The routine love story of WeChat chat girl

1, "Honey, do you know why eating too much salt makes it salty?" "Because salt itself is salty." "Because I am free, I can have more time to miss you." 2. "Always sneezing recently" and "Why?" Because I think of you when I sneeze. "I think you are getting better and better." "Really?" "Yes!" "Then why didn't you say I looked good before?" "It's different now!" "What's the difference?" Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. "Everyone will like themselves." "Then you are really my rival in love." 5. "Hold your breath if you miss me." "Why?" Because my love for you is everywhere. I think you look like one of my relatives? What relatives? My mother's daughter-in-law 7. "Let's be friends." Why? "Because we want to love." I hope one day. "I love you. Write backwards. " 8. "I ordered takeout for you" "Huh? What did you order? " "I kind of like you" 9. "If you were a painter, what do you think I would be?" "What occupation?" "Illustrator" 10, "Do you know?" "Since I met you, I have become less tidy!" "Why!" "Because I love you, I can't get rid of it" 1 1, "Little sister, why do you like candy?" "Because sugar is sweet?" "Why?" "Because sugar is not as sweet as you?" 12, "Your mother is not easy." "What's the matter?" "It's not easy to bring you up." "It's not easy." "In order to make your mother more relaxed, I am willing to take this burden from your mother!" 13, "Everything I said to you is hard to understand." "It's all love stories." 14, "Have I gained weight?" "The fat place is fat, and the crazy place is crazy. After all, I have never touched it, and I dare not touch it. " 15, "Hey, how long have you been single", "From the moment you were born to now", "Sorry to have kept you waiting", 1, "What kind of package do you like"? "KFC, McDonnell Douglas set meal will do" "No, you are my exclusive set meal" 2. "You are so special today." "What's special?" Don't make me fall in love with it. This selfie is really ugly. Well, it's not as good as one tenth of its own. 4. Are you in a good mood? Give me a few days. Mine is broken. 5. You are a fruit, so what am I? "What?" "I am a juicer, and I can squeeze you dry." 6. "I thought of you after looking in the mirror this morning." "Why?" "I always want to give you the best, so I want to give it to you every time I see something good." 7. "I often feel that life is short when I meet you." "What's wrong with me?" The sweet places in life are longer. 8.where are you now? Are you home? 9. What does husband mean? "Husband", "I remember it was a wife." "It's obviously a husband!" Wife "husband!" Wife! 10, "I'm going to take a shower", "Wait", "Why", "I'm afraid I won't wash with you" 1 1, "Are you cheating?" "What do you mean?" Then why do I always get full marks in my heart? "12," I don't care about you at all ""... "I care about you in my heart" 13, "Come and look into my eyes!" "I have nothing in my eyes." "No, there are people I like! 14, "Are you busy" "No" "Then you are busy thinking about me" 15, "Are you nearsighted?" "Not nearsighted!" "Then why don't you see that I like you? "Wechat girl's routine love story 2 1, once arrogant, lost in your sweetness 2, you'd better have nothing and then let me be your whole 3, I always want to sneak a look at you when I'm hungry, probably because it's delicious. 4. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me. 5. I like you, and I always like some people, occasionally. 6, things always have to be separated, you are the world, 7, no matter how good others are, I am different, I am yours, 8, I prefer to be with you every day, because I want to spend all the nights with you! 9. Time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever. 10, I will live to be two hundred years old, I will become seventy-two, the sun will explode, and I love you. Only one of these things is true. 1 1, you don't have to contact every day, you know he won't leave, he knows you won't change, and this is probably the best love. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night and you light up my heart. 13, for me, the hardest thing to solve is how to miss you. 14. If that person really appears in the world, others can make do. I don't want to settle. 15, guess what uniform I like, I'm subdued by you 16, the more I love you, the weaker I am, and your every move completely affects my mood! 17, can I call you you, so that I can take you to heart? 18, I love you, in any form, for any reason, I miss you, anywhere, at any time. 19, do you know the difference between you and a star? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. 20. Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers? History! No, you're here! 2 1, the world is so big, the place I really want to stay is by your side. 22. After walking so many roads, seeing so many scenery and meeting so many people, I found that you are the cutest. 