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Moderator: (Opening music) How are the audience friends? Ladies, ladies, welcome to shenyang institute of chemical technology, welcome to the terrible jacket-six plus one of roses! Today, I will bring you six mysterious guests to see if I can match them quickly. All right, please welcome our male guest. (Male guest appearance, music, modeling) The first hero, the director of the World Renewable Resources Development Center, the collector of waste materials, Mr. Jane Bran! Awarded the lifetime achievement award by the famous American economic magazine!

M 1: I tell you responsibly again that I am an archaeologist! I don't pick up garbage!

Master: Male No.2, Mr. Xiao Bangzi, an American musician and world famous composer! He discovered the unified law of livestock in 2008, and was awarded the Nobel Prize for Music that year!

Man 2: Hello, everyone! As a senior musician, I have been engaged in music theory research for many years. After countless painstaking efforts and tempering, I finally found my dream instrument! (whispering to the host)

Master: Mr. Xiao Bangzi means to play a song for everyone with his musical instrument!

Man 2: (rummaging, whistling)

Host: OK, OK (blocked)

Man 2: I still have two chapters to write!

Lord: Ah! There are two more chapters. There are two more chapters! Next, please welcome the male guest No.3, the famous Internet search engine dumb tiger CPU, Mr. Bill. The trouser pocket operating system he invented liberated the feet of netizens!

Man 3: The night gave me black eyes, so I can't see the light! (Go in the opposite direction)

Moderator: Over there, there are male guests! Ok, let's move on, please bring out our female guests! I believe that the three male guests have brought a lot of visual impact to everyone!

(Female guests appear, men dress up as women, music, modeling)

Moderator: Please welcome female No.1, Miss Kournikova Chen, a graduate student of Chinese Department of Spicy Technology University!

Woman 1: A little bee ran into a flashlight. Ouch, it hurts. Her head was knocked out. She sang so well that there was no applause! Hello, everyone, I am a lovely female number one!

Host: OK, let's clap for number one! Here is female number two! Miss Lin Daiyu, spokesperson of national industry and president of Sanya Fisheries Company!

Woman 2: What are you looking at? Male color, appearance is not everything to me! It depends on the mind!

Master: Next, please welcome our female number three! National first-class gymnast, director of Guanyin in Central City Spring Festival Evening, is this miss ice cream? Miss binqipao, binqimaqi donkey, and its mule. . . . .

Woman 2: Ah, eight, eight.

Lord: Ah, Miss Binchiba! Thank you very much for all the sponsorship provided by headline bird clothing for our talent column! Let's enter our formal link, the first level, love at first sight! There is a selector on the table of six guests. I count to one, two, three, and choose the guest with the best first impression! Ok, one, two, three (strike table), alas, the shriveled calf! It crashed again! Oh, I'm sorry, I was a little rude! I lost my temper. In this case, in the most primitive way, please highlight the title board!

(male 2 males and 3 females 1, male 1 female 3, female 2 females and 3 males, female 1 male 2).

There was a very dramatic scene. Two male guests chose a female guest at the same time, and two female guests chose a male guest at the same time! Then let's ask, what made you win the hearts of many male guests, our No.1 female, Miss Kournikova Chen?

Female 1: I have a secret! (Singing) I am a girl, a lovely girl, a girl, a beautiful girl!

Lord: Ah, very wonderful, very wonderful! I didn't expect such a lovely female number one to say such mature words! Let's interview the equally attractive male number three and male number three. What do you think made you win the hearts of female guests?

Man 3: The night gave me black eyes. I think my deep eyes conquered them!

Compere: In that case, let's interview Female No.2 without one vote. What is the reason for female number two? Why didn't the three male guests choose you?

Woman 2: What do men know now? It depends on the thought, look back!

Lord: I didn't expect our female number two to be not only gentle and touching in appearance, but also so gentle in speech! Not ordinary, Meters Bang Wei Band-Aid, thank you for sponsoring the Band-Aid! Let's enter the sub-link of the first link! Love BSB, ah! Love BBS! I believe that everyone will have a first love, because at this age, the first love may be unforgettable or unforgettable for life! Then I would like to ask, what do the six guests think of first love? Please welcome our first hero in turn!

