Very funny copywriting is very popular recently.

1. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If you want to race, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

3. In a few days.

Ten years later, when we met, we were sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes. You and I have a bunch, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

You should eat enough and go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

5. What is a famous brand? Adding a zero to the price of ordinary goods is called a famous brand. If you add two at the back, it's called luxury. Add as much as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics.

I really should go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.