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1. My friend asked me: Someone bid 1 10,000. Buy your wife, will you sell it or not! I don't think it's appropriate for him to ask this question now. Why didn't he ask me yesterday? yesterday

I've sold 50W, blare blare. ...

2. Girls publicly voted for the class flower, and Xiaomei, who looks plain, gave a speech: If I am elected, in a few years, all the sisters present can show off to their husbands that I was much more beautiful than the class flower when I was in college. As a result, she became a class flower.

When I was a child, I didn't like studying. My mother said, "When I grow up, I will let you marry Wang Lao, who sells pork."

Five. "Now that the price of pork has gone up, I will educate my daughter:" Study hard and grow up to marry Wang Lao, who sells pork.

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4. In class, the teacher said to a student who can never learn: Even pigs are smarter than you! Then the teacher said to me: Tell him this classmate! Do you think I should answer?

When I was a child, my money was blown away by the wind, so I always liked to throw another dollar to see where the wind went. Fortunately, I can still find it. Bad luck, money lost one after another, this is a lesson of blood.

6. I once saw my mother's dog "awesome" in Kwara. I can't help saying, "This is awesome, I envy dogs". As a result, every time I come out from the toilet, the whole family applauds me!

Last night, my girlfriend came. She took a bath and lay naked beside me. I'm so happy. Great, I won't be the only one bitten by mosquitoes.

Eight. At that time, I was still young, and my parents' monthly salary added up to several hundred dollars. At that time, I was thinking, I must find a month in the future.

More than 2000 jobs, I didn't expect my wish to come true so easily. I really want to cry ~ ~

Nine. Go and see it today.

In the 4D movie, the girl sitting next to me has been crying in front! I couldn't help slapping her, and she immediately said, "Holy shit, the effect is so realistic?" I feel beaten. "

It's snowing. I don't want to go out because it's too cold. As a southerner, my roommate laughed at me and said, Are you afraid of the cold in northern Renye Fang? I just want to say: we have heating, geothermal and cotton-padded jackets in winter, but only good equipment, not high quality! 1 1. What is friendship? I changed it after graduation.

Four cell phone numbers. QQ hasn't been on, but my classmates still contact me when they get married. This is friendship!

12. I read an article saying, "Everyone will have a fat paper friend. Who do you think of? " I thought for a long time and suddenly realized that I was the fat man ... the fat man ... son. ...

Thirteen. "Why do you drink so much water?" "I just ate an apple." "But what does this have to do with drinking water?" He shook his stomach and said, "I forgot to wash the apples just now." Drink some water and wash. "

14. What is a real house? I saw a buddy standing at the entrance of the building in shorts and vest this morning. Looking at the snowflakes on the ground, he said, "Shit, it's winter!" " "

15. The Tang Priest in Journey to the West was so comfortable that he didn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, little friend, wash that monk for me.

16. Since the emergence of Mito Xiu Xiu, my waist is not thick, my face is not fat, my dark circles are gone, and my face is not dark. Hey, I deserve this face. ...

17. What do you mean, born at a bad time? Take watching TV for example! When I was a child, I could only watch the news broadcast with my parents. Flying tigers. Finally, I am the owner of my own house, so I can only take my children to see Pleasant Goat and Logger Vick!

18. Although I am often beaten by my daughter-in-law, God knows my daughter-in-law always asks my advice before hitting me. I don't agree, she always asks me to agree!

19. My sister is a female man and silently likes a schoolmaster in the class. Every time she asks him a question, Xueba responds enthusiastically. One day she couldn't help it and asked him why he was so willing to help her. Xueba gave her a deep look and said, I respect that you are a man!

20. It takes time to get up this time.

Seven minutes. We defeated the whole country.

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5% of the students, one student in the dormitory failed to get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!