Male 1: First love is a mine during World War II. It's nerve-racking when buried, and it's nerve-racking when dug up!

Lord: I didn't expect such a dangerous topic to be said so flatly by our first hero! Female number one, what do you think of the topic of first love?

Female 1: First love is sour and sweet, forget it!

Lord: in word and deed, our female number one is full of maturity. Ask Male Number Two again! What do you think of this problem?

Man 2: As a musician, this is my attitude towards first love. I think first love is like a song with two pages missing. Eating is tasteless, but it is a pity to abandon it. If it must be expressed in words, I hope it is music, that's all (whistling).

Master: OK, OK, there are two chapters left unfinished, and there are two chapters left unfinished! In order, let's ask female number two! Excuse me, Miss Lin Daiyu.

Woman 2: It's my turn! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! Well, first love. Oh, mom, I'm sorry. (Woman 3 grabs the wheat) What are you doing? Grab it! Ah, eight or eight places, grab something, grab it, grab it, I don't need it, it's a big thing!

Man 3: Oh, stop arguing. I can't see clearly!

Master: Male number three, be careful, don't lose your temper! Don't lose your cool! Ah, female number three, what's your attitude towards first love? It seems that female number three is very willing to use body language!

Woman 3: Ah, eight, eight. . . . . . . . . . . .

Moderator: Woman No.3 gave a wonderful speech. Maybe the audience friends don't know much about this sign language. Let me translate it for you! Ah, my first love happened at 1888!

Man 1: What is it? God, this thing is so old!

Master: Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, it's rude.

Male 1: My lords.

Lord: That's rude! Thank you very much for your discussion on first love. Let's move on to the next step!

Man 3: Wait a minute. Are you pretending I'm not watching? Why did you leave me alone?

Lord: Ah, I mean the next link is the comprehensive and systematic exposition of first love by Male No.3!

Man 3: The night gave me black eyes. I remember when I first fell in love, I still had a pair of cool eyes. I use them to stare at her affectionately every day, affectionate and affectionate. . . . . . However, due to excessive use of eyes, my eyes have become bottomless. Alas, the past is unbearable, and I am blind.

Lord: I didn't expect our male number three to have as deep thoughts as his eyes! After the first session, we saw that all six guests had a comprehensive and systematic exposition, and then we went to the next session, soul confrontation! I want to eat blue bottles of sauerkraut. The Sanjing brand glucose sauerkraut produced by Harvard Pharmaceutical Factory No.6 is delicious! At the stage of our soul-to-soul confrontation, our six guests are free to ask questions and discuss a topic together. So which guest has the most courage? (Man raises his hand) Okay. Excuse me!

Man 2: (Salute) I want to ask the number one female player across the street. As a professional musician, I am destined to wander for a long time in my life. If one day we walk into the marriage hall hand in hand, I wonder if you would like to wait for me at home or travel with me?

Moderator: Female number one is a little shy. How about some applause?

Female 1: Marry a chicken with a chicken, a dog with a dog, and a musician, which means going all over the world!

Lord: I wonder if the first hero is satisfied with the answer of the second woman?

Male 1: me. . . I am so satisfied! My mood now can only be expressed by a piece of music (I want to play)

Master: OK, OK, there are still two chapters left to finish. . . . . . The next question is. . . Male number three

Male 3: I want to ask female 2, how can you bear my deep eyes when we get married?

Woman 2: It's embarrassing to talk about marriage without any problems. Let's go back and talk about it! Stop it. Go back and talk.

Lord: Woman 2' s answer is full of suspense. I wonder if male number three is satisfied?

Man 3: What do you think this is? (Pick your eyes)

Lord: Are they tears?

Man 3: No, my eyes are going to vomit!

Master: OK, let's keep asking questions! Oh, it should be the first hero in order.

Male 1: Just come early! I want to ask female number three, when did your first love happen?

Woman 3: Ah. . . Ah, eight, eight. . . . . .

Man 1: You see, I said 1888 (rushing out).

Host: Relax, it's rude, it's rude.

M 1: I told you about my lords.

