50 funny and super cool quotes from alternative geeks

1. I see things thoroughly, that’s why I live such an irregular life

2. If you have any difficulties, please tell me as much as possible. I can’t help you anyway

< p> 3. Please give me a 200 coin. I will use it to smash you to death and make you say I have no money

4. As the saying goes: It takes ten years to cultivate in the same boat, but a hundred years to cultivate* **Zhenmian, it is fate that we can meet each other

5. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble to fall in love

6. Who said that only matchmakers have moles, Chairman Mao It's also on the old man's face

7. If I can't live proudly, I would rather die plainly like this

8. I asked you to stay away from me so that I can be quiet. Yes

9. You don’t have to take the initiative, but when I take the initiative, don’t move still

10. Why are you always avoiding me, as if you’ve seen a ghost< /p>

11. Just stand there and laugh, don’t waste our woman’s talent, right?

12. A: Hey, what are you doing? B: I Go put out the fire

13. His condition is a little worse than you, but at least he is not Chen Shimei

14. How come you forgot about me after you got Alzheimer's disease

15. In this world, as long as you believe in yourself, don’t take anyone’s words too seriously

16. “Fool” is not a curse word, sometimes it means a favor

17. I know a group of beauties, but I am just a female man

18. Every time I have a conflict with you, I will be the first to apologize, but not anymore

< p> 19. To be honest, you are not as dazzling as the sun, and sometimes it is cloudy

20. Who made me recognize you, so it is impossible for me to let you leave me, my bed

21. Sir, your disrespectful behavior is exactly what I imagined.

22. You have taken over my life, so don’t talk to me. He has generally seen it

23. Love is an extremely sacred word, please do not tarnish it

24. Since you have chosen to love me, I will not allow you to leave again Me

25. Are you bored? It just so happens that I am bored too, so it would be more fun for the two of us to be bored together

26. I will always move forward bravely in the direction of flying against the wind.

I'm not afraid of anyone blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering.

27. Please don't talk nonsense. Do you know what others think of you?

28. I can live by my memories. , so you will be very happy if you leave me

29. Don’t think of yourself as noble, no one will live well without you

30. Miss, you You can't raise yourself a little higher, who are you showing off for being so cheap?

31. Women can have no taste, but they can't have no vision

32. Girl, I am a manly man. It’s better than hiding behind a man

33. If you don’t choose to be strong, who will show you when you are weak

34. You can love any woman, but you can’t stop me Love you

35. Even if you are no longer by my side, I will still accidentally think of the past

36. Say ten sentences to me. If I don’t use curse words, then say I'm not familiar with you

37. Everyone is working hard, but I stay at home and eat cornstarch

38. There are not many people I love in the world, but you But it is the only one

39. I will look up to the future with a proud attitude, but I will never lower my head to see you

40. I can’t see the way to the future, but I have never lowered my head

41. I am just used to having you, but it doesn’t have to be you

42. In fact, it is very simple, so why do you think it is so complicated

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43. As long as I can forget you, I will never give up any opportunity

44. No one loves me, I will love myself; no one loves me, I will love myself

45. I don’t have time to hate those who are insignificant to me

46. I just don’t want to see that what used to belong to me is now in the hands of others

< p> 47. It’s not that you don’t have a backing, it’s that you don’t want to be a big name

48. If you choose to leave, please don’t regret it and come back to me again

49. No matter how beautiful the vow is, It can’t be compared to saying, idiot, I will always be there

50. You will never understand my sadness, because you are simply a heartless person. A geek with a funny personality and a talk about a loser boy

1. Lovers will eventually get married, but without lovers, the winter will be cold

2. If the world abandons you, remember me, and I will abandon you too

3. Fight I have become a gangster, and I feel that life is really meaningless

4. The current standard for finding a partner is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead

5. There is less true love now , I love you mostly for money

6. In the future, I will give birth to a beautiful baby and let his father take him to the world

7. According to the IQ of a pig, I am a handsome guy, are you just that pig?

8. Buddha said: There is no end to the sea of ??suffering, but when you turn around, you will reach the shore.

I said: There is no edge, where is the shore?

