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Talk about expressing good mood

1. If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

2. In a public place, someone suddenly farted, and a man came over and patted him on the shoulder and said, Listen to your accent, you are not from here.

Life is like a cloud in the sky. You watch it drift in a certain direction, but there is nothing you can do.

All people are ordinary, and some people really become ordinary people because they know this.

There is no cure for two kinds of people: those who disobey orders and those who obey them.

6, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low.

7. Many times, it's not that we don't cherish it; Many times, it is best to let nature take its course.

8. I heard someone say that I was beautiful, and later I heard someone say that he had aesthetic problems.

9. In order not to leave regrets and regrets in our lives, we should seize every opportunity and change our lives as much as possible.

10, because of love, we came together, because of love, we will be happy.

1 1. The surrounding mountains are like a colorful cloth. The mountains and waves are stacked on top of each other.

12, no matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance, but always laughing so happily.

13, happiness means that as long as you hold hands, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

14, I have always envied my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.

15, holding hands, around the happiness that will grow up, watching it blossom and bear fruit, becoming a tree, witnessing our love.

16, I have told you a million times in my heart that you don't belong to me anymore. Why do I suddenly think of you? Why does my heart hurt so much?

17, recently depressed, not talking much. I cann't believe they said they found me mature a lot.

18, I hope that one day we will become strangers again and get to know you again.

19, don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say that you will learn from others.

20. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

22. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness. If you must forget, I hope it is trouble.

23, don't say eat you a few rotten watermelons, Lao tze in dongda canteen to drink soup for free!

24, true love, will not complain because of injury, will not let go because of difficulties!

25, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, holding a cup in one hand and a washing appliance in the other.

26. The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that you can make out of nothing is a dream.

27. There is no need to regret the past. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.

28. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

29. When you spray happiness perfume on others, there will always be a few drops splashing on yourself.

On the day I graduated from primary school, I thought I left hell, but in fact I left heaven.

3 1, you never know how strong you are until being strong becomes your only choice.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

After a long time, I finally learned to grow up. It's just that those thoughts about you still have nowhere to put them.

34. When I saw your appearance, I knew that your parents were careless when they made you.

35. Even though he could say a hundred shortcomings in one breath, he finally came together tenaciously.

36. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

37. People and things you miss don't have to look back often; The scabbed scar does not need to be touched repeatedly.

38. Men like beautiful faces, while women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie.

39. If world leaders can have more dreams and less nightmares when they sleep at night, the world will be full of more happiness.

40. I don't know whether you are sincere or false. You are excellent. I'm afraid I can't keep you after a long time.

4 1, many times, it is not happy to see too much, but rather naive and heartless.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

44. People are like this. As long as their positions change, their roles change immediately. I'm watching. I see.

45. As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely.

46. I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others. I am your little star, and you are my little sun.

47. Don't trust memory so much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

48. Every time I have enough to eat and have nothing to do, I always think of the serious matter of losing weight.

49, a threesome, there must be my teacher; Three musketeers, there must be a strong; Love triangle, there must be a wound.

Can you give me some courage to tell you that I can't live without you?

5 1. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you.

52, since love, why not say it, some things have been lost, and now they can never come back.

53. I am no longer your best friend. I left silently after parting, and I remember your touch.

54. When I arrived at the examination room, I collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

55, love a person can be a lifetime, don't want to love a year.

56. Feelings are like sunshine, which will never be eclipsed by distance, but will be more precious.

Everything is like a typhoon crossing the border. No matter how wide it was at that time, it will eventually pass.

58. A few white sails, like a few white feathers, float lightly and leisurely on this golden sea.

59. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat if you are uncomfortable!

60. A star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I got caught taking off everything!

6 1, please don't abandon me, even stray wildcats want a warm hug.

62. Dreams are sand scattered in your eyes. I can't open my eyes, I can't hold the iron roof.

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

We are two sides of the same coin. We will never be apart, but we will never be together.

65. The cycle of life and death is endless, and let's see who is crazy today. I am the only one in the world who speaks chivalry, drunk and happy!

Sometimes, for a writer, the real reward is not the Nobel Prize, but piracy.

Dear, how many times have you lied to me, so that I can't find a reason to forgive you?

68. It's evening. When you open half a window and look up at the moon, you seem to appreciate the interest of life. The moon is walking and life is walking. What I feel is the dignity of life.

69. When you are coldest. Someone is desperate to hold you. This is happiness.

70. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, good horses don't eat grass back, and it's fashionable for old cows to eat young grass. There is plenty of grass in the world.

7 1, Romance is my bounden duty, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.

72. I don't want to be your most familiar stranger, I just want to be your lover and your woman.

73. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

74. There are many first steps in life. It takes courage and courage to take this step.

75. Dear son, I'm really sorry. Your father has not caught up with your mother. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.

76. You smiled silently and didn't say a word to me, but I feel that I have been looking forward to this for a long time.

77. If I don't see you one day, I will go all over the world looking for you like crazy.

78. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself.

79. If you are really desperate, you can't speak, so silence is a person's biggest cry.

80. Life is like a chicken feather. Your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feathers.

8 1, today is my best friend's birthday! Best friend, I am your confidant, I wish you happiness!

82. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

83. There is no reason to love someone, and all reasons are excuses for not loving.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

85. If I can, I hope to meet someone who is willing to let me give up my life to love.