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Happy mood phrase

1, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

I never lie, except this sentence.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out!

5, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

6. After many years, Little Loli still became Sister Xianglin.

7. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

8. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

9. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

10, I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu.

1 1, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

12, all the people I like are on the hard disk.

13, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

14, the earth is too dangerous. I want to move to Mars.

15, if you don't talk to me again, I'll run to your downstairs and sing "uneasy"

16, freshman: Why are you late? Sophomore: Why didn't you come to class today? Junior: Do you have any classes? Senior: Why did you go to class?

17, "happiness" means that cats eat fish! Dogs eat meat! Altman hits the little monster

18, God deceived everyone, in fact, hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

19, I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

20. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

2 1. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

22. I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

23. What about egg pain? Rub eggs. Go on!

In Japan, poop is sacred, and people there call it luck.

25. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

26. Just when I stressed the need to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

27. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

On happy mood phrases

On happy mood phrases

1 526, I want to be happy, but I can't. What should I do? It's strange that you can't be happy when you mention guests and find jokes!

2, life is colorful, I only love bright colors, life is changeable, I only choose a happy day. Life is short, the years are impermanent, so why not cherish the present time, laugh heartily and let life bloom! 5.26 If I want to have fun, come too!

If my life is a little gloomy, I will collect sunshine and light up my heart. If I am a little tired today, I will get up the courage and run forward bravely! No matter what life is like, the direction is in my hands! 5.26 I want to be happy!

4. The complicated life is always busy, and the complicated trifles make us have no time to take care of our former friendship. Sparse contact does not mean permanent forgetting; Occasionally greeting, with warm care; Are you happy on this special day? Don't forget 526, don't forget to be happy every day! ! !

Only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life; Only those who have worked hard know that happiness is hard to come by; Only when you have a good rest can you have plenty of energy to struggle; Only people who know 526 will be happy every day! ! !

6. I ran across the happy zebra crossing, crossed the happy traffic lights and set foot on the happy pedestrian street. Life seems to be on the overpass, and the wonderful taste lifts me up. I want to be happy, happy and happy.

7. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Life is stressful, and paragraphs are used to adjust. You are happy, and I am happy; You are not happy, I am happy; You don't allow me to be happy, I am secretly happy; You call me stupid, and I'm happy; It's 526 anyway! I want to be happy!

I love music! I want to be happy! He tossed and turned, he was beautiful, he was a magpie, he made you cry and laugh, and I was very happy!

9. Simple happiness will last for a long time, busy life will be enriched, hard life will be wonderful, considerate blessings will be happy, and a happy mood will solve fatigue! May 526 be happy.

10, smile in the morning, life has emotional appeal, smile at ordinary times, be happy and lively, laugh at troubles, forget everything, laugh happily, what a beautiful day. Seeing 526, why don't you laugh, don't laugh, and happiness will be around from now on!

1 1, life is full of laughter, how happy it is to be here. Peace and good luck arrive early, and only give you a hug today. May you be happy as a flower and happy downstream. Colorful 526, a year later.

12,526 I want to be happy, the peak is busy with flowers, and butterflies fly and laugh a lot. I want to be happy, buy a bottle of wine to drink by myself and knock a plate of melon seeds by myself. I want to be happy, just drag it out in a short day, and laugh off the big troubles.

13, if you are in spring, please bloom the most beautiful flowers; If you are in summer, please release unlimited vitality; If you are autumn, please remember to harvest sweet fruits; If you are in winter, please remember the elegance of Xun Mei. If you are who you are today, please enjoy it! I want to be happy!

14,526 I want to be happy, throw away my troubles, turn off my cell phone, cancel my appointment and unplug my computer; Sitting in a rocking chair, drinking wine, a plate of fruit, a fairy. I want to be happy and enjoy the present. Tomorrow morning, the old man will return to his youth.

15. Smile is a ray of new green in spring, a ray of sunshine in autumn, a shade in the scorching sun, and a plum blossom in the winter snow ... Face it with a smile, and you will feel that life is so warm and sweet!

16, the air is fresh in the morning and everything goes well; Sunny morning, double pay; Afternoon, the breeze is fine, the youth is not old, 526,526 is good!

17526 I want to be happy, leave my troubles behind, step on my feet, hold happiness in my arms and hang it on my lips. Today is May 26th, remember to make yourself happy!

18, happiness is the simplest and greatest language of human beings! It can convey love, passion and best wishes! Therefore, I want to be happy, let happy notes run through my life and create a happy world. Life should be like this? !

19, in the face of failure, don't be discouraged, success is calling ahead; In the face of suffering, don't give up, the dawn is calling ahead; In the face of sadness, be optimistic and let happiness treat you. I want to be happy, and I wish you a happy mood!

