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Who cares if you're drunk?

1. I hit Tsing Yi and dyed a tree in full bloom, with moonlight on my sleeve, telling a story of peerless elegance.

2. The fallen petal doesn't understand the sufferings of the Iraqi people, and no one sympathizes with the Iraqi people. Empty sadness, lonely sadness, how to solve this sad heart. The wind blows, the heart is cold, and the thoughts are long; Gazing at Sichuan is heartbreaking. As a heartbroken person, I don't know how much my heart hurts.

I just want to enjoy flowers in spring and cook wine in autumn like old friends with you.

I don't know what it is, but it is deep.

5. The cloud needs clothes, flowers and tolerance, and the spring breeze blows the threshold to show wealth.

6. You mix wine with breeze to solve my worries, and I make tea with winter snow to give you a dream.

7. Send a song to Jun, and don't invite people to get together at the end of the song.

8. At that time, I was young and thin, riding on an inclined bridge, covered in tea.

9. Who is singing the world of mortals, a nothingness and a dream? Who is singing broken bridge and broken snow? Who is sighing in a strange alley? It takes a lot of thought to recite and mourn. Three thousand glitz, originally just quicksand, inadvertently aged whose years. Looking back suddenly, it's hard to find a happy face in the past, and it's been many years since looking back. Occasionally pass by, and then do the fleeting time. Who missed whose past? Whose loneliness touched whose heart? Whose life is drunk by the world of mortals.

10. Who thinks the west wind is cool alone? At that time, it was just normal.

1 1. I was born before I was born in June. I was born old, and I wish I could not be born. At the same time, I am good to Jun every day.

12. One flower, one world, one leaf, one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

13. You said that fishing boats sing late and crossing the river in autumn to see Qingchuan. Later, the quiet night was cold, and the moon shadow was alone against the empty lamp. You say you play the piano lightly, and how many people are obsessed with it. Later, the light smoke burned out, and how many vertical and horizontal obstacles were scattered. You say you want to or not, read or not, which minute, which year and which month. However, later, people's hearts changed, and things changed. I said, before Bodhi Buddha, please allow me to change your life once! Later, when I looked back at you and smiled, I was so happy.

14. Turn around, a ray of Leng Xiang is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Will you fight me in the afterlife?

15. Thousands of years of flowers bloom together, and the sea is unique. A smile seems like a thousand years, and it takes several times to know that you have come to the world.

16. If I have the right day, I will kill all the people who failed me in the world.

17. With a sigh, how much lovesickness has gone to yesterday's face, and tears have quietly fallen on the eyebrows. From then on, I lived in peace, leaving only a pale piece of paper and grinding it into a sadness. Loneliness weaves scenes of dreams into heartbreaking words and piles them up into thoughts of you. Sigh this life, the world of mortals is changeable. It's hard to leave that paper of love, and it won't pay off after several years. Looking back suddenly, thousands of prosperity have already settled. No matter how I practice, I still can't change my fate.

18. I am buried in the waiting.

19. LAM Raymond, Qionghu song month, the first floor of Long song. Every year, before and after the flowers, a statue of mellow wine.

20. I heard that the years are quiet and I don't want to be alone now. I heard that the horse riding a swallow enjoys the rosy clouds, and now I don't want to be trapped in the summer. I heard that Qianjiao Huadu was drunk and didn't want to be haggard now. I have heard that time quietly blows away the floating dust, and I don't want to use time to destroy my youth. I heard that the outline of the pen was dyed with ink, and now I don't want to let the branches go with the wind. I have heard that the piano accompaniment is clear and the songs are wrapped around the beam, but I don't want to be gentle and ethereal now. It is said that I am carefree and don't want to be woken up by a Taoist robe.

2 1. One pavilion and one Qionghua on the first floor, one dream and one illusion all one's life, and Qionghua on the floor. I still remember that in those days, the harp was magnificent, and now, acacia is in the picture.

