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High school funny composition sentences

1, we are a group of post-80s and post-90s hybrids, and we have the stability of post-80s and post-90s.

After the rebellion.

2, suddenly remind of my mother, gentle and careful, have never seen her angry with the card.

3, it is difficult to be a man, it is difficult to be a good person, and it is even harder to be a good person who is not a man or a woman.

When I was very young, my parents taught me to make love.

If you see something that is dangerous to human beings, do you still think it is something?

The most touching thing is that a policewoman breast-fed the people in the disaster area one by one, and her children ate cream.

7. In order to celebrate Children's Day, didn't a plastic ban be issued on this day?

8. On the earth, whatever it is, it is our relatives.

When the disabled can't get up, we should give him a push.

10, the laudatory name of "the beauty of thousands of lakes" in Hubei, can be said to have disappeared in recent years, because people discharge all kinds of water into it at will.

1 1, when all the gods stopped opening their eyes, those retribution came quietly.

12. Not long ago, a major earthquake occurred in Sichuan-an earthquake of magnitude 512!

13, the shoelaces are loose, so I will bow my head and smile and fasten my belt.

14. Although I am only 0.5 years younger than her, I am my brother and she is my sister.

15, people are not ignorant of right and wrong, because people are a wonderful thing.

16. Life has given us a pair of ordinary hands, and we will make it great.

17, after the Wenchuan earthquake, the people of the whole country began to be connected by flesh and blood!

18, Buddha said, "Modesty makes the dead progress, while pride makes the dead fall behind."

19, raising your hand may be a miracle; A shot can be a miracle.

20. Far away, let's just say that in recent years, there has been a long March of the Red Army and resistance to Japan and the United States. These are the results of our soldiers, brothers and sisters fighting bloody battles.

2 1, don't be too arrogant when you are praised by others.

22. The main ways people use to express their feelings are hands and feet. Let's be kind to life and don't forget our hands.

Friends, please lend them your hands and feet!

24. "When you talk and laugh, people disappear between gestures." Don't ask me who said this, as long as you can remember, my friend.

I like watching Uncle Rice's waves, and Yuan Longping is the most romantic.

26. On the bus, a child was holding a woman.

27. Qu Yuan, do you know how future generations praised your masterpiece? -"The Historian's Farewell Li Sao has no rhyme".

28. It's not difficult to raise your hand. The hard part is to raise your hand!

I want to ask, in today's world, who is not a good-looking person walking on the street?

30. Friend, as a stray wild dog, don't you want someone else's?

3 1. The story of the boy in the crack and the boy who lost his sperm happened in the ruins.

32. Gestures are not your business, but the business of one person and one person.

33. Many small things condense together and become hard steel.

34. What can make you happy and others happy? There is only one answer, and that is to raise your hand.

35. In the park, butterflies are hovering lightly and flowers are whispering. Will you intervene for this third party?

36. When you walk through the underground passage, someone asks for money on it. What should you do?

37. Our relationship with nature is that between parasites and parasites.

38. The person who knows how to close the door behind his back is the person that all company bosses want.

My friend, you are full of attitude today, mom?

40. Sow a character and reap a habit; Plant a habit and reap a kind of ginseng.

4 1, help others, help if you can, and don't help indiscriminately; My uncle will suffer if you help me.

42. The scenery along the road is beautiful, but we can't stop. Now that you have passed the college entrance examination, you must move forward.

43. To be successful, you must become an adult first. Although we are mature physically, we are still very tender psychologically. So, we are not adults yet.

44. Surrender is really two major events in life.

45. It is my famous saying that heroes are born in troubled times and heroes are born in earthquakes.

46, * language said: "The father sent something to his son, and the son smiled; When the son sent something to his father, his father cried. " Why? I won't tell you-you won't miss dad yourself, will you?

47. Su Shi plays Lu Zhi and says, "I think you look like cow shit." Lu Zhi said, "I think you look like a Tathagata." Su Shi was puzzled and went home to ask his wife Su Xiaomei. His wife, Su Xiaomei, said: "If the heart is like a Tathagata, people will naturally feel like a Tathagata; My heart is like cow dung, and I look at people naturally. "

48. Tagore said, "The axe asked the tree for its handle, and the tree gave him bread." Even if you are injured, smile at the team.

