April Fool’s Day Updates

A complete collection of April Fools’ Day updates

A complete collection of April Fools’ Day updates, April Fools’ Day is coming soon, have you all thought about how to celebrate April Fools’ Day? We all know that on April Fool’s Day, people will say or do some deceptive things for entertainment. Here is a collection of April Fool’s Day news. April Fool’s Day News 1

1. The son born between two people with blood type B will definitely be 2B.

2. Looking at your photos, I was so excited that I wanted to make them black and white and hang them on the wall.

3. "I love you" So what, the first letter of the three words added up is not a joke.

4. When can I get "another pack" when I open the New Year's money?

5. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, have you bought something delicious? Just one sentence to my dad - Dad, where is my mom?

6. I dreamed last night that men all over the world were having menstrual cramps.

7. The sentence on the page that minors are prohibited from entering is just like the sentence on the cigarette box that smoking is harmful to health. It is nonsense

8. Yuelao, can you please stop using inferior threads to hold me? They break every now and then.

9. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that no one laughs at, so our whole class will discuss pranking him. When he says his first sentence in class, we will Everyone laughed in unison. That day he came in, was silent for a while and said that his father passed away. I immediately burst out laughing, and everyone else fell silent.

10. There is always a group of invisible friends lying in your friend list like dead people, occasionally pretending to be dead, and changing their epitaphs from time to time.

11. The latest April Fool’s Day funny quotes: People who have a crush on me. How can you be so calm?

12. You are so delicate that you attract countless blind people to bend over.

14. Your parents help you deposit your New Year’s money in the bank. Raise your hand to the children who have been fooled

15. I’m sorry that the number you dialed is in your third year of high school. Please call again after a year

16. Gold will always shine, but when When the ground is full of gold, you don’t know which one you are.

17. Money regards me as dung, and I still regard money as dung! It’s all dung, so who is afraid of who?

18. Dad took the family to go hundreds of kilometers away I was on vacation at my grandma's house, and I especially told my 4-year-old daughter not to ask questions like "How long until we get there" on the road... After the car drove for an hour, the little daughter asked her father, "When we get to grandma's house, will I Are you already old?"

19. Buddha wanted to lose weight but was embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, he became a vegetarian, claiming that he was not killing animals; The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach problems

20. Before I had a chance to flirt with women, I was plucked out.

21. I saw a girl whose back looked familiar, like a classmate, so I ran over and patted the girl. , the girl turned around and realized that I had recognized the wrong person, so I hurriedly apologized and said: "I recognized the wrong person, you look very familiar." The girl smiled at me and said: "Everyone looks familiar to gangsters."

22. Folk signs: The most awesome roast chicken seller - Qin Shihuang. The most awesome person in electric welding--Welding Emperor. The most awesome one who sells candied haws - Tang Taizong. The most awesome steamed bun seller - Rong Momo.

23. Every time I cross the road, I am thinking: How great it would be to know how to do Qinggong! Every time I squeeze into the bus, I am thinking: How great it would be to know how to do Qinggong!

24.: There is food on your teeth. B: If you want to eat it, I will take it off for you.

25. We chose the zoo for our first party after graduation. The reason everyone agrees with is: Only here can we feel that we are still human! April Fool’s Day News 2

1. I remember that a few years ago, being single was said to be aristocratic, but why has it turned into a dog in recent years?

2. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and contribute more when she gets married.

3. Stop saying that I am your baby, I am your only one, I am your most important person, silly child, I am your father.

4. I just saw a person who looked very much like you. I ran over like crazy. Then I remembered that you were not in this city. I slowed down and put down the bricks in my hands.

5. I asked my dad: "Why do you still want to give birth to my brother when you already have me?" My dad: "I'm done playing the tuba, so practice the trumpet."

6. Get a cup of milk tea and go through the security check. Security inspector: What are you holding? Me: Milk tea. Security Inspector: Take a sip. Me: Go away! Go buy it yourself!

7. "How about it, I look like a queen now" "Yes, you do look like a queen now" ”

8. Like this article. If you are single within three days, if it doesn’t work, come to me and I will be your partner.

9. In fact, there is no need to read all travel guides. They can be condensed into four words: bring more money.

10. I have a new girlfriend. I heard others say that she is from a wealthy family. I am an honest person. It doesn’t matter whether I am rich or not, as long as she is nice to me. Later I realized that a wealthy family is a bathhouse. Center!

