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1. The so-called love at first sight is just falling in love with your appearance.

2. Don’t tell me that you are from above. My wise eyes can tell who you are at a glance.

3. A bitch is like a dog, barking at anyone he sees.

4. Be careful not to click on the wrong skills when visiting the grave.

5. The long-term is not obsession, but the short-term is fickle.

6. Girls only bully boys who are nice to her.

7. Women who fall in love tend to be sentimental.

8. If you don’t understand my temper, don’t pick on my words.

9. There are as many crows in the world as black, and there are a lot of gays in the world.

10. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die even if it bleeds for a week.

11. Have you ever had that moment when you woke up and it was already dark? Please raise your hands if you have had such an experience.

12. When your hair reaches your waist, I will cut it with a knife.

13. Don’t say I’m cold, you just didn’t appreciate me when I was warm.

14. A strong life does not need explanation!

15. There are too many liars and not enough fools. So you are very precious now.

16. What is the use of being so good-looking besides being my partner?

17. The way you smile clears up all the skies.

18. If you don’t love her, let her go as soon as possible and don’t hurt her again.

19. Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is indeed a real man.

20. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death but the upcoming exam. Others are reviewing while I am previewing.

21. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.

22. It’s not easy to be together. Don’t let go of someone you’ve chosen.

23. There are also various regulations on whether the methods are legal and nearby open areas are classified.

24. I will be naive to you only if I like you. If I don’t like you, I will be more mature than your father every minute.

25. Physiological hygiene is a magical subject that will always be shy at home and frenzied abroad!

26. Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here.

27. Do you know what a big shot is? Just a little guy who keeps working hard.

28. Rolling, rolling, the car hits the wall and you know it has turned, and your nose is full of snot and you know it is dumped. It is too late.

29. The wisdom of the school is: we won’t let you do whatever you want.

30. Drinking in front of you and forgetting about your descendants is called an exam. If you fail in the exam, it is called youth.

31. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

32. Don’t overestimate yourself in two years, and don’t underestimate where you will be in ten years.

33. As long as you live a better life than me, you will definitely die early.

34. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for one class and then end the get out of class.

35. When I was a kid, I thought that if I swallowed bubble gum, I would die. When I was a kid, I thought that if I ate watermelon seeds, a watermelon would grow. When I was a kid, I thought that the actors on TV are really dead.

36. No matter how beautiful I am, I will still fool you.

37. How can people who love each other lose to distance and time?

38. Women like bad boys, not bad-looking boys.

39. I like you but I can’t say it out loud.

40. Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, you can support a brothel.

41. See if I feel proud of you because I am so devoted to you.

42. After stumbling, I realized that there are many reluctances but there is nothing to do.

43. Sisters are like brothers and sisters, and men are like clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I will tear off his clothes.

44. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world and are not suitable.

Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on earth?

45. Happiness is always in the future, but fate may be in your hands.

46. It’s a little difficult to remember your name. Can I just call you an idiot?

47. Why is the RMB so valuable? Because the spokesperson is ***.

48. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop. I want to fall in love but she is not there.

49. What did your mother teach you? Some people have things that no one cares about, and they will be embarrassed in front of others every day.

50. You give me your charming time, and I will give you a lifetime of warmth.

51. Don’t think that just because you have a bird feather on your body, you are an angel.

52. When disappointment reaches the end, the heart will stop messing around.

53. How can a woman be worthy of being as beautiful as a flower if she doesn’t take care of herself?

54. I want to give you the best in the world but find that the best in the world is you.

55. There is only one life. How can I give it to someone I don't love so easily.

56. Among so many people, you are the only fool who appears in my mind.

57. Under what conditions can I forget you unless you never loved me in the first place.

58. I think I should peel off the "National Inspection-Exempt Products" label on the refrigerator and stick it on my report card.

59. A great god like a bear! You are completely summoning the undead with your singing!

60. Don’t use your past to comment on my future.

61. If you come, I will believe you will not leave. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here.

62. I can no longer fight and just want to live a peaceful and simple life.

63. Some people test by strength, some people test by eyesight, and I rely entirely on imagination.

64. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Monk and his four disciples who were forced to go to Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

65. It really doesn’t matter if we can be together later.

66. I have my own style, which you cannot imitate.

67. Don’t you have a toilet at home? Why do you come here to spray?

68. Don’t expect too much from others. After all, no one belongs to anyone.

69. My computer is so pure that it can’t stand the black screen when it comes to pornographic topics.

70. Teacher, you talk about yours, and I talk about mine, let’s keep the same thing!

71. I’m in a bad mood now, and I don’t want to do anything except to eat.

72. The long-term love-making is long-term memory, but the short-term love-making is endless.

73. Confession on April Fool’s Day is simply too weak, but confession on Qingming Festival is the way to go! Because, if you are rejected, you can say: Ah, I was possessed just now!

74. Fish can’t live without water, and people can’t live without boats. If you don’t pay, people will go into the water and fish will get on the boat.

75. How cruel you are to the people who love you, how humble you are to the people you love.

76. Even if you can’t forget, you have to forget, and even if you can’t do it, you have to do it.

77. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live a life like the erhu.

78. Have you been beaten by your mother so much that you don’t even recognize your father, but you want to recognize the thief as your father?

79. Putting her in a wedding dress is more practical than those sweet promises.

80. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

81. Wear a mask when you go out so that the urban management and city officials will not see you. How hard they worked.

82. I told him a joke that my future children must call you daddy, but he refused.

83. Don’t talk about labor and management. You are nothing in the eyes of labor and management.

84. Will you go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to refresh your appearance?

85. People who like me are good people. Anyone who doesn't like me is a bad person. Anyone who hates me is not human.

86. What kind of player are you talking nonsense to me here?

87. If I describe you as 2B, I won’t be happy!

88. Let me stand at the heartbroken place and gently tie a knot, a kind of mending, to prevent the pain from flowing out again.

89. The really scary thing is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing the piano to you.

90. Who are you going to hit? Or are you suffering from cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia?

91. Please tell me not to misunderstand the ambiguity between us. I said you are narcissistic.

92. “Look, let me do a magic trick for you that will make you forget that you are a dog.” “Wait a minute, I am not a dog.” “Look, you have forgotten it!”

93. If you touch a hair on my brothers and sisters, I will destroy their entire paradise. I am very arrogant and arrogant!

94. Don’t use my tolerance as your shameless capital.

95. Whether you have strong firepower or not depends on who supports you.