49. Don't be shy, my friend. If it belongs to a man, take out the man's things. If it's a woman's, take out her things!

50. If he likes you, he will seduce you; I don't like you, and you are definitely not my first thought. What happened to my son? Maybe you are the first person to think of it.

5 1, Meng Xiangbin jumped down and traded his life for suicide. This is a gesture of raising your hand!

Between gestures, please let me end with a gesture.

53. Put your hands above and throw your feet below.

Raise your hand is noble, but it is also low. Let's raise our hands more.

55. Have you raised your hand enough today?

1, Sima Qian was imprisoned many times, but he endured the pain again and again and wrote a great historical record with tenacious perseverance.

Someone commented: over and over again? Grandpa Sima, have they grown taller in the spring breeze?

2. Some people say that there are three major hates in life: firstly, crucian carp is prickly, and secondly, begonia is tasteless. I forgot the third hate, but I think the third hate should be: the third hate of ruined vision.

Someone commented: Although it rhymes, I can tell you that this sentence can be said by Zhang Ailing without Baidu. The last hate is: A Dream of Red Mansions is a big pit. ...

3, no vision, just like a barren wild ghost. /Without a vision, you have no home like a ghost.

A life without vision is like a dish without monosodium glutamate, which can be eaten but not fresh.

A person who has no vision, just like having no spine, can't stand straight and can't stand back. He can only crawl on the road of life. The sun can't shine on him, and the goddess of fortune won't care for such a person.

Someone commented: Vision, you are more important than air! I'm always surprised to say ...

My father loves me like a relative.

Someone commented: Are you always picked up by your father from the trash can?

The sun is getting closer and closer to us, just like a golden cake.

Someone commented: this classmate ... did you come to the exam after breakfast? Poor ~ ~ ~ ~ Mo Mo

6. Premier Zhou's vision is the prosperity and independence of the country. In his mind, there are only four words: serve the people!

Someone commented: Maybe your Chinese teacher can tolerate you, but your math teacher will not forgive you!

7. I hope to have healthy legs and a smart brain. ...

Someone commented: ditto

8. There is a kind of inferiority called self-confidence, and there is a kind of falling called getting up.

Someone commented that this classmate is Socrates in the new era.

9. A neck without self-esteem cannot support a confident head.

Someone commented: I want to know what kind of neck is called "a neck with self-esteem"!

10, no background, go directly to the front desk.

Someone commented: I don't know what I'm talking about at first glance. When I think about it carefully, it seems a bit like criticizing the shortcomings now ... but when I think about it again, I don't know what he is going to say ... just to rhyme? !

1 1, why do eyes grow on both sides? Because they are used to looking forward.

Someone commented: Classmate, your logic is beyond my rational scope. ...

12, life is like a cup of boiled water, plain and unremarkable; But it is like a cup of boiled water with sugar, sweet; Also like a cup of boiled water with salt, salty.

Someone commented: Is this ... or boiled water? !

13, the horse has fine hair and fat hooves, and the son steals the father but not the thief; Blind uncles and aunts have lived for half their lives, and no one has seen anyone.

Someone commented: Classmate, are you Mr. Degang Guo's son?

14, Montesquieu was born into a noble family. Although he lived a comfortable life since childhood, he looked at the changing clouds in the sky and suddenly made a decision that shocked history, that is, he devoted himself to the revolutionary torrent of the bourgeoisie.

Someone commented: It turned out that Mr. Meng's night sky suddenly realized. ...

15, life is precious, love is more expensive; If it is a matter of life and death, both can be thrown away.

Someone commented: 8HD! Just because petofi has passed the 50-year copyright protection period cannot be so bad. ...

16, as the saying goes: how bold people are, how productive the land is. With such land, how can people be inferior? Therefore, we should have a great prospect for the future.

Someone commented: I am speechless ... what are you going to say, this classmate? !

17, entered senior three, and lived a life of "getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than cows". Although eating is much better than pigs, cooking is more than cattle. At this moment, my vision is ...