9. The purpose of going to school is to find a partner. This school is just a marriage agency

10. I came to work this morning. Just as they were whispering, the boss came, and the colleague immediately called the boss, "Nima, this is a friend"

11. Tuhao also means a bold and unrestrained country bumpkin

12. I will follow If you mess around, I will fall into the ditch, so now I quit

13. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be withdrawn, and it will be gone as soon as it is withdrawn

14. For those who don’t like me, I just want to say one thing, you should wear sunglasses

15. Looking up at the sky at 45°, all I see are white clouds

16. There are two types of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil

17. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste

18. In this winter, for The only thing I will never leave is the cold

19. In fact, I am not vulgar, it’s just that it’s not very obvious

20. If you can’t bear it, just bear it again

< p> 21. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover called quilt

22. Before she could even get into sex, she was plucked out

23. Kill Survive the wolf, let go the tiger, once I was a 250

24. If I were the second B, then you would be the second best among the second B

25. Having a mouth makes me What you are saying is not for you to use as a decoration, so don’t pretend to be mute

26. I have my own things to do, so I don’t need you to point fingers from the side

27. Don’t talk about feelings with your sister. She has no feelings. She just gave up to a scumbag a few days ago

28. There is only one consequence for betraying a friend, and that is to stop being a human being

29. It doesn’t hurt, just because I never cared.

30. I’m so sorry to let you know my existence, you SB

31. The days without you, I am very happy, just because you are the source of my sadness

32. Don’t be sentimental about animals, because they don’t know how you hurt them

33. Since you are here Come here, there is no reason not to remember it

34. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister must look up to you

35. Who will take care of the dog around you? Let him bite people everywhere

36. I didn’t see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept walking

37. Breaking up is nothing, I can still love You

38. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua University, but the teacher is ignorant

39. When I am a tooth in your mouth in the next life, you will feel my pain as well

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40. I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable

41. Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first

< p> 42. Sister, your charming facial features are the beginning of your crime

43. Instead of crying, it is better to force a smile, at least to be more decent

44. Thank you for the night, no matter today How sad, tomorrow is a new beginning

45. I don’t need your comfort, because at that time a weak person could listen

46. Love can help you gain the world, Hate can make you lose everything

47. Face life with a cynical attitude

48. The person in this world who can really hurt you is often the one you love most People

49. I have not been involved in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future

50. Maybe we don’t need each other, but there are a little more of us in life. Super cool alternative talk about lonely boys, personalized version

1. I am not green tea, so I have no chance to have another bottle.

2. Learn to let go, and there is nothing you can’t let go of.

3. Having loved and died for you is proof that I have lived.

4. It’s not that women are vicious enough, it’s that men push too hard

5. It’s the heart that is dirty, not the world

6 , Take off your mask and talk to me again. I don’t have the time or the energy to speculate on you.

7. I have to work hard and give myself what I want.

8. Please don’t think that you are unforgettable. What is unforgettable is only the past, not you. Please understand.

9. In this world, the people who hurt you the most are often those who claim they will never hurt you.

10. Please allow me to be a little cautious, so that at least I won’t be embarrassed.

11. Don’t say I’m blind. How can I know you if I’m not blind?

12. Never be a lover when you can be a friend; there are no eternal lovers, only eternal friends.

13. Whether it’s a friend or a lover, if you don’t treat me sincerely, why should I treat you sincerely?

14. Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I'll hang up first.

15. The person I love has a beautiful name, but the person who loves me is miserable.

16. Once upon a time, it has been formatted!

17. As disdainful as you are, I will be perfunctory.

18. The fate of a mistress is betrayal or extramarital affair.

19. Gold always shines, but glass like you can only reflect light!

20. Just because I don’t want to be brutal doesn’t mean I have no fighting ability.

21. I can love someone to the point of dying, but I will never love someone to the point of being shameless.

22. How can a woman be as beautiful as a flower if she is not a flower?

23. My hot butt is touching your cold face, making you laugh.

24. I lie down on the book. It doesn’t matter whether I study or not. The key is to have an attitude.

25. Life is easy, life is easy. Life is fucking hard.

26. I want to be a queen and walk over the corpse to the person I love.

27. I don’t lack love. Your leaving just makes me lose one habit.

28. You may not know that when you are sad, my tears also overflow.

29. You may not know that when you are sad, my tears also overflow.

30. You laugh at me for having no friends and being alone. I pity you for having many friends but no sincerity.

31. If the whole world denies Lai, then Lai will accompany Lai to deny the whole world.

32. I am very ordinary, but there is only one.

33. If you betray me, I will be violent to you.

34. I proudly point to my heart and say to you: This is a new person!

35. I am not so generous to tolerate you and tolerate her.

36. The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.

37. Regret is a draining emotion.

38. You can listen to a woman’s words, but you can’t believe them.

39. The world is big and it doesn’t have to be you.

40. You said there is something wrong with my brain. I admit it. It is because I have a problem with my mind that I fell in love with you!