Lord: That's rude! Let's move on to the next step, and then. . . . . . Ah, it seems that male number three still has questions to ask, please.

Man 3: I want to ask woman 3, what do you mean by always?

(Female 3 writes a note and the host hands it in)

Host: Please have a look!

Man 3: The night gave me black eyes. Do you think this is interesting, Mr. moderator?

Lord: Thank you very much for such a wonderful speech by Male No.3. Our beautiful female No.3 wrote a love poem. The content of the poem is like this. . . It's a mute! A Dai, what are you doing here? You're crazy. You're crazy. After the tense meeting, let's relax! Too many times, no stains! Our three beautiful female guests will bring you a talent show! Let's cheer for you, ok? The following is female number one, and the program she brought us today is music poetry reading!

Female 1: I will recite a famous poem by Mr. Su, a famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, "When is the fifteenth month?" When is the moon? Asking for wine from heaven, I don't know the palace in heaven. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. I bowed my head sadly. Don't be idle and turn my head white. Do you know it is green, fat, red and thin? Thank you so-so. Oh, my gold, me. (Blow a kiss)

Lord: the talent of female number one is really outstanding. Ah, female number two can't wait!

Woman 2: I just want to be a lady, have a baby, study with the whole family and live a happy life! I brought you a song, Lydia. (Singing) God, I'm out of tune. I can't keep up. I sing very well! Thank you!

Master: lip-synching, very good! Our usually taciturn female number three is finally eager to try. I wonder what she brought to everyone.

Woman 2: What can she do as a disabled person?

(whispering)

Lord: Cyndi Wang's crooked eyelashes!

(Dance "Curled Eyelashes")

I didn't expect that our three female guests were not only young and beautiful, but also stunted!

Woman 2: What are you talking about? Not married yet!

Audiences outside the venue can also participate in our activities. Do you have a suitable candidate? Mobile users edit short message BT to 1 10, Unicom users edit short message SB to 1 19, and PHS users edit short message UFO to 163! We will have a prize-free question and answer! Draw out the unfortunate audience! Thank you very much for the support of Rossini Watch Industry! Ah, as far as speed dating is concerned, we will enter the last link, which is confession. Which of the three male guests has the most courage to speak his mind? Oh, it's male number two. (takes out a flower from the big box)

Man 2: (Take out the flowers and sing) Will you accept my love?

Female 1: Sure, but I have a small request!

Man 2: Don't say one, just two!

Female 1: Will you only engage in music and not sing in the future?

Man 2: Yes!

Good, very good, this program has finally successfully matched a pair of predestined friends since its launch! Who is our male guest? Go ahead. . . . Is the third knowledgeable person! (Male No.3 comes out and walks up to female No.2)

Woman 2: If you have anything to say, just.

Go ahead, it's holding up.

Man 3: (knocking down with a stick) Woman 3, the night gave me black eyes. Through it, I found that your interpretation language is very good. If you accept me, please take my literacy stick!

Man 1: Wait a minute!

The first hero was very impulsive, and now the game is getting hot!

Male 1: female number three, you are like a skeleton in the pyramid. If you are willing to accept my love, please take my magnifying glass. The night also gave me black eyes! (Woman 3 opens her eyes and leaves)

Man 3: Why did you throw the magnifying glass underground?

M 1: He turned me down. . . . Rejected you! (Male 3 insists on closing)

Man 3: (picks up the magnifying glass and walks away)

Lord: male number three, male number three.

Man 3: The night gave me black eyes. I'm going to find the light!

God: You prodigal son of a bitch, why did you run away? Ah, rude, rude!

Man 3: Ouch! ! !

Host: Well, our speed dating session continues. Let's bless the predestined friends together and let them go further and further on the road of love! Ok, now the two sides exchange gifts! (Music) What a touching scene. Oh? Female number one sent a calligraphy and painting (animal without rein) to male number two, which read. . . . . . . Good word! Good word! Let's applaud the lovers again! Ok, today's rose appointment program is here to say goodbye to everyone! (To Woman 2) Get up, the program is over! Curtain call! Audience friends, the next program is more exciting!

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