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If you scold a woman, say it well.
The dog bit you, can you bite the dog back?
Your face stinks worse than my feet.
4. So you also said that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and rich, and his urine and urine are bifurcated like prostate, so treat him quickly.
With a brilliant facade, the essence of dressing B is revealed.
6. Remember what Tang Priest said? People and goblins are born of mothers, and life is not necessarily human. So you are a shemale.
7. Your appearance slowed down my internet speed.
20 15 talk about the classic swearing phrases in the space 20 15 talk about the classic swearing phrases in the space.
8. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.
9. Are you human?
10. Just like you, work hard, eat more brain tonic and exercise more when you are young, so that a healthy old age will be considered of some value. Writing a biography after death is basically the history of human evolution. So, you must live healthily, or you will die before you leave the ape-man. Isn't your mother sad? Is it easy to get pregnant? I gave birth to something like you. To tell you the truth, I admire your mother's strength. She can eat when she looks at your face every day. Your father is also a great man, and he can skillfully avoid the inheritance of all excellent genes. No, it should be said that it is not your father's fault, but you. Those ten people are not busy accepting the excellent genes of his old man's house, but busy with their own stupid mutations. But fortunately, at least it didn't turn you into four legs and two heads or anything. But it seems that your cells forgot to divide in the skull, right? Just remember to open it outward, and there will be an empty shell inside. Let's do this first. It's no use talking too much. Tell these words to the dog, and it will know that I am scolding it. Tell it to you, and you'll think I'm praising you.
1 1. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting
12. Oh, tigers don't show off. You treat me like hollekitty, don't you?
13. Are you afraid of ghosts when you go out at night? After all, ghosts are scared to see your foreign face!
14. It's good to know you. You don't have to go to the zoo.
15. Yo! Who is this? The crotch door is not pulled. How can I let you out? I have to kill you!
16. Hey, I'm sorry, I really can't say your name, otherwise people will think I scold you.
17. You said that even if you wrote a poem, it was nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, the girl finally instantly stimulated female hormones. . . It's cholesterol
18. Why didn't your dad just shoot you on the wall?
19. Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry. You turned your head and scared away a million lions.
20. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
2 1. Don't think that what you say is different from others can attract my attention.
22. You B. I put up with it. But can you limit it a little? Just like you, I will never let you live through the second scene in my TV series. Seeing you, I finally believe that people are animals.
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