Someone commented: Poor child ... touching Gao Yubao sympathetically: You saw the wound! Zhou skinned is actually very human to you!

18, my vision is to have the habit of swearing. Although I have to abide by the five stresses and four beauties, I am afraid that only sitting on the roof for three hours without repeating the same thing can I solve my grievances. Writing here, my palms are sweating, because I complain about this paper, because it determines my future and prospects. I 12 years' study career is decided by this paper less than half a meter and some ink marks. I'm not satisfied. But I don't have to divide it.

Someone commented: Is my son ... ready for the exam after going abroad?

19, God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Someone commented: profound!

20. My vision is to get into a good university and find a good job, so that my son can get into a good university and find a good job in the future.

Someone commented: Why do I think of the paragraph in the political book where the reporter interviewed the shepherd boy? !

2 1, many of my classmates had their eyes done in order to be admitted to military schools or police schools.

Someone commented: Do? ! Shake ... why are you doing this? !

22. Haizi said: I want to find a house, facing the sea and blooming in spring.

Someone commented: Save it! Now the seaside garden villa is expensive, and you can't afford it if you find it!

On the 23rd, Premier Zhou stood on Shili Long Street and lamented to the sky: "He died before he could conquer, and the heroes cried on their coats from then on." His vision for the bright future of the motherland has made hundreds of millions of people cry.

Someone commented: Shili Long Street ...? ! Fraudulent corpse ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

24. Tagore said: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

Someone commented: Do you believe Gu Cheng will come to you with an axe in the middle of the night?

25, miluo river, xiang yu holding a sword on his neck, he shouted. ...

Someone commented: He shouted: Qu Qin, why did you leave me so early? ! !

26, drunkards know: there should be no hate, when it grows round. ...

Someone commented: Su Shi told Ouyang Xiu: Everyone is familiar with it, so I will sue you for plagiarism!

27. Tao Yuanming, who lived an idyllic life in Taohuayuan, wrote a famous sentence: "The shadow is shallow, and the fragrance floats on the moon." ...

Someone commented: Well ... I admit ... actually, I can't guarantee that Mr. Lin Bu is definitely not a neighbor of Tao Yuanming.

28. When Yu Pingbo practiced the piano for Zhong Ziqi, he was looking for mountains and rivers, and the sound of the piano was his vision.

Someone commented: it was identified as BL crossing text!

29. Han Yu went to war with Liu Bang. One day, ...

Someone commented: another paragraph of BL has been confirmed!

Madame Curie invented fish radium, and her idea came true. ...

Someone commented: Madame Curie, you died unjustly ... who knew this torpedo had radiation!

At 3 1, Sima Qian was brutally castrated and endured humiliation, because he knew that "there are three unfilial, and none is great", so ...

Someone commented: so ... what? ! Don't find a small attack to fuck boys?

After suffering from castration, Sima Qian had to endure the pain of breaking his leg. ...

Someone commented: Please! It's bad enough that grandpa Sima was castrated again and again! Stop abusing him!

33. After Sima Qian's corruption was put to death, he wrote Historical Records, the eternal swan song, regardless of the decay of his body. ...

Someone commented: It's outrageous! I'm completely speechless ...

34. When I saw Sima Qian's great achievements and overall situation after being imprisoned, I couldn't help but sigh: 360 lines, each line is the champion.

Someone commented: Fuck, yes! And eunuchs can also be the number one scholar in this line!

35. Sima Qian, a generation of men, voluntarily accepted castration because he was far-sighted-that is, Datang did not have a history book of his own, so he endured humiliation and completed historical records for Datang.

Someone commented: lift the table! Who did Sima Qian recruit and provoke? I can't believe you won't let him out of this mess! He was abused from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty-please have pity on the old man, he has had enough. ...

36, because pigs = eat+sleep,

I = eat+sleep+study;

So, I = pig+study.

Someone commented: Really ... I am very touched. This is a simple and profound dialectics of the working people.

Time is like a cup of concentrated sulfuric acid, which can corrode everything. ...

Someone commented: classmate, are you the representative of the school chemistry class?