23. Do you know the best wine to drink? Forever, forever, 24. A city is quarrelling again. Without you, this is an empty city. No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home. 25, you are not a nobody, you are by my side, it is all the weather and mood. I hate all weather except sunny days, but if you come to a storm, I will accompany you. I don't know the reason why I love you, but I know that the reason why I don't love others is to love you. The love story of WeChat chatting with girls is 3 1. It's you, let me wait forever, Qianshan pursues everywhere, silently rejoices and stays together sweetly. To love you is to accompany you all the way to the end, never abandon, never abandon, for life. 2.★ A short meeting is our fate in this life. Can the dragon's mind travel through Qian Shan? You appear in my dreams every night, and you are always in my heart. 3. I constantly deny myself and affirm myself, and I keep growing. I hope this time I can bear everything and take care of your heart. I want to tell you that Zhong loves you all his life. This is not a promise, but a heartfelt wish. You will be a secret and sweet memory in my heart and an angel of my years. 4. Whose hearts are stacked on each other, leaving traces of love; Who and whose name, silently repeating sweet feelings; The letter written by who to whom is full of sadness of parting; My love for you will only last forever! If I love you, if your place is simple, I will feel very warm. If I love you, I will be very sweet if you ride a motorcycle. I can hug your waist to warm people's hearts. If I love you, I will find it interesting for you to eat roadside stalls. It's easy for me to love someone. The only condition is that I love you. 6. "If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be? ""What seats? Gemini? " "No, our masterpiece. "7. Try a soft glutinous dumpling skin to make you safe, healthy and relaxed; Chewing a sweet dumpling stuffing will make you lucky and happy; A sip of hot glutinous rice balls will make you feel happy and refreshed. I wish you a bowl of glutinous rice balls, and the whole family is beautiful. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! 8. This is the warmth of people hidden in the bottom of my heart, but I like the tenderness of pain, because with happiness and happiness, it is true. I frown, but it is in my mind ... 9. When was last night? Looking forward to Tanabata day and night. The Qixi ceremony is better than the New Year's Eve, and I can't leave in this evening. Blessing is in the morning and evening. I wish you a happy mood, love is sweeter than yesterday, and Tanabata will never stop! 10, homogeneity ratio price, intelligence; The same price is more cost-effective than quality The same life is better than happiness and freedom; The same feelings last longer than giving! I wish grassroots love a long time! 1 1. He made a test intentionally or unintentionally, and she replied half-truthfully, how many truths have been told in a joking way in my life. Routine love story 1, everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: covered by habit; Confused by time; Consumed by inertia. Ask those sweet newlyweds, and you will know that sometimes love and marriage can be owned together. Marriage is the grave of love. It can only be said that neither side knows how to manage love. I believe that before two people decide to get married, they must have feelings for each other, but the days after marriage make love dull. This is only because after marriage, both men and women put aside the romance in love and devoted themselves to their work. Those unmarried girls should never get married for some purpose. Getting married is a very simple thing. Don't make it so complicated. I believe that every girl longs for love. When a girl meets the person she loves deeply, she will find that if she wants to be with him, whether she is rich or poor, whether she is alive or dead may not matter. Girls should not get married for the sake of marriage, nor should they get married for a certain life. 3. Blame you for being beautiful, and tighten their relationship like a poisonous snake. The partner you need is the one who can stand side by side with you at the bow, sing the scenery on both sides of the strait, and hold your hand tightly in the stormy waves. In other words, it's better that he's not the stormy waves you have to deal with. People's tears represent kindness, ghosts' tears represent rebirth, and angels' tears represent aborted love. 6. Please listen to every sweet word you can't hear. I will say good night to you with my heart. 7. Some people have no hope of falling in love. People like you will never taste the sweetness of love. 8. You asked me how much I love you. My weight represents my heart! ! 9. Your happiness is exclusively sponsored by me: your pain is exclusively borne by me; I monopolize your happiness; I only accept your thoughts: your temper, I only bear: your life, I only accompany. 10, sweet words are still ringing in my ears, but you are no longer with me. 1 1, "There are always people who accompany you crazy, stupid and mature until you grow up. Even if the whole world scolds you, I will spend the rest of my life talking sweet words to you. "