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Talking about eating durian and making friends (25 selected sentences)

1, hiding in the corner to eat durian was found by a dead dog.

2. There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Night Cover.

I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

5. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

6, don't want to cook, two people tacitly want to eat duck powder and great durian.

7. I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.

I really like desserts. Every bite is great, so I like durian. It is delicious.

9. My wife likes durian very much. Although my family doesn't like durian, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.

10, what a pity, I can't eat durian, so I can only stand in front of a pile of durian in the supermarket and smell it, as well as mango and pineapple.

1 1. I love durian so much that I felt like Elvis Presley in my last life.

12, eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying that a beautiful girl likes something in a wretched way.

13, lunch for one person, a whole durian pizza, and the skin is left after eating the stuffing.

14. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

15, when my husband is not at home, he can eat snacks and durian unscrupulously and watch small fresh meat variety.

16, I am eating durian. This guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you stinking?

17. durian naturally cracks a crack when it matures, peeling off the skin and sending a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

18, eating durian in the early morning, I was durian in my last life.

19, eating durian will make you feel happy, and it is rare to have a holiday tomorrow weekend.

20. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

2 1, worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

22. A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.

23. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

I eat durian twice a week. I can't afford it if I eat like this every week.

25. The apple hit Newton on the head, so. The conclusion is that everything is attractive. What should I do if durian falls?