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We are not lotus roots, why should we be so entangled?

1. Looking back suddenly, I am still so ugly

2. If you are not born right, you cannot afford to die. Cemeteries are now as expensive as housing.

3. It was a mistake that I met the love of my life at this awkward age

4. Some people can never forget it, just like some people can never remember it.

5. I am not a playboy, I am so serious about every boy.

6. We are all just children, children who can cry and laugh.

7. I haven’t forgotten anyone, but no one remembers me.

8. If you don’t get a few close friends in your life, then it’s not a life.

9. I really feel sorry for those people who are still working in the kitchen in summer.

10. Life has its ups and downs, and you can’t lose anything.

11. How could the world be so monotonous without you.

12. Be content and happy, and live at ease.

13. I am Chinese and my soul is Chinese. It is absolutely impossible for me to learn English.

14. I just like to be on the street and don’t care about other people’s opinions. I am crazy. It's noisy, but you think it's embarrassing.

15. This end of prosperity does not cost the city or the country, but it costs everything I have.

16. Whether you love it or not, it is all the dust of history.

17. Is there anyone like me who doesn’t know when Chinese Valentine’s Day is on?

18. From now on, I will no longer look forward to it, but only cherish what I have. of.

19. A woman’s restraint is not to spread her legs easily.

20. Someone once said to me: It is simply a kind of happiness.

21. The admission notice that I have been waiting for for more than ten days is just an ordinary piece of paper.

22. My little feelings have nowhere to put them.

23. Give me a bottle of 84, I want to brainwash you.

24. Be a woman who blooms undefeated, as strong as a cactus.

25. Don’t leave the door, don’t take the second door, this is my life state.

26. From now on, no longer be tempted or sincere; from now on, in the colorful world, no longer take it seriously.

27. There is a sharpness that runs aground in my heart.

28. In order to write an essay, I don’t know how much emotion I sold.

29. I just want a myself, a self who will accompany me all the time.

30. Mistakes are temporary regrets, while misses are permanent regrets.

31. Close your eyes and imagine our past, just imagine.

32. The moment you turned around, did you ever think about how I felt?

33. Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

34. Unless there are loess and white bones, I will keep you safe for a hundred years.

35. The lonely Ferris wheel has been spinning, but it has lost its meaning...

36. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could be saved. Can't save me

37. There is a kind of anxiety that the computer is stuck and QQ is still beeping non-stop

38. Beggars don't envy those rich people, they just Will be jealous of those beggars who live better than him

39. Tell me: How was contraception used in ancient times?

40. We are not lotus roots, why should we be so entangled.

41. Don’t take yourself too seriously

42. Who says that men are better than women? If you have the ability, let a man have a child.

43. People must think clearly about three questions: first, what do you have, second, what do you want, and third, what can you give up.

44. Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

45. There is always that person who lives in your heart but disappears from your life.