22. There are many things in the world, but you are my favorite.

23. The wind tells me that it has waited for thousands of years and wasted into a drop of ink in the picture.

24. I planted ten miles of peach blossoms for you, but I can't get you to care about life; Write a love story for you, but I can't change a wedding dress for you; Dismantle armor for you, but can't wait for you to have a cup of green tea; Learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting for you, but I can't wait for your life; I have waited for you for half my life, but I can't erase a scar; Bear the wind and rain for you, but I can't get your answer; I have tasted the ups and downs for you, but I can't beat you with a wisp of cinnabar; Waiting for you for several years in spring and summer, but I can't win your 3 thousand white hair.

25. Looking at the fleeting time and being silent, this scene failed you after all.

26. The dusty road, thanks to the bustling dance banquet in the past, the lost feelings, and the gaunt face.

Love words: I don't know what to do: I'm gone forever, deep.

1. If you want something, pursue it bravely, regardless of what others think, because this is the way to realize your dream.

2, never need to think of, never forget, I will think of you when I am tired.

Youth looks like a lot of toilet paper, but it's gone once you smoke it.

4. The faint white clouds seem to be talking about something, which is sadness, lovesickness and nostalgia.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting deeper. Hate to the end, laugh to death.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have put all my love in the same place.

7. Love is an emotion purified by the soul, and there is no sand in her eyes.

8. When you finally die happily, I burst into tears but still applauded.

It took me a long time to know that there is another person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime.

10, true love is waiting for someone without regrets, love at first sight when crossing the ocean is a love lock.

1 1. I don't want to rely on anyone anymore. The best state is that you are here, I am here, and I am fine. I can still fall asleep after you left.

12, I admit that I depend on whoever is good to me.

13, * Don't tell others when you are sad, because others don't care.

14, I don't want to go out and see couples in the street, because I'm afraid I can't help it, I can't help cursing and I can't help crying.

15, your new love is still someone else's whore.

The sentence of love: I don't know how to start, but it goes deep.

1. If you want something, pursue it bravely, regardless of what others think, because this is the way to realize your dream.

2, never need to think, never forget ... I will think of you when I am tired.

Youth looks like a lot of toilet paper, but it's gone once you smoke it.

4. The faint white clouds seem to be talking about something, which is sadness, lovesickness and nostalgia.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting deeper. Hate to the end, laugh to death.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have put all my love in the same place.

7. Love is an emotion purified by the soul, and there is no sand in her eyes.

8. When you finally die happily, I burst into tears but still applauded.

It took me a long time to know that there is another person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime.

10, true love is waiting for someone without regrets, love at first sight when crossing the ocean is a love lock.

1 1. I don't want to rely on anyone anymore. The best state is that you are here, I am here, and I am fine. I can still fall asleep after you left.

12, I admit that I depend on whoever is good to me.

13, * Don't tell others when you are sad, because others don't care.

14, I don't want to go out and see couples in the street, because I'm afraid I can't help it, I can't help cursing and I can't help crying.

15, your new love is still someone else's whore.

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1: Why are you close to me, but I can't see you with a magnifying glass?

2. Some words, how do you say, how do I listen, even if I don't want to believe my toes.

3: You are a thorn in my heart. If you swallow it, it will hurt, if you pull it out, you will die.

4. One day, we live in peace, and one day, we are no longer young.

5. Women who dare to wear cropped trousers, canvas shoes and ponytails stretch themselves.

6. Because everything happens for a reason, everything happens for a reason. Since it has become a career, why talk about it? ...

7: I know you didn't want to make me unhappy when you lied to me. Actually, I know everything.

8: How many people can't write and come here to vent?

9: My heart is locked by you, but I forgot to give me the key.

10: I don't care who will succeed me next, just as I don't care that you are the last person to miss me.

1 1: I think how heavy my tears are when I cry and how moved I am when I laugh. Finally, I found that laughing and crying is the most painful.

