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Please shut up. Thank you.
I thought I had two years to put you in my bed.
-"In fact, I know everything, but I just don't say anything. I'd love to see you do harmless little tricks behind my back, lovely fool. "
-"Originally, your life was only two short years, but you should thank you for pushing me away for the last time for no reason. I was touched by your carelessness. "
-"You are free, Rusal."
-"I have personally sent the gift to your police headquarters, the arms route on two floors, and the population data of two-thirds on the first floor of the slave building ... am I very interesting here? Your father is so happy. "
-"Long life, Rusal."
-"Goodbye, Rusal ... No, Edward. "
……
(two months later)
Bi Er, go to Sister Yun's house for dinner tonight. Sister Yun wants to see you. Go home early.
Guild glory in Bi Er: _(~ 0 ~)_[ Oh ~].
Glory of the Queen of the Guild: I have already told Bi Er ~ ~:)
Hyenas: ... I'm still not used to the cruel fact that you are Sister Yun.
Glory of the Queen of Guild: Oh, come on ~ ~ Although I won your number in the individual regionals, you can completely attribute it to the fact that Morakot boys can't use it ~ ~
Guild glory Bi Er: o(≥ mouth ≤)o Lusal, I will sleep with you at night! ! !
Guild glory hyena: don't even think about you.
Bi Er: o(≥ mouth ≤)o Ah, it's you again! ! Why are you here again! ! ! Sister Yun, get rid of this creep! ! !
"What do you watch with your children?" Edward squinted at a man clutching the keyboard behind him.
"Small what small, she has fucked more men than I have ever seen women." Cloud 14 scoffed.
= =。 "Naive." Edward stretched out his foot and kicked eleven feet, and turned to appease the little girl at the other end of the game.
……
Cloud fourteen stood behind Edward for a long time, and finally couldn't help harassing him. He grabbed his waist and pulled him by his side: "Why do you take this little girl everywhere?"
Edward nudged someone and replied in a bad tone, "I do, it's none of your business."
"You are always on the man's number ~ don't even want your own Sabac for the Sabac in 1 area, huh? ~ Yesterday, I started a siege war for you. No one opened my number, and there was a main force missing in the north of the city. Your brother has a bad face from beginning to end. Hey. " Fourteen complained that he didn't go to Lamar Gate to be his solid backing. Sure enough, Edward was shocked and showed a trace of apology: "Brother is angry?"
Fourteen, with his arms leaning back slightly, he pecked his mouth quickly and dropped a light kiss: "OK, I won."
"Of course." Edward nodded naturally, with a hint of imperceptible pride in his tone.
"Why don't you praise me for using your number well?" There are also true and false grievances in the tone of fourteen.
..... It's a pity that whether it is true or not, Edward won't pay the bill. He raised his eyebrows, patted the wolf's paw with ulterior motives, and clearly spit out a word: "Get out."
Cloud 14 angrily withdrew his hand, turned around and gently rubbed the simple platinum ring on Edward's right hand, with only one finger slightly bent. He felt that his right hand was in the same position, and the shackles brought by the same ring made his heart soft for no reason, and even his tone dropped by three points. He leaned into Edward's ear, sniffed at his neck and sighed slightly: "I didn't go to my sister's house this afternoon." It's still early, otherwise ... "
"Don't even think about it." Edward sneered.
Cloud 14 quickly reached out to pull out the power and was discovered by Edward. The latter reacted quickly and grabbed his hand. After some entanglement, both of them fell off the stool.
With a snort of stuffy, Yun 14 trapped below pretended to be dead with his eyes closed, and his hand did not forget to unplug the power conveniently.
When the screen turns black, the magic is successful.
Cloud 14 rested on her hips, satisfiedly smile in my heart.
Pretend to be a little bitter on your face.
Care is chaos. I felt that the people on my body immediately climbed down from me, sat aside and held my face carefully: "Hey, are you okay?" Edward has just recovered from a serious illness, and his face is completely pale because of nervousness. His little face turned white, looked at the cloud 14, covered his waist, and asked slightly nervously, "Did you flash your waist?"
Cloud fourteen turned his eyes and saw Edward's face. Suddenly he felt a little too much. He immediately stopped pretending, sat up and stopped Edward, holding him firmly in his arms: "I'm fine." With that, he dropped a kiss on his lips.
At this time, Edward also reacted. It turned out that Yun 14 was cheating him. His face was cold and he pushed him away.
I was about to stand up when I tilted my head, but I heard a loud noise and hit the foot of the table heavily.
Edward let out a cry of pain, turned to silence, covered his forehead and stood up.
The foot of the table is on his right.
