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What are some funny sentences about not having a boyfriend?

There are the following:

1, I can't read those signatures. Don't bother. Who is bothering you? Will you let him bother me?

2. Does anyone need a light bulb? No other meaning, just want to see love up close.

Grandpa Dong can't stand it. It's snowing heavily, let me make a snowman boyfriend.

4. Classmate, I am sick again! Suddenly! Suddenly! Suddenly! I really want to find a boyfriend

5. Don't recommend me Valentine's Day items. Make a boyfriend first.