt make people laugh:

28. Some people are often scolded for sleeping late every day. Really too wronged, pigs get up earlier than you.

29. I pursue my dream. People said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. It turned out to be really childish and ridiculous.

30. Take orders today: drink milk tea and juice, eat ice cream, eat fruit, and don't want to eat anything else for the time being.

3 1, some people say not to complain often, because life is like knowing whether drinking water is cold or warm. I want to ask you if you are too hot to shout.

32. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

33. Sometimes you will doubt your ability. Don't worry. Sometimes you are right, and there is something wrong with your ability.

34. What's the worst injury you've ever suffered playing basketball? Watch your opponent's girlfriend feed him water.

35, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

36. Actually, I'm not completely afraid of society. If I have friends around me, I am suffering from social ox B, and my laughter is louder than that big horn.

37. I want to shit, and the toilet is nearby, but I won't go, so I have to shit in my pants.

38. You should not always be dissatisfied with others. You should always review yourself first, and then ask yourself, how did you know this person blindly in the first place?