Cloud fourteen sat underground, watching Edward silently rubbing his forehead, his eyes flushed with acid.
..... During the period when Edward was really in a coma and pretending to be in a coma, even if Yun XIV was told that the debris might damage the brain tissue, he should be prepared that Edward might never wake up in his life (the doctor lied ...). Yun 14 accepted it calmly and calmly, and prepared to take care of that person all his life.
However, at this time, it was all over, and a few months after life finally returned to peace, I was red-eyed by Edward's little moves.
If the corneal transplant works, he won't hesitate.
..... but it's too late to say anything.
He knows.
Pulling people into their arms and hugging them tightly, the cloud 14 was buried between Edward's neck, breathing deeply and with a moist breath. Cloud 14 opened his mouth, trying to say something, only to find that he had lost his voice, as if he had just spit out a cry and something was coming out.
Edward froze, put down his hand and rubbed his forehead. He felt the intense emotional fluctuation of the person who hugged him at the moment, smiled unexpectedly and asked softly, "What's the matter?" As he spoke, he patted Yun Shi Si's head like a child, and finally stayed between his soft black hair, rubbed for a while, paused and smiled: "I'm fine, why are you posing like this?"
"Does it hurt?" A hoarse voice came, and Yun 14 slowly raised his head again, and his broad and warm hand touched Edward's forehead. His mood was slightly stable and his eyes were faintly red.
"This is not a woman. What does it matter if you hit it? " Edward reached out and squeezed Yun 14th's hand, got up from him, went to the window, opened the curtains and watched the last snow outside dancing in the cold wind at the end of winter. Looking up, I suddenly found that the fruit trees planted next to the house could not wait to sprout quietly.
"In fact, it's just that the world suddenly went out by half. But what about this? "
"I just need to change the angle a little, and I can still see the complete scenery."
"So, there's nothing to cry about, Yun XIV." Edward turned and smiled and said, "Don't make me look down on you."
But Yun 14 just frowned tightly and stared at him motionless.
Edward smiled as usual and looked into his black eyes.
"Edward"
"Huh?"
"Let's get married."
"... very good. "
Cloud 14 VS Edward
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Mo Dao regrets now, why didn't he go to work in the newspaper today? ...
I looked at Joshua, who was sitting next to me and had a terrible aura. Mo Dao's mouth twitched for a long time. He had to reach out to the tiger: "Wife, don't be angry. Don't be angry when you are old. "
Then look at the sofa opposite carefully, and sit two children side by side.
..... the steamed stuffed bun has grown up.
Eyebrows are not as rigid as his father's. Seriously, it is really obvious that he is an independent adult. According to Joshua, he has completed some work assigned to him well, and the profits of some legitimate industries are still rising than before. Although it is only a small gap, he can feel his satisfaction from Joshua's words.
..... but ...
Son, that doesn't mean you can scream and tease your father's beard!
"Young man, I said that Ray Gouysse's youngest son is a good match for you, and I was joking ~ ~" Mo Tao sighed helplessly, but in fact, he soon cleared himself of complicity.
Joshua glanced at Mo Dao and lit a cigar. Mo Tao paused halfway, knowing that the man was really annoyed. Suddenly, I also put away the last trace of immorality and turned to be serious. I reached out and touched Yaral's head and said, "Son, this road is not easy."
As soon as the words fell, it suddenly occurred to me that the Mo family old lady had said the same thing. Suddenly, she felt a little sorry that all parents in the world were ordinary.
..... Jalard pursed his lips and glanced at his mother. He was just about to answer when Joshua's cold voice interrupted him: "What do you think of him? He can save you once or twice in the rainforest, and he can save you for a lifetime? " Between words, it is more like complaining that he is not a climate.
"……"
After a moment of silence, Ma Men, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly nodded with an almost imperceptible amplitude and whispered seriously and without losing courtesy: "My answer is: Yes. Mr. Morak. "
Knowing that Joshua was just talking casually, he chose this answer.
Joshua zheng, it seems that I didn't expect to get such an answer. Then he adjusted his expression and sneered, "I didn't ask you." Then he raised his chin and looked at his son sitting opposite him. "I asked him."
When Yaral saw the topic return to himself, his back froze and he sat back subconsciously.
..... This Xiong Haizi, you think that when I came out with your stepmother, I didn't mess around with your grandmother's kitchen knife at a critical moment. Mo Dao silently shook his head, but he couldn't help patting Joshua on the shoulder: "Don't scare the children."
"Don't be afraid? See what child you brought up through your gentle education? " Joshua patted Mo Island's hand.
Mo Dao put his hand behind his back and felt quite wronged: "We are excellent in all aspects of Yarra except finding a male daughter-in-law!"
