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What are the longer sentences for yourself and the longer sentences for yourself?

1, don't drink six points drunk, eat seven points full, love more than eight points. But most people are often drunk, full, and then love to be fools. The end result is vomiting, growing a pile of meat and being abandoned!

2. Cheer up. There are many things you can't do and you can't lose. Those who are willing to stay will get along well and trust each other; If you want to go far away, just wave and say you're sorry, and you won't go far.

3. In winter, it's a takeaway brother who brings you meals, a comedian who makes you laugh, and a drip driver who picks you up all over the world. So for the rest of my life, money is enough.

I am not smart, but I am definitely not stupid. I can understand many things, but I don't want to say too much. If you are kind to me, I will cherish it doubly; If you don't care about me, I will turn around and leave. Get along with me, please bring your sincerity!