12: I hate it when someone deliberately exposes my scar after I say it doesn't hurt.

13: The happiest thing in the world: she met him with a bad temper, but he fell in love with her.

14: When you are alone, your mobile phone consumes a lot of power, but it doesn't matter whether you bring it or not when someone is around.

15: It is said that children who don't want to study are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

16: Who knows that kind of severe pain?

17: A person's world, at least no harm.

18: People who don't cherish don't deserve life.

19: Its location is ののゐスジ (1).

I believe I will stay strong until I cry.

2 1: A woman, no matter how charming when she was young, will be with a man sooner or later! !

22: As long as you have loved and given, laughter in heaven is not a legend ~

23 years old: Happy birthday, Mom, first thing in the morning.

If love can make up the exam, I will hand in a blank sheet of paper and forget that this is another beginning.

I turned around and found that everything was a dream. Everything was gone when I woke up.

26:。 (happiness. It seems that I can't touch it)

27: It seems that we are a bit alike.

28: A lonely love song/makes my sadness look so sad!

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30: Men always fall in love at first sight, and women always fall in love at first sight.

3 1: Looking for the other half because of loneliness, and talking about love because of emptiness.

I have accumulated flowers all over the coast waiting for you, but you left them for him.

It takes a long time for the average handsome guy to dry his tears.

34: I would rather never grow up, live simply and purely, and be insulated from sadness and troubles.

35: Love becomes habit, dependence and finally love.

36: Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart? ..

Time may not prove many things, but it can definitely see through many things.

Time can't dilute my thoughts of you, and the past is vivid.

39: Don't cry, hold you, and suck the taste that only belongs to you.

40: The word future symbolizes hope.

4 1: No matter how strong a girl is, she is always weak.

Don't be sad, there is loneliness with you.

43: I insisted all the way, and finally I only got you to turn around and leave.

44: There is nothing happy or unhappy. Standing in a crowd will drown you.

45: Without disguise, perfunctory and deception, there would be no world.

46: I have been distressed by your distress and saddened by your sadness.

Laugh happily in front of others, but feel lonely when you are alone.

48: Sunflowers in summer Don't worry, I will be braver in the strange future.

49: I have never stopped loving you, but I miss the persistence of being together.

50: between us, it is a scene of repeating the same mistakes!

5 1: I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going deeper!

52: Every woman wants to be loved, but every woman just wants to be a private pet.

I seem to have learned to read many lies. But I never opened my mouth to pierce it.

54: Be brave to pursue the happiness you want.

55: Once was once, and then memories were once.

56: I love it very much. We live for each other.

57: There is always a person who is the cinnabar in his heart.

58: My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled.

If I had money, I would buy all your lies.

60: You start with a lie, and I describe the ending with pain.

6 1: Love songs sing to heartbreak, and love stories talk about tears.

62: I got up to see the lonely shape and was exposed to the air.

You want happiness, and I don't want my exit to be meaningless.

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

65: You have been brave for so long, what are you afraid of? Nothing is more painful than death.

66: Cry, just because I can't let go of my sadness.

67: There are some things that you can't understand unless you have experienced them yourself.

I want to be your own summoner and accompany you to the end of the world drama.

69: The memory is fixed in the late autumn of a certain year, and suddenly I miss you.

70: The so-called promise is that lies are beautifully packaged.

7 1: We are like two parallel lines, and there will never be any intersection.

72: If I can give you a future where the sea breeze often blows.

73: Do I have to go through this before I grow up?

74: Our world is connected by the starry sky, emitting incomparable beauty.

75: Who said that love is sweet, so sweet that it hurts badly when you think about it?

Honey, don't call me too timid. I'm only brave for you.

I miss your face when it rains. Emerge instantly

78: The fireworks under the cherry trees foretell our results.

79: In the morning, embellish the scars with tears. At night, accompany the air with memories.