"Excellent in all aspects? You are blind. " Joshua suddenly stood up from the sofa, and Butler Burr was sharp-eyed and quickly followed him.
..... The way children are educated is the only reason why every loving couple quarrels.
Mo Dao knew that Joshua was short of breath at this time, so he didn't care about the ginseng cock. He was busy appeasing the two children who stood up and said nothing, nothing.
Looking at Yaral's frown, in fact, Mo Dao has been worried. At that moment, he suddenly realized the feeling of sadness and joy of the Mojia old lady ... to be exact, there was nothing to be "happy". If his son is not obedient to marry a wife and have children when he grows up, but falls in love with a man, this is a kind of opinion, then ... he can only reluctantly "like" a "like".
Mo Dao rubbed his eyebrows. "How long have you two been together?"
"Five months ..." At the bar, Joshua was obviously sneering, and Jalard gritted his teeth. "Well, counting the time we met online, it's about more than a year."
"Online?" Mo Shimao said.
Maman looked at Yaral and wondered if the child could follow the script he had conceived before without adding lines. Yaral seemed to feel his slip of the tongue, and Bitter Melon turned his face to Maman.
Mo Island was at a loss: "Still online dating ..."
"... no. "
"You have no soil ~"
"I said nothing." Yaral's face is as red as a monkey's ass.
Modao looked back at Joshua, who was taking out a bottle of red wine from the lower floor of the wine cabinet. A little peace of mind, low voice: "I know it's inappropriate for me to ask, but how far are you ...? "
Yaral was speechless with his mouth open this time, and the horse replied with a straight face: "What should be done has been done."
Um-
Knock-knock-
"Burr, catch him! ! ! "Mo Dao jumped up and stood on the sofa:" Drop the gun! " "
The red wine bottle broke all over the floor, and Burr hung his first stop aside, afraid to lift his head.
The muzzle of the pocket pistol pointed at the other side of Mamam.
The latter just stood quietly in the same place and fearlessly greeted Joshua's cold eyes.
"Joshua Morak, please put the gun down." Mo Dao jumped over the sofa, jumped directly to the other side of the sofa and walked proudly to Joshua.
Walking barefoot by a piece of glass without blinking.
Joshua frowned at once, then slowly put down the gun, grabbed the arm of the oncoming person and held it in the air.
"Get out."
Leave only one monosyllabic word, and then turn around and go upstairs without hesitation.
After reading the background of the two, the stepmother complained with a vibrato, and could vaguely hear "gun", "child" and "Are you ashamed?"
Immediately, when my left hand was burning, I felt a warm and generous hand holding me.
Yaral winked and turned his face to look at Mamen.
Ma's expression softened a little, and he touched Jalard's face. "You go first, call Teacher Mo's home and say hello."
Yaral frowned and shook his head silently.
Mamam sighed helplessly, only coaxed, "Will you come back tomorrow?"
Yaral still shook his head, convinced that if he appeared with Mamen again tomorrow, he would have to climb over the wall and enter the yard.
As if he saw Yaral's worry, Mamen could do nothing now, so he had to hug the former gently and pat him on the back calmly.
But I didn't find that my brow was deeply wrinkled.
……
Good night
Just got off the phone with Modao, Yaral and Mamen stood side by side, lying in bed silently.
For a long time, Jalard murmured: "The stepmother said that he was fine, but his foot was cut and it hurt a little."
"hmm."
"He said my dad was very angry, very angry."
"..." In the darkness, Mamen reached out and touched Yaral's face, and found that it didn't mean to be wet, so she took back her hand with confidence. Jalard seemed to perceive his intention, smiled faintly and kicked him: "What are you doing?"
"Nothing." Mamam took him into his arms.
"... stepmother also said that when I grow up, it is not difficult to be together. Being together for life is a problem. "Yaral sighed in his voice. "My dad said, let me think about it before I go to him."
"Well, I'll see him." Mamen grabbed Yaral, his head buried in his neck and said sullenly.
Yaral heard something was wrong and gave him a push on the head: "Are you alone?"
"hmm."
"Why did you ask us out alone?" Yaral pushed him away. "Do you really think I am your wife?"
What words? Mamen pinched his ass: "Isn't it?"
"I am also a man, okay?" Yaral snorted discontentedly.
Ok ... Mamen relaxed a little and took his hand: "Let's go together."
"hmm." Yaral changed his comfortable posture and mumbled, "Some time, then go ..."
……
I will succeed next time.
In a daze, I feel the familiar breath quietly attached, leaving a kiss between my lips and teeth.
Yaral's mouth flickered, meaning a satisfied smile.
There is still a long time ahead.
Isn't it?
Time is the best evidence to prove everything.
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