My friend, face your vision with the feeling of death, and it will be closer to you.

Someone commented: Then who dares? ...

39. My name is Zhang San. I do my homework at home at three o'clock, but I'm thinking about three apples in the cupboard. My aunt knew about it and told my father. My father slapped me three times.

Someone commented: Don't "three"! I know you are a candidate in Hubei!

(Hubei Volume Composition Title: Idiom: Think twice before you act, a threesome must have my teacher, and draw inferences from others ... What can you learn from the above idioms with the word "three"? )

40. It takes a few days for a hen to give birth to a chick.

Someone commented: So that's it, poor hen-I finally understand how cheap 2.8 kilograms of eggs are compared with your pain!

4 1, the three of us, father, mother and sister.

Someone commented: Dare to ask-who are you?

In the distance, a girl came.

Someone commented: I want to see/Wen Zi/meet a boy and a girl. ...

43. What is analogy? Just give one example and compare three examples.

Someone commented: Your Chinese teacher will commit suicide. ...

Shanghai volume "must cross this hurdle"

The topic of Chinese composition for the 2007 Shanghai College Entrance Examination is: We must cross this hurdle …

Snippet: To watch or not to watch? This is a problem? You see, I am sorry for my parents' society; Don't feel sorry for yourself; Sister Wu Tenglan, what do you think I should do?

Guangdong Paper Title Composition "Transfer"

In 2007, the topic of Guangdong composition in the college entrance examination was composition: transmission ... [details] [I'll comment]

Fragment: Pass? A very abstract thing, I am a genius, so I use traditional speaking and writing to prove it. Pass it on, from people to experts, my god, isn't this * people? One person is expert-I don't mean to despise the college entrance examination! Pass, from the younger brother, this means-the younger brother who escaped, isn't that a eunuch? Once again, I didn't satirize that the college entrance examination was a eunuch. Once upon a time, there was a man ... (there was nothing down there)-now many of us do nothing but fight for the college entrance examination ... look at my crow mouth.

Jiangsu Volume "The Bright Starry Sky Above Us"

Jiangsu college entrance examination Chinese composition in 2007: the brilliant starry sky above us …

Fragment: The bright starry sky above us?

Who gave the question? Is the sky still bright now? Why not change it to beautiful Taihu Lake? This is more practical. As a high school student, I have no enthusiasm for what children are interested in. The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with him! Let's cut short the gossip and write a composition. Now let's demonstrate how to see the bright starry sky overhead: take a big stick and hit it hard on your head!

The topic of the composition for the 2007 Beijing College Entrance Examination is: Material: Different comments on Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night-write a composition with a self-made topic, with no limitation on genre, more than 800 words …

Snippet: It thundered and rained, and the clothes were collected. Brother Tang Yan said that the first rain in Beijing in 2007 was like this.

Wukong was dating Xia Zi's sister, and was about to say this when it suddenly began to rain. Wukong took out his stick and poked at God.

"The wu is empty, told you not to put your stick dangling, disorderly prick people is not good! Even if it is not inserted in a person, birds flying in the sky will not do! What a naughty boy! If you don't obey me, I'll say a spell! "

Just then, Bajie fell from the sky and scolded: MD, the old jade emperor is quarreling with the queen mother! The flight path slipped and my old pig fell.

Friar Sand took out a photo of a beautiful woman, buried it in the soil, and said devoutly: I planted a beautiful woman in spring, and I will harvest many beautiful women in autumn. At that time, a big brother and a second brother, I want the rest. The master is too stingy to give it to him!

Liaoning volume topic composition: I can

Composition topic of Liaoning college entrance examination in 2007: Write a composition on the topic of "I can" [

Fragment: Looking at this topic, my heart is very heavy. Why is the current college entrance examination actually mixed with commercial elements? Sad!

