Funny things to say about mosquitoes. Humorous things to say about mosquitoes.

1. I was covered in mosquito bites. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. Cried happily. I really want to grab it.

2. Time flies so fast. It’s the beginning of autumn and I feel a little cooler. When will the mosquitoes disappear completely? Baby Xiong was bitten seven or eight times in the morning.

3. I just saw the spring water in the sunshine, and it was as clear as if it had been washed outside the window. Unfortunately, Tianjin, cicadas are too noisy. This superficial, crazy and persistent cry is simply the end of beauty. The irritability of poetry being disturbed is like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

4. Since the beginning of summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. There were so many fresh meats in the house, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to get evenly wet with rain and dew, but the mosquito refused to listen! This mosquito just bit me, just bit me! How can you say this is so embarrassing for my tender flesh? Isn’t that right? Last night, I had to Mosquito harassment. I have been arresting everywhere, and I have not slept all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you are finally here.

5. When I take a shower in the summer, I always feel like I am washing vegetables for mosquitoes!

6. A mosquito bite left a heart shape on my thigh!

7. The mosquito bags on my body can be turned into a magic circle when connected together.

8. I can’t bear to be hurt if I see mosquitoes flying on my homework book in broad daylight; there are no mosquitoes before going to bed, but when I wake up, my body is covered with lumps, and I can’t bear to be hurt.

9. The wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bumps on my forehead. I don't know whether they are mosquito bumps or acne." The master heard this and said, "Is it black? It must be acne." "It's not black. "Oh, it's me." "That must be a mosquito bag!"

10. When I find a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction is not to kill it, but to take a photo. So now I have a big bag on my face.

11. After three days of using ml and gram, the mosquito bites became more and more joyful. I will help you apply some condiments for your meals. Do you want to be quiet?