41. If you can’t be lovers, then be strangers.

42. I am kind, but not as good as an angel; I am guilty, but not a devil. I am who I am.

43. Crazy me always makes you so chic...

44. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the mountain in my heart.

45. My sister slapped me against the wall and I couldn’t even tear it off.

46. If you want to leave, just leave. It is best to never look back. Old age and death, no contact with each other.

47. White-collar workers are nothing but raising pigs.

48. If I am a thing, then you are not a thing.

49. From now on, I will only celebrate Double Ninth Festival and Tomb-Sweeping Festival, leave me alone on Valentine’s Day.

50. Even if you no longer have a place in my heart, I will leave your memory in my mind. 50 super funny QQ personality quotes in 2021

1. Mosquito, when did you evolve to not suck blood, but only suck fat?

2. You can’t influence others, so what’s the point of bullying Xiaoqiang?

3. Xiong Da often says to Xiong Er: “You must have a bear-like chest.

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4. You are not evil at all, but your thoughts are a bit evil

5. I understand, you are a female and cannot be male

6. Poor people must be hateful, so there is no need to pretend to be pitiful here

7. If you are not polite to your own man, who can you be polite to?

8. How much love is there? You can beat jet lag and beat distance, as long as you persist

9. Today’s men are becoming more and more feminine

10. If you want to start from scratch, get a haircut Shop, start from scratch

11. I can’t cry because I put on liquid eyeliner and mascara

12. Who can come back alive in this world? Ah

13. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words can be worth a thousand pieces of gold

14. I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still take exams

< p> 15. It’s not his fault for falling in love with you, it’s because he’s blind

16. I want to be your heart, if you want to annoy me I won’t beat it

17. The male and female protagonists of "The Girls We Chased in Those Years" are now chasing the box office

18. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise they would not be called human beings

19. My family You play with a squirrel like a ball, but you still call it "Pikachu"

20. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called Goodbye

21. Everyone else has ADHD, it seems It’s the mouth that keeps moving

22. I told my deskmate that my deskmate is a pig; he said that your deskmate is a pig

23. My back feels so itchy Please help me scratch it without spreading its wings

24. The teacher confiscated my mobile phone, and a week later I found that the phone was out of battery

25. My youth is not over yet , I just turned twenty this year

26. If you don’t like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide

27. I don’t know why I caught a cold the next day, only to find out that I didn’t. Cover yourself with a quilt

28. The alarm clock will wake me up tomorrow, and you won’t be naughty in bed tomorrow. Be good and earn money to support you all

29. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. It’s too much to worry about

30. There are such bad people, and their professional ethics have plummeted without turning around

31. Chatting with you now does not mean that we know each other, maybe tomorrow I don’t know who you are

32. Missing you is a disease, missing you means I am sick, but you don’t know where you are

33. The beef noodles are not beef but carrots , your wife is not included in the wife cake

34. Brother, your wife today is not as beautiful as yesterday

35. I met my mother-in-law when I was in junior high school, but I just didn’t dare to recognize her< /p>

36. If you want to lose weight, you should learn to dance like the people in Hyun Dance, and dance all the time without eating

37. People who are short don’t like Jay Chou, because his first sentence is always: Oops !

38. Live every day as a comedy, and you will be happy every day

39. What I like to eat is my mouth, so don’t call me a foodie

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40. The cutest thing in the world is a dog, and you are not as cute as it

41. People who raise their middle fingers are always great, because they don’t know a secret

42. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare

43. How wonderful my life was before, but now there are only two left

46. My hands are not dirty at all, I just kill chickens every day if I have nothing to do

47. The day is dark without the sun, and the night is still dark with the moon< /p>

48. Walking at night is the darkest part of society, and no one is more terrifying

49. Life in kindergarten is the best to be messy. The older you get, the less you know how to mess around

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p> 50. My heart is like a snake and a scorpion, all designed to match your human-faced animal heart. Why don’t you want to