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I think I am a good person, but I find that good people are not as good as bad people and are confused.

1: Apple Law: There are good apples and bad apples. Eat the good ones first and throw away the bad ones. If you eat the bad first, the good will go bad, you will never eat the good, and so will life.

2. The law of happiness: As long as you see the bright side, you will be happy, just like if you fall into a ditch, you can imagine that maybe a fish just got into your pocket.

3. The Law of Happiness: If you don't always doubt whether you are happy or not, you will be happy.

4. Law of Errors: Everyone has mistakes, but you are wrong only when you repeat them.

5. Law of Silence: When arguing, the most difficult argument is silence.

6. Law of power: Power often comes from two reasons, hope or despair.

7. The law of humiliation: The only way to be humiliated is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, you will despise it. If you can't despise it, you will only be humiliated.

8. The Law of Stupidity: Most stupidity occurs when the hands, feet or mouth move faster than the brain.

9. Law of Value: When you own something, you will find that it is not as valuable as you thought.

10: makeup law: how much time you spend on makeup means how many shortcomings you think you have to cover up.

1 1: Time-saving Law: If you want to save time from the beginning, you have to spend several times more time.

12: Law of Commitment: Commitment may not guarantee that it will be done, but if you don't make a commitment, even if you do, it will be worthless.

13: law of status: some people stand at the foot of the mountain, while others stand at the top of the mountain. Although the position is different, the other person's figure is the same in their eyes.

14: Chaos Law: If you are so cautious when you are in trouble, the trouble will become chaos.

15: Law of Failure: Failure does not mean wasting time and life, but often means that you may have better time and life.

16: Law of Conversation: There are two kinds of most boring conversations, one is never stopping to think, and the other is never wanting to stop.

17: Law of Misunderstanding: Being misunderstood by one person is not a big trouble, but being misunderstood by many people is a big trouble.

18: law of ending: a terrible ending is better than no ending.

19: promotion law: every time you enter the officialdom, the human touch will decrease.

20. Law of appreciation: If you export for domestic sales, you will appreciate. This is the real public opinion.

2 1: Rules of the game: No matter how "bad" you are at bowling, you may get one or two hits every time you go, which will satisfy you and make you happy to come again next time.

22. Rule of life: What you desperately want is not what you really need most.

23: Travel Law: There is no better scenery than memory, so it is best not to revisit the old place.

24. Law of Money: It is not everything, but you can't do anything without it.

25: Financial Law: Checks are always late and bills are always early.

26: Backup Law: Learn to do something with your left hand, because your right hand doesn't always work.

Law of Meeting: All important decisions are made at the end of the meeting or the last five minutes before lunch.

28. Law of Danger: The more complicated the problem, the shorter the deadline.

29: Law of Cooperation: What one person can do well in one hour takes two people.

30: Law of Combination: No matter what you do, there are always people you want and people who are opposite to you with you.

Life is full of these laws, so why not? In fact, life can be simpler.

1. Don't be ashamed. Chasing shame is a successful attempt. As for those who laugh at you for this, you can exclude them from the list of your future opponents. You should applaud everyone who sings on stage.

You have every reason to admire people who get up early every day. If you don't believe me, then do it. After that, you will find that many people admire you very much.

Nothing is impossible. As long as you choose your goal, don't think too far, be down-to-earth every day and share joys and sorrows. Life is endless, and fighting is endless.

You and your friends will create brilliant career together in the future. Sounds good, doesn't it? Remember, you must all work hard.

5. A lot of things are nothing when you recall them. So, no matter how angry you were at that time, tell yourself that it is unnecessary, and you will find it really unnecessary.

6. No matter what others say, college is a place to improve comprehensive ability. If you fail in your study, you are nothing-you don't rule out accidents. There are also people who are too prominent and successful, but have you considered it? Could it have been an accident?

7. Don't swear. A casual remark or remark will greatly reduce your image in the eyes of others. Don't shout "depravity and decadence" all day.

8. Make good use of the opportunity of public speaking to exercise yourself.

9. Don't judge yourself and others. What you see and hear may be only one side.

10. If someone around you is jealous of you, you can exclude him from the competition.

1 1. Many things have been notified to you. Say thanks. Don't blame me for not informing you, because those things should actually be discovered by yourself.

12. In the process of persistence, when you are really tired, just read it and have a look, and you will have the motivation to continue to struggle. Remember, no matter how hard or tired you are, don't give up, let alone cry. After graduation, tears can stay.

13. Let your dignity bear enough. Society is a place that likes to break human dignity most. No one will keep it for you except yourself. Your place is a university, so you have room for failure and blow.

14. When you are in senior three, you should look like an adult. Freshmen should think you are their senior when they see you. You are very mature.

15. Don't panic when encountering great difficulties, but learn to be calm; Don't try to ask others. You used to have family members to help you. Now you need to face the challenge alone, find hope from despair, and your life will eventually be brilliant.

16. Learn to say thank you, but thank you is not perfunctory, but affirmation and reward for others' help; We should learn to say sorry, but sorry is not an excuse, but compensation and guilt for our mistakes.

17. If you have been eating or studying in the cafeteria, don't worry. It's normal to be alone in college. Do you feel lonely? Your friends are afraid that you think you have no free space, so don't think you have no friends.