I can. You are great! Mobile is not a good thing, nor is Unicom. Look at their disgusting tricks-

China Unicom recently launched an activity with Grandpa Jay Chou as the image spokesperson, called "Only grandchildren can play the M-Zone". China Mobile immediately responded, claiming that it had signed a contract with Yao Ming's father, and would soon launch a large-scale promotion of the slogan "My son is in the new time and space, and I am connected with the whole world". Then, China Unicom hired Yang Zhenning, an 82-year-old newly-married professor, as the new image spokesperson, with the slogan: "I'm OK!" In order to fight back, China Mobile immediately invited Yang Zhenning's wife, Weng Fan, as a new image spokesperson, and made a slogan: "You can't, I can call you yes! ~"

Welcome to PHS. Everyone in my family works in telecommunications!

Hu' nan juanshi life

2007 college entrance examination Hunan volume composition topic: poetic life combined with your own experience, write a composition of not less than 800 words …

Fragment: A shit-like life (probably misspelled) needs your own hands and brains to create. Unfortunately, I'm not Zhao Lihua. Teacher, I think your life is very poetic, because your knowledge is similar to that. Forget it, writing a composition is still very important. What should I write? Let's talk about Tang poetry first.

Speaking of Tang poetry, I have to say that Su Dongpo, a great poet, is the greatest poet in the Tang Dynasty. ...

Zhejiang Volume "Walking in Disappearance"

2007 Zhejiang college entrance examination composition topic: walking in the fading …

Fragment: Look at this topic first. I think there is something wrong with this topic. Walking in fading? How is that possible? Walk and disappear, so-and-so, get up and go for me? Mr. Lu Xun once said: There is a jujube tree here and there is also a jujube tree there. It is said that Kong Yiji may be dead. That's Lu Xun, not everyone. That's a profound technique. I don't despise any teachers here, just want to explain a problem. We should take study very seriously and don't treat it as a joke. We have made a lot of efforts for the college entrance examination. You are so hasty, you are simply sorry for our parents. Wait, my personal lawyer will call you later!

Chongqing Volume "Sweet and Bitter Say the College Entrance Examination"

2007 Chongqing college entrance examination composition topic: sweet and sour said that the college entrance examination was written according to the 30 th anniversary of the resumption of the college entrance examination …

Fragment: There are many college entrance examinations, and there are all kinds of birds. Isn't there a saying like this? What do you do during sex, the person you mate with. So I like telling the truth. They said that they were prince angels after the college entrance examination. I don't believe that the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen! After the college entrance examination, just like "Cao Ni's mother", it's hard to say more than to do. Therefore, when the college entrance examination, I really want to call your grandfather "Dad"!

Anhui Volume: "Seeing Mom in Spring"

Anhui college entrance examination composition topic in 2007: "Looking at Mom with Basket in Spring" ...

Snippet: Holding a basket to see mom in spring? At first glance, I thought I was dazzled, but I didn't expect this topic. How to write this content?

First of all, how to use bamboo baskets for spring scenery? Haven't you ever heard of drawing water with a sieve? Water is still like this, let alone water?

Secondly, why does mother spend the spring with a basket? Why not mention melatonin and gold partner?

Third, mom is the greatest person in the world. Can a basket of spring scenery represent our love? I think it's better to change the topic to mom by candlelight.

-written in front, suddenly realized that this problem may be Zhou Xingxing's classmate. Why don't we argue that life is his mother, and that magic is his mother!

Sichuan Volume: One Step and Life

Please write a composition of more than 800 words with the topic "One step away and life".

Fragments:

Du Fu said: Killing one person in ten steps is unpopular for thousands of miles; I brushed off my clothes, leaving no sound and no name.

This proves that 10 step = a person, representing our life.

This theory of Du Fu expounds the relationship between life and pace from the perspective of materialism. His rules were too rigid at that time. Why can you kill people in ten steps? Instead of nine steps? Let's calculate again, 1 thousands of miles = 5000000000 meters, how many steps should we take? Therefore, in Du Fu's poems, life and pace have a long relationship.

As can be seen from the Book of Changes, it is regrettable to gossip with enter the dragon. From five lines of gossip's point of view, one step two, two or three gives birth to everything, so in this relationship, one step one life cannot form a reciprocal relationship. I don't know what the guy mentioned was thinking, but he actually started this topic. Seeing that I was so noisy that my intestines were blue, the teacher was heartbroken.