11. Some things are stories when they happen to others, but they are accidents when they happen to you.

12. My parents have been married for so many years, but they still always tease each other. On that day, my mother said to my father: "Look at how cowardly your son looks." My father was not satisfied at that time and sneered: "Haha, your son is not much better, he is just like a monkey."

13. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

14. I touched my face and it hurt. As expected, roses have thorns.

15. Girls should never go out by themselves at night. It is very dangerous. There are many late-night snacks and desserts on the street. No one can stop them. If you can’t help but just enter a house, you will gain a few pounds.

16. "My wife used to be very cruel to me, so I asked her to learn Sanda and Judo." "What about now?" "It's much better now. She bowed to me before she hit me. !”

17. The closest I got to five million was one afternoon when I was stuck side by side with a cash truck.

18. Girls with thick fingers, don’t feel bad. From now on, the gold rings given by your boyfriend will be bigger ~ April Fool’s Day News 3

1. Thoughts can be dirty. But life must be healthy. . Because a strong body can support a dirty soul.

2. Today’s children prefer Valentine’s Day for breakups and April Fool’s Day for confessions.

3. Mom, I’m thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, have you bought something delicious... And just one sentence to my dad - Dad, where is my mom?

4. My son asked me why I married my mother today? I told him with tears in my eyes, "I was just joking with her..."

5. If it were you If you reject my confession on April Fool's Day next year, I will climb on your grave and cry on Qingming Festival

6. I confessed my love to him, but he only replied. Is today April Fool's Day

7. I only dare to say I love you on April Fool's Day,

8. April Fool's Day only gives liars a chance to tell the truth.

9. After April Fool’s Day comes Tomb Sweeping Day. What a rhythm!

10. He said: When we get married, he will buy a car and let me drive it, and he will follow on a bicycle. 11. The April Fool’s Day confession is so weak. , Confession on Qingming Festival is the right way! Because, if you are rejected, you can say: Ah... I was possessed by a ghost just now!

12. April Fool’s Day, the joke I want to make the most, let’s have a good relationship

13. Today, April Fool’s Day, gives you a chance to tell the truth

14. Tsk, Chinese Valentine’s Day, what the hell, nothing Happy Children's Day, without the craziness of April Fool's Day, nor the liveliness of the Spring Festival, let alone

15. In order to lose weight, Buddha traveled around to exercise, claiming to be to promote Buddhism; in order to lose weight, Buddha cut meat and fed it Eagle, I have used such cruel moves. When he found out that Brother Monkey was still thinner than him despite eating and drinking all day long, he became angry and suppressed Brother Monkey for five hundred years...

16. "How are you going to spend April Fool's Day?" "I "Planning to confess" "Why?" "Because I was rejected and I could still smile and say Happy April Fool's Day!"

17. Today's children choose Valentine's Day for breakups and confessions. April Fool's Day~

18. I haven't heard from you for a long time. I feel very confused. I searched all over the pond where you loved to go, the pond where you ate, the hut where you slept, and the lawn where you slept. How could such a big pig be lost? There is still no sign of you. My heart is almost broken

19. Finally, on Valentine’s Day, I saw the power of April Fools’ Day. . . . . . ——How you feel about April Fool’s Day

20. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our feelings to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival,

21. Today is April Fool's Day. My classmate planned to fool us. He pushed the door open and shouted: "Let it go!" It turned out that the class teacher was also in the classroom. We laughed wildly.

Twenty-two, how many people play tricks on Valentine’s Day and how many people tell the truth on April Fool’s Day.

Twenty-three, you sneaked into my room and got into my bed, and played hide-and-seek with me. I had insomnia and crazy about you. I knew you loved me, wanted to kiss me, and wanted to bite me. I, the smelly mosquito, will slap you to death

24. “I still remember that on April Fool’s Day, he told me that we were breaking up. I thought it was a joke. The next day, he was no longer in the separate group I gave him. "

Twenty-five. I said: "I miss you" but you said: "Today is not April Fools' Day, don't be kidding!"