18. Don't complain about the differences between schools and the unfairness in reality. Your unfairness is fair to others. It's up to you to change the unsatisfactory environment and strive for reasonable fairness.

19. If men and women still attach too much importance to looks in college, they may not suffer, but they will suffer sooner or later. Maybe, maybe.

20. During the holidays, either stay at home, spend more time with your parents and help them do something. You can be with them every day as before. Experience life in society more, because you should not only know how to live, but also learn how to live.

2 1. When you are upset or bored, go to the library for a dip. There is rare purity and tranquility in the book. Read more books, and life will gradually be less confused and more pursued.

22. Never look down on students from poor families. They have achieved the same results as you under relatively poor conditions, which has proved that they are better than you. Everyone's life should be equal, try your best to help them.

23. You can lose to anyone, but not to yourself.

24. Call home often, even if you say you don't want each other, in fact, your heart has moved; With a female (male) friend, you can't forget your parents.

25. Laugh more, and you will gradually make yourself really happy.

26. Make good use of public places to exercise and show yourself, even if it's just a speech in class. Don't be afraid of embarrassment, let alone be ashamed to say it, and don't laugh at disgraced people in public.

27. University is a new environment, and all your past is a blank sheet of paper for them. This is the best time for you to reshape your image, get rid of your previous shortcomings and appear as a brand-new image.

28. If you respect the cadres of the Student Union, tell yourself that it is because they are your seniors, not because they are your superiors. Everyone is just a student.

29. Never make up your mind to be a person who doesn't offend anyone. Some people object to being supported and then making their own decisions is a wonderful life.

30. No matter what level of student cadres you are, even if you have become the president of the student union, you should respect ordinary students. We are all students and should be friends.

Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.

You really have to learn to be careful, but remember, always remember, there is always only one way to win in society, and that is strength, which is beyond doubt.

34. Life is varied. Don't be angry with new things you don't like. It doesn't matter.

35. Our life is really hard. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me excited, so we should learn to be grateful.

36. Calm down. When something important happens, people who can come up with a solution quietly and quickly are very powerful.

37. Society is full of competition, and so are universities. Winning the game depends on one's own strength.

38. An impact and endurance on work and study will give you special charm and personal strength.

39. If you like someone, tell him or her bravely. I said in Tianya that university is a place to study, but I understand the power of love.

40. Don't give generously in front of girls, just like a rich brother, even if you are really rich. You know, a woman who likes the money you have will betray you one day because of it.

4 1. Don't fantasize about being the darling of the job fair. When you understand that 70% of junior high school students can go to college, you will understand that people don't worship the majority of a group, and the unit needs people who work, not officials.

42. You can choose to persist or give up. There is no right or wrong. I mean for love, but the important thing is to stick to your choice.

43. If you keep thinking about who you hate and who shares your interests, you are all wet. What you have to think about is how to make others accept you, not what kind of people you can accept.

44. Treat strangers as a blank sheet of paper, or treat them as your friends. In short, don't treat them as enemies, even if you hear more bad rumors about them.

45. People who love you, whether you accept it or not, should thank each other, which is their respect.

46. Insist on saying nice things about others behind their backs. Don't worry that these kind words won't reach the ears of the parties. When someone speaks ill of others in front of you, you can only smile.

47. Take time to exercise.

48. No matter how confused you are about the future now, don't forget to set a goal. It doesn't matter what one's past and present are, but what one wants to achieve in the future is the most important. You can't do anything great unless you have an ideal for the future.

49. Don't let everyone know about the past, and respect people who don't like you.

50. There are many ways to achieve great things. Don't refuse to accept methods you don't like.

1, don't think that you are personally important. Without you, the sun will still rise tomorrow. That's what Murphy said, that's right.

2, feelings are not reciprocal, you care about each other, you don't have to ask whether the other person cares about you, you pay what you want, so you don't have to be wronged.

Only parents and money are reliable these days. Friends and women depend on your luck. It is unacceptable for people to live by luck.

As long as you are willing, you don't have to care about anyone's evaluation of you, as long as you can stand loneliness, otherwise I suggest you go with the flow.

It is a fact that the truth is in the hands of a few people, but don't ignore the theory that existence is reasonable. Unless you have a strong determination to change the world, you have to adapt to life.

6, don't believe in idealism, it is the ruling tool of class, materialism is the last word. This has nothing to do with your religious beliefs. Even if the Bodhisattva is willing to help you, there are many conditions. It's better to ask yourself than others.

7. Unless you want to die, bow your head.

8. The world is absolutely unfair. Either you obey or you tilt the balance to yourself, otherwise you shouldn't blame others, it's useless.

9. Kindness is good, but have you ever thought that you might as well make a career and help more people?

10, there are no good guys and bad guys in this world, and not all businessmen. Everything depends on the situation. Just remember that everyone has weaknesses, and weaknesses are greed and fear.

1 1, don't believe the story that hard work will lead to success. The key is the standard of your success and the direction of your efforts. Trust one.

12, admit it if it fails. If you do something wrong, you must admit it. Don't give reasons. That will only make people feel more disgusting.

13. No matter what society, people eat people in essence. Don't naively believe in the existence of Xanadu. Just work hard for yourself and your family. We are now in the primary stage of socialism, and socialism is the primary stage of communism, which will take at least 100 years. That's not what I said. The Communist Party admitted it. Doing your own thing well and not causing trouble to others is to repay the society.