20. "Life is a beautiful scenery, and happiness is a state of mind. See peach blossoms in spring, willow trees in summer, chrysanthemums in autumn and plums in winter. May happiness accompany you. Sunny, romantic sunset, happy every day! "

2 1, when busy, you often need a soft greeting; In the hustle and bustle, I often long for a quiet peace; In life, it is an unshirkable responsibility to bring blessings to friends. I wish 526 happiness, peace, serenity, happiness and happiness!

22. If you are not happy enough, don't frown. Life is too short to practice penance. Open the dusty doors and windows, and let the sunshine and rain cover every corner. Sincerely bless you: 526 happy, happy every day, happy every second! ! !

23. When I was a child, I hoped I would grow up quickly. When I grew up, I found that I lost my childhood. When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. A lot of things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, and only after they are obtained do they begin to understand, and what they get is also lost. Life is only a few decades, and the most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others; Everyone always has secrets that they don't want to disclose, so don't force them; In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

24. Xiaoxi said that although it is not a big river, it can flow happily; Xiaocao said that although he is not a big tree, he is very happy to green his home. The bird says it is not an eagle, but it is happy to fly freely. I want to be happy, I want to relax, and you are happy!

25, depression is short-lived, happiness is eternal, all troubles, laugh it off. I want to be happy, happiness belongs to you and me!

26. "I really want to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Is to put the pressure K out, then T is anxious, and finally I will make a V gesture! 5.26, I want to be happy! "

27. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less. Happiness is not because you know how to enjoy first, but because you know how to be grateful. Say hello on this happy day, relax and be happy!

28,526, here we are. I'm happy if you're happy. I am happy to enjoy the blue sky, I am happy to have relatives, I am happy to see lovely children, and I am happy to think about the future of my motherland; I am happy when I think of my parents, colleagues and friends, birds and sunshine. 526, how happy ah, bless the streets are happy!

29. Let troubles grow wings and fly far away without a trace; Wear glasses to grieve, block the line of sight, and gradually forget; Hide happiness in your heart, take good care of it and cherish it. I want to be happy, let happiness hug me tightly.

30. enlarge the living space and listen to the beauty with your heart; Enlarge your mind and face it optimistically and openly; Look forward to the blueprint of happiness and live a happy life. I want to be happy and let happiness surround you!

3 1, the storm blew away the troubles, the sadness was swallowed up by the tsunami, the depression turned into hail with the rain, and the earthquake took away the tasteless and boring. Finally, I wish you a happy and carefree life in the volcano.

32. "Are there any festivals that have holidays every year but make you feel different? 5.26, I want to be happy, everyone is happy! "

33, hand in hand with happiness, shoulder to shoulder with good luck, let joy follow, let happiness follow. I want happiness, I wish you happiness, happiness is within reach!

34,526, I want to be happy and give you a cash cow. I hope you will think twice before you act, repent, learn from the lessons of money and start an unprecedented career in money. From then on, money is everywhere, and money is everywhere!

35. The earth turned once, and the happy 526 came again. With the breeze, I released my arms. Today, I'm just joking, worrying, packing a bag, flying a big foot and sending them to the sky. Life is rich and colorful, and you will never get old if you are happy.

Happy phrase mood

1. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

The sweat and tears you shed today are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major.

The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

I turn on the TV to watch the advertisement. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

Hold you in my hand and close my palm. I can't stop you!

6. Tianya, there is one thing I have been keeping from you. In fact, I am Altman.

7. I want to raise a schnauzer as my youngest son in the future, haha.

8. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God: I want to live too!

9. I get dizzy when I take a boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

10, independent if you want to get married; If you want a divorce, your children are independent.

1 1. Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

12, when I find my wife, I will ask you as soon as possible, where have you been all these years?

13, save water, can I take a shower with my girlfriend?

14, youth owes me 10 million, and I will never let it go.

15, I am an animal when I put on my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I take off my clothes.

16, what you said made me more sure that you grew up eating Sanlu milk powder.

17, the old man flies the plane, the second one blows up, the third one blows up and the fourth one applauds.

18. A captain who can't fly a plane is not a good driver.

19, the current sexual standard is to have a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

20. If I can jump into the sea, can I go to the Dead Sea? I want to die especially.

2 1, the most important topic for men is to talk about their own women, while the most relaxed topic for men is to talk about other people's women.

22. Since I got mental derangement, people have been much more energetic.

23. (Say phrases) Trees have rings and people have wrinkles!

24.A B, go north to NB, and go south to NB.

25. endure the pain of breaking up with the quilt every morning.

26. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that a dead mouse can't touch the cold.

27. Go to the hospital for a physical examination and pass the ENT. After careful examination, the doctor wrote a handsome name on my physical examination form.

28. If one day, you find yourself as smart as a dog, you will become a fairy.

29. What woman was not pursued by scum when she was young?

30. I once had the opportunity to become a rich second generation. My father didn't cherish it.

3 1, welcome to your moon, my heart, the good man is me, I am Zeng.

32. The joke is getting lower and lower, because life is getting harder and harder.

33. Are you a wolf in sheep's clothing or a sheep in wolf's clothing?

34. There was a pig standing under a street lamp, and a man ran over and said. Found a nocturnal pig.

35, the fragrance is fluttering, drinking more than 100 million people a year, and the body can circle the earth twice.

36. Talk to you and tell me that my level is gone.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burns books. I cann't believe it didn't burn out

38. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

39. It was love at first sight, but it started at first sight.

40. I can aim at your head easily, but I'll blow your balls off.

4 1, you stole my heart. If you don't want it, I will kill you.

42. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

44. Do you want a better attitude, a better state and a better attitude? Then be a pervert

45. When will there be a bright moon? Ask about Sky Wine. The sky said, fuck you, I am so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself!

Quotations about happy mood

1, laugh when you are happy, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, it's no big deal

I think having you is the happiest and best time.

Playing with you is the happiest thing.

You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.

5, a person, a song, a little emotion, enjoy this different night.

6, so you will be jealous of me! I'm really happy!

7. I dreamed that I was dead yesterday, and I seemed very happy. . .

8. People are not afraid to walk in the dark, but they are afraid that there is no light in their hearts.

9. Live well when you are happy, and cherish yourself when you are unhappy.

10, I am so happy and surprised today. I cann't believe my male god called me on his own initiative

1 1. In the exam, the happiness of always comparing the right ones.

12, listening to a joke in the early morning can make the whole day very happy.

13, every time I chat with you, it doesn't exceed 4 minutes, but I am very happy during these 4 minutes.

14, the most romantic thing I can think of is to stay at home and watch TV.

15, I feel so happy even if I meet you in my dream.

16, so happy, there are many paella.

17, although the confession to her was rejected, I was still very happy.

18, I can see from your heart that I am the happiest when I am with you.

19, I saw him again today and smiled happily.

20. It's fun to have supper with the male god, just like dreaming.

2 1, Spongebob is happy every day because he has Patrick.

22. Today, I finally issued my summer school uniform. I am very happy. It's my favorite style again, Ou Ye.

23, I am nervous, happy can be silly, uncomfortable can cry dizzy, don't mess with me.

As long as you are in a good mood and good state of mind, tomorrow will be sunny.

25, be happy, be sad, we will all be sad. Honey, she betrayed you, and we will never.

26. Maybe you always smell like me, so I smile happily when I see you.

You know how happy I was when you kissed me in front of my best friend and your buddy last night.

28. I am a girl who curses when she is angry.

I will go shopping with him tomorrow. I'm so happy.

30. My relationship with the media is very unusual. The food I ate was reported in the news.

3 1, I want to tell you that meeting you is my happiest thing.

32. Happiness was once our toy.

33. Knowing you is both fun and annoying.

34. I am a courageous girl who laughs heartlessly.

35. Good memories are false, and the days to be lived in the future are real.

36. Your sister is pulling capital, and you are pulling coquettish.

37. The male god said yesterday that he would buy a dress from me. I feel so happy!

38. The happiest thing in my life is being praised for being beautiful.

39. The happiest thing for girls is that the male god and her boyfriend are the same person.

40. Seeing your news is happier than solving a geometry problem.

4 1, life is nothing more than having some fun and making yourself happy.

42. I'm glad to have you around.

43, the male god confessed to me, so happy.

44. You are the happiest because you have her.

45. I'm very happy recently and have a great time.

46. Every day, I smile and say to myself, Baby, be happy.

In fact, if the world doesn't bother me, I can live a good life with myself.

48. I found that since I had him, my smile often hung on my face.

Even if I meet you in my dream, I feel so happy.

I'm going shopping with him tomorrow. I'm so happy.

5 1, I might be happier without you.

52, I am nervous, happy silly, uncomfortable dizzy, don't mess with me.

In front of the person you love, smiling is not necessarily true happiness.

It doesn't matter if I'm in a bad mood, as long as you're happy.

55. The happiest thing: I looked up at my watch in class. There was still one minute before school was over, and all the teachers were informed of the meeting by radio.

56, break up, I may be happier and happier.

57. If you get it, cherish it; If you don't get it, don't. How to live happily and how to live smartly.

58. Happy every day, always in a good mood.

59, so you will be jealous of me! I'm really happy!

Do you know how happy I am to see your head beating?

6 1,-It is enough to have someone who can see my sadness and make me happy.

62. I am very happy even if I am performing a one-man show.

I want to tell you that meeting you is my happiest thing.

64. Listening to a joke early in the morning can make you happy all day.

65. I made up with him. I am so happy, hehe.

Do you know how happy I was when you called me back?

67. I feel very happy to see the silver sea that Sister Sakura gave to my brothers.

68. I am very happy, because I am very happy now.

69. I smiled when I saw him chatting so happily with his beautiful woman.

70. I am happy when you are in a good mood.

7 1, I was still thinking about how happy I was when I was with you.

72. I am ordinary, but there is only one.

I dare not look into your